pACMANx Posted August 13, 2004 Report Posted August 13, 2004 N00bishness can be calculated with the following equation: N = N00bishness index (higher is more n00bish)C* = Complaining when you are killed (for any reason, no matter how much you were lamed, it's lamer to complain) (1-10)B = Bragging about your skill (1-10)S = Actual Skill (1-10)T = Time playing on 17th (experience 1-10) *note: if you complain for getting teamed in pub, double your complaining score N = (T+S)----------S-(B+C) It's fun! .... You can't still be reading this post... -=pACMANx=- Quote
DaKillaRoach Posted August 13, 2004 Report Posted August 13, 2004 N00bishness can be calculated with the following equation: N = N00bishness index (higher is more n00bish)C* = Complaining when you are killed (for any reason, no matter how much you were lamed, it's lamer to complain) (1-10)B = Bragging about your skill (1-10)S = Actual Skill (1-10)T = Time playing on 17th (experience 1-10) *note: if you complain for getting teamed in pub, double your complaining score N = (T+S)----------S-(B+C) It's fun! .... You can't still be reading this post... -=pACMANx=-Ok lets work this out. C - 5 (I mainly complain about teamwork, well lack of. Teaming is funny!)B - 2S - 9 (in Lanc ^_^)T - 9 (Before I retired) (T+S)----------S-(B+C) 9+9 = 18----------9-(2+5=7)=2 So that gives me a noob rating of 9? Quote
pACMANx Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 Exactly! Isn't it fun? Here's mine C = 1 (I rarely complain)B = 4S = 8.5 (in ter)T = 4 so (4+8.5) = 12.58.5-(4+1) = 3.5 which makes my rating about 3.6, I'm less of a n00b! I made the equation to work like this: If you are experienced, you are MORE n00blike for complaining or braggingIf you are less experienced, this behavior is more expected of youIf you are highly skilled, it helps make up for complaining and bragging As an example, if you were a 10 in skill, your n00b rating would fall to 6, or if you were less experienced. I think designing this equation adds to my n00b index. I should get a 20 for even dreaming this up -=pACMANx=- Quote
DaKillaRoach Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 So the more experianced and skilled you are the more newbie you are? Right... Dam I feel sorry for the Jav players Quote
pACMANx Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 ---snip--- So the more experianced and skilled you are the more newbie you are? ---snip--- um. no. The more experienced you are, the more complaining and bragging add to your n00b index. We expect a higher standard from vets. Skill helps counteract your complaining and bragging, so if you are very skilled, you can brag some without it hurting your score much. -=pACMANx=- Quote
GhettoSmurf Posted August 15, 2004 Report Posted August 15, 2004 umm, i thought "vets" complained more than anyone in pub... i went and looked brag up in the dictionary...definition: to boast. deffinition of boast: to brag...i think webster's getting lazy... but really bragging is when you extremely over-exaggerate about yourself...so, if B but, genius288 gets most most vote for most annoying and n00best n00b Quote
GhettoSmurf Posted August 15, 2004 Report Posted August 15, 2004 sorry, did you want me to vote for you? Quote
kentbrockman Posted August 15, 2004 Report Posted August 15, 2004 genius288: C* = 9 (complains constantly, just because someone doesnt respond even)B = 10 (says he's better than everyone else, and his squad.)S = 5 (ok, he aint bad at soccer, but i still hate him so i give him 5)T = 6 (meh) (6+5)----------5-(10+9) 11----14 N=-0.78 i dont know if a small negative number would be bad or good.. Quote
pACMANx Posted August 16, 2004 Report Posted August 16, 2004 didn't account for negatives... or really... that anybody would actually do this. I'll redo the formula sometime, when this topic comes up again, so that it works for everyone better, if there's demand for it -=pACMANx=- Quote
Radiohead Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 and 2+2=5thereforeradiohead rules! phew, i was holding my breath for a minute there (afraid someone would claim me as a n00b) but HEY! Thanks! Quote
GhettoSmurf Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 ok, a noobier noob than genius has arisen...kill all BEENERS (or something gay like that) p.s. he's noobier than you too rice! Quote
reload Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 p.s. he's noobier than you too rice!pff, impossible :-/ Quote
Bran Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 suprised no1 has said my name yet.. ive been getting called a newb alot these days Quote
reload Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 suprised no1 has said my name yet.. ive been getting called a newb alot these days yeah, the truth can really hurt :-/ Quote
axius Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 of course axius would be the n00bist newb, hes such a terrible levi...oh wait, thats me lol Quote
BeWaRe Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 I think it might be the guy that recently started a "someone let me in their squad :(" topic..lol Quote
epox Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 I can narrow it down to 3 or 4 but picking one out of them would be impossible for me. Multistrike and kill all beaners are both excellent candidates but so is dakillaroach, granted he knocked me out of the bos thing but hey, that's what I get for typing in a tournament. All three of these are not only terrible at the game (which is excusable by itself, it's just a game) but are complete morons to boot. So I salute these three as the 'n00best of the n00b.' Quote
h2win Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 I vote Roach and ER>Auto. Auto has been a constant jerkoff and wouldn't even leave a chat when asked by the creator. Here's to you! Quote
DaKillaRoach Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 You hate me because I'm better than you Quote
Greased_Lightning Posted August 19, 2007 Report Posted August 19, 2007 !@#$%^&* useless bumpers Quote
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