thelordoftheland Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 yes, lets not discuss how kent got his ASSS, i'm better off not knowing -- frankly, i just cant kill another fellow human being... but i would make rice do the killing / cooking / pillaging for me... and i would just leach on him... cuz thats MY role in the animal kingdom Quote
Manus Celer Dei Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 I don't require food to live. Quote
Greased_Lightning Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 It would be easy to kill another human being as long as you were threatened... killing one of you just to eat you though is inconceivable. Now that that's out of the way... I'd use Tempest= as bait for a bear and then kill the bear and eat it and make Temp brew beer for me so he could remain my beer -*BAD WORD*-. If Tempest were killed by the bear, then me and the bear would feast and get drunk together... Quote
Samapico Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 If Tempest were killed by the bear, then me and the bear would feast and get drunk together...What about me? Quote
Raem Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 I think it would be best to kill Manus first...he might get this crazy new idea for a drink, maybe make the name 'Bloody Mary' a bit less innocent? Quote
Greased_Lightning Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Well I guess if I have to share my bear meat and beer it'll be with ya Sama we really should find another beer -*BAD WORD*- in case Tempest does die in the bear trap... suggestions? Quote
Greased_Lightning Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 ...and I see you watching this topic Tempest...OoOoOoO!!! Quote
Tempest Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Pff, a bear doesn't stand a chance against me. I eat bears for breakfast. I maul them to death with my bare hands. I've killed dozens of bears. Sadly, the park service seem to look down on my heroics, but that's their problem. Hmm. I'll kill the bear, make a bear-costume out of a few leaves sticks, sell the pelt on the black market for money and feast with Greased, threatening to maul him if he doesn't fetch my beer for me. And then I'll maul him anyway, and use his bones to carve a primitive club with which to beat Sama senseless. Heh heh heh. I'm so cunning. Quote
Greased_Lightning Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 OR...I can use the gun that I brought to shoot you, enslave the bear into our new beer -*BAD WORD*- and live happily ever after.... but nah I can't do that cuz Tempest is such a good spider... DIE BEAR!! (fires..bear falls dead, we feast..) Now, who shall be our new beer -*BAD WORD*-? Quote
Greased_Lightning Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Hmmm ... how about Maurauder? He's on the forum alot Quote
reload Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 I would drink Beer Hunter, but I think he quit 17th Quote
X`terrania Posted August 12, 2004 Report Posted August 12, 2004 Hard question, it would most likely be that X`terrania*whistles* Quote
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