X`terrania Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 a brick on the floor and the body of KENT!!!
GhettoSmurf Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 as time passes, the brick vanishes like they always do for no apparent reason, and kent's head appears on his body! after his miming of phoning the polizei, his body dropped a brick and hid behind it while sewing his head back on, using the information he gathered from his Surgery for Dummies book. unfortunately, the body couldn't see what it was doing and sewed the head on backwards. in a panic over the accident his body had made, kent begins to...
kentbrockman Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 while doing so, cokey walks in and...
GhettoSmurf Posted September 27, 2004 Report Posted September 27, 2004 starts feeling sorry for him and asks if he wants a hand...but he refuses her offer, deciding he doesn't wanna cheat on his blowup doll.
SeVeR Posted September 27, 2004 Report Posted September 27, 2004 But his blow-up doll finds out about their washing escapades and cheats on kent with a blow-up penguin named Doris who kinda has a thing for cokey. From now on things get a little complicated. But have no fear Telson arrives in no time and...
X`terrania Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 Launches a campaign against Iraq, which ironically turns into
kentbrockman Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 but there was one person not masturbating. he was...
epox Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 And Delic and Epox live happily ever after. The End.
Arianax Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 as the credits scrolled by, spielberg decided that he would make a sequal to these shocking events and name it...
kentbrockman Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 18th Parallel. The sequel starts off with Kent....
Tipme Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 in a world where the world -*BAD WORD*-a must be said in every sentence.....i said -*BAD WORD*-a
GhettoSmurf Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 unfortunately, the best drugs kent could get his hands on were tylenol, cuz he's -*BAD WORD*-a poor. but he doesn't seem to mind that fact, as he becomes very glad he's not -*BAD WORD*-a gay, like rice.
kentbrockman Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 Upon hearing he was gay, Rice out of the blue...had a baby.
Arianax Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 that was a bouncing baby. (incidentally -*BAD WORD*-a dangerous in a a base) The baby turned out to be...
kentbrockman Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 http://www.kentbrockman.com/bounce.gif
GhettoSmurf Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 seeing his new daughter, rice realised he didn't want to be gay anymore and started hitting on her. but she turned him down repeatedly until he gave up and started looking for women elsewhere. as he continued to fail at getting a chick, he remembered why he became gay in the first place and decided he would be a lot better off if he...
Tipme Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 goes to the mall and picks up chicks and rape them and hide their body in a ditch alll the while ...
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