Bored :(

[Samapico]

I'm so bored <_<

 

... amuse me!

 

and Temp... GET ME SOME BEER!!!!!

[ZKewl]

I have no idea if this is true or not(pry not) but it amusing in anycase(really amusing if it's ture) :

 

 

The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:

 

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a gl!@#$%^&* patio door and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.

 

The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.

 

Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprights the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Since gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.

 

The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home. After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated.

 

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance. The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street.

 

The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining steps and broke his arm.

 

 

 

 

how's that???? zya

[Naedhaha]

Only in America

[Samapico]

ROFL

[Greased_Lightning]

I dont know if that is true but I know that this story is:

 

A man became very depressed and decided to kill himself so he went to a tall suspension bridge (Don't remember where though). Police took position on the bridge and in the water below to try and talk him down from the edge of the bridge. Finally after several hours the man decided he would do it. He tied a rope to the bridge and the other end in a noose around his neck. He then soaked himself in gasoline, then drank a poisonous substance. Finally, he pulled a .38 from his jacket and shot himself in the head. Unfortunately, the man didn't shoot in the right place and the bullet only went through his cheeks. The flash from the barrel ignited the gasoline and he fell from the bridge.

 

When he fell, the rope snapped and he fell over 70 feet into the icy waters below. Upon hitting the water, the fire was put out. He began to drown. He swallowed water and vomited up the poison he had drank. By that time, police divers had come up to him and hauled him to shore to a waiting ambulance which took him to the hospital. He died several hours later from hypothermia.

 

True story lol

[Samapico]

OMG LOL, He sucks, not able to kill himself with a .38 and being soaked with gasoline... omg...

[Manus Celer Dei]

I dont know if that is true but I know that this story is:

 

A man became very depressed and decided to kill himself so he went to a tall suspension bridge (Don't remember where though).  Police took position on the bridge and in the water below to try and talk him down from the edge of the bridge.  Finally after several hours the man decided he would do it.  He tied a rope to the bridge and the other end in a noose around his neck.  He then soaked himself in gasoline, then drank a poisonous substance.  Finally, he pulled a .38 from his jacket and shot himself in the head.  Unfortunately, the man didn't shoot in the right place and the bullet only went through his cheeks.  The flash from the barrel ignited the gasoline and he fell from the bridge.

 

When he fell, the rope snapped and he fell over 70 feet into the icy waters below.  Upon hitting the water, the fire was put out.  He began to drown.  He swallowed water and vomited up the poison he had drank.  By that time, police divers had come up to him and hauled him to shore to a waiting ambulance which took him to the hospital.  He died several hours later from hypothermia. 

 

True story lol

I read that in the Darwin awards book. It's a fake.

[Greased_Lightning]

Actually it isnt Manus cuz it was on a radio news program 'Paul Harvey News and Comments' oh and get yourself some Tempur-Pedic beds, cuz Paul Harvey said so

[GhettoSmurf]

speaking of darwins...

 

A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.

 

so apparantly (and much to my suprise), it isn't only in america.

[Samapico]

hmm.. his parents were probably american... such stupidity can't be originating from Canada