Greased_Lightning Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 a long, smooth, cylindrical............ paperweight, which covers... Quote
SeVeR Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 A tiny little person shrunk to the size of a pencil from spending two years in a bathtub. Struggling with the enormity of the paperweight he shouts at the top of his little lungs.. Quote
Greased_Lightning Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 dont eat me and I'll grant you three wishes, pern thinks and finally wishes... Quote
Arianax Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 For Mel Gibsons -*BAD WORD*-, a star wars toy and the hugest hardest... Quote
kentbrockman Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 may i just say penis and get this over with? Quote
GhettoSmurf Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 the little man says no, so pern asks for a new cat to keep her...entertained...at night. Quote
Greased_Lightning Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 the genie grants the wish for the cat which pern names woody after feeding it nothing but... Quote
DaKillaRoach Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 may i just say penis and get this over with?Told you my comment would haunt this thread! __ Raw Cueque, bought specially from Mav, the herbal and out of reality medicine man. As Mav was passing the Cueque over to Pern, he suddenly thought to himself, 'hmm... Quote
Arianax Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 Wood....... the cat then ran away and joined a leper colony run by... Quote
pACMANx Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 an even larger statue of the letter H, this one made entirely of 3/4" NPT compression fittings which were all connected to a tiny letter H, which held the secret of... Quote
kentbrockman Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 the password to kent squad. With this secret ... Quote
GhettoSmurf Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 anyone could enter kent squad and gain access to kent's super ship...anyone, except genius288. genius once discovered the password, but after much searching, could not discover how to use the ship. he became very pissed and desecrated the great name of kent. now, anyone who dares use the password enters the squad and instantly aquires the !@#$%^&*tle n00b. for this reason the password was sealed into the miniature H, until... Quote
kentbrockman Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 someone relized that it was in kents signature on the messageboard. Meanwhile, Ghetto is at Alv's house having... Quote
pACMANx Posted September 11, 2004 Report Posted September 11, 2004 a piping hot bowl of delicious letter H's, when he realizes... Quote
GhettoSmurf Posted September 12, 2004 Report Posted September 12, 2004 that they are too hot. so he begins searching through alv's house for anything that will fetch a decent price on eBay while he waits for them to cool, hoping he can finish before alv gets back from... Quote
Arianax Posted September 12, 2004 Report Posted September 12, 2004 Tunisia where he was involved in illegal dancing lemons fortunately, ghetto remembers... Quote
pernille Posted September 13, 2004 Author Report Posted September 13, 2004 he needs to brush his teeth since he aparently scare even the dogs away.In the meantime DKR sits in spec crying to get some attention cause kyla owned him in a warbird laming contest,he claims she cheated cause Quote
pACMANx Posted September 13, 2004 Report Posted September 13, 2004 she didn't feel well, not having her usual bowl of piping hot H's for breakfast, which had her doing things she wouldn't normally do. In addition to cheating, she had already stuffed... Quote
X`terrania Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 the ship with Mini Viles, the new brand of cereal made with real Quote
Arianax Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 Is purple, just like Vile is. After persuading all of spec that he actually won 5-0 roach went on to host a twisted game of... Quote
GhettoSmurf Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 twisted. but then he realised he was in the wrong zone for twisted, and decided to host dodgeball. after failing so pathetically to beat kyla, he tries to make himself feel better by cheating and warping people all over the place and manipulating the ball until he is fired from staff. maynard decides to take over the event, and screws around with the hosting even more than dkr and gets showered with praise for hosting such a fun event. meanwhile, back in pub, vile gets very bored and decides to... Quote
Arianax Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 Give banG to G. W. Bush and introduces him as the new Smod for the zone. due to the s-*BAD WORD*-om, 17th's pop shoots up to the towering heights of... Quote
Tempest Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 200, but the m!@#$%^&* influx of anti-Bush spammers and republican fundamentalists cause the zone to... Quote
pACMANx Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 abandon pub and go to forums to write about their hatred of the opposing political party, their mutual love of the symetrical letter 'H', and of course... Quote
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