Greased_Lightning Posted July 31, 2004 Report Posted July 31, 2004 Must... keep...this..... topic.....going!........ if we ever go back in time, wouldn't it be cool if we went back and talked on this and told ourselves that we would be going back in time in the future? Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
Greased_Lightning Posted July 31, 2004 Report Posted July 31, 2004 ***a bright light fills the room and a loud sizzle and Greased_Lightning appears dressed in a tinfoil-like substance*** I'm from the future, sent back to tell you that we can go through time...and this clothing isnt futuristic style, im just dirt poor and can only afford tinfoil to wear..... and Greased of this time.... 23 18 08 27 22 03 and don't bother asking about the Cubs...they still suck Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
🜲 Samapico Posted July 31, 2004 Report Posted July 31, 2004 What would happen if I go back in time and murder myself as a child? ... Would I just.. disappear suddenly? ... Or would that be the right thing to do to avoid a failure of the space-time continuum... Cause.. If you go back in time, and see yourself as a child, then if you go back in future, the child you saw would have grown up... so there would be 2 of you... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
Naedhaha Posted July 31, 2004 Report Posted July 31, 2004 *3 hours and many beers later* (slurring) man sama... you are awesome! n-n-n-n-no d-d-d-don't shake your head... (enunciating) you!....are!.....awesome!! (spills beer on pants) aw man... -*BAD WORD*-... (eyes the ladies) ok, one of you ho's come and suck this up! yeah...... yeah....... who cares about time when we got.... got.... um... beer! gimme another beer! Whoo!!! what? we're out of beer?! GET SOME MORE!!!! (throws empties at Tempest) get us some beer, -*BAD WORD*-! now!!-*BAD WORD*-....
Greased_Lightning Posted August 2, 2004 Report Posted August 2, 2004 we are drunken time travelers... cept for Tempest...he's a time traveling -*BAD WORD*- Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
🜲 Samapico Posted August 2, 2004 Report Posted August 2, 2004 Let's go back in prehistoric times and share alcohol with our ancestors... I wonder what the world would look like today... Humans would live with alcohol instead of H2O... mmmm http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
Greased_Lightning Posted August 2, 2004 Report Posted August 2, 2004 hmmmm giving alcohol to our ancestors... hmmm.... would it be a little something like .... this?............... Noah... you must build an ark for I am going to flood the world (slurring) Shut up! I'm tired of you bossing me around! You're always on our case down here, why don't YOU build the ark... c'mon tough guy! You can flood the world but can't build a little ship? HA! HAHAH!! .....N-n-no man, seriously, I love you man... you ROCK!! You hear me... YOU ROCK!!! Where the -*BAD WORD*- is Tempest with my beer? "And so it came to be that Noah build the ark, and christened it the USS Tallywacker.... unfortunately, on the 40th night, Noah was a little at the sauce and crashed the ark into a police boat... he was charged with drunken boating and nautical homicide in the death of the Saber toothed tiger, the Abomidable snowman, and Bigfoot's wife... He was sentenced to 20 years in prison." Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
The Maurauder Posted August 2, 2004 Report Posted August 2, 2004 As the reference to the bermuda triangle... There is a scientific explanantion to all the aircraft that go down around there. Oceanographers recently noticed that unusually large amounts of nitrogen gas are emitted from the ocean floor in that area, if theres enough nitrogen in the air, it can overpower the oxygen and choke out a plane's engines. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/The_Maurauder/GotBan.bmp R E T I R E D
Greased_Lightning Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 That's interesting.... now terrorists will be using massive amounts of nitrogen gas to crash airplanes!! Here comes a jet! NOW!! **1000 people let out monstrous farts*** The smell....is... HORRIFYING!!! *passes out, crashes* Long live our glorious Jihad!!! ... ugh, what did you guys eat? Same old camel -*BAD WORD*- as you did. Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
MonteZuma Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 Eight years ago, American and British scientists who conducted investigations in Antarctica made a sensational discovery. US physicist Mariann McLein told the researchers noticed some spinning gray fog in the sky over the pole on January 27 which they believed to be just ordinary sandstorm. A sandstorm in Antartica? http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/1458/4sq748349hz.gif
Greased_Lightning Posted August 3, 2004 Report Posted August 3, 2004 hey, penguins like beaches too ! Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
BeWaRe Posted August 4, 2004 Author Report Posted August 4, 2004 Ordinary sandstorm...I didnt notice that before. Face of Mankind http://sigx.yuriy.net/images/xRef.png
🜲 Samapico Posted August 4, 2004 Report Posted August 4, 2004 That's interesting.... now terrorists will be using massive amounts of nitrogen gas to crash airplanes!! Here comes a jet! NOW!! **1000 people let out monstrous farts*** The smell....is... HORRIFYING!!! *passes out, crashes* Long live our glorious Jihad!!! ... ugh, what did you guys eat? Same old camel -*BAD WORD*- as you did.We fart nitrogen? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
Greased_Lightning Posted August 4, 2004 Report Posted August 4, 2004 No, actually we fart methane I believe .. so if we got a lot of ppl to fart, a single spark would kill them all... Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
🜲 Samapico Posted August 4, 2004 Report Posted August 4, 2004 Yup.. we do fart methane ... probably some nitrogen too.. since there's nitrogen everywhere (70-% of the atmosphere?) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
Greased_Lightning Posted August 4, 2004 Report Posted August 4, 2004 Man, if we breathed 100% oxygen... whoa... we'd be supermen... LETS DO IT!!! Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
🜲 Samapico Posted August 4, 2004 Report Posted August 4, 2004 YEAH!!! ............ but.. uh... how? and.. don't you think our lungs will explode or something? ........ let's just drink more beer that'll fix it ... TEMP! 2 BEERS! NOW!!! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
BeWaRe Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Posted August 5, 2004 Man, if we breathed 100% oxygen... whoa... we'd be supermen... LETS DO IT!!!You'd also get oxygen poisoning. Face of Mankind http://sigx.yuriy.net/images/xRef.png
thelordoftheland Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 i thought superman didnt need oxygen... ---annnnyywaaaaayyyyzz, you went back to the past, and got your wife's mother pregnant, would you be marring your daughter?
Greased_Lightning Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 Pfft lord, that kinda -*BAD WORD*- takes place in the south every day... man and wife have son.... son screws mother....mother has daughter... son marries daughter/sister and has kid with 1 eye, 3 legs, and 14 fingers Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
Greased_Lightning Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 banjos Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
ZKewl Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 What would happen if I go back in time and murder myself as a child? ... Would I just.. disappear suddenly? ... If you went back in time and killed yourself, then how could your future self go back in time if your past self is toast? <_< zya Do or do not. There is not try. Remember, no matter where you go there you are. Eat Beef! It's what's for dinner.
BeWaRe Posted August 11, 2004 Author Report Posted August 11, 2004 Time doesnt exist. Face of Mankind http://sigx.yuriy.net/images/xRef.png
Tipme Posted August 11, 2004 Report Posted August 11, 2004 what if i went back in time and made love with myself Formerly known as Ricebowl.....
SeVeR Posted August 11, 2004 Report Posted August 11, 2004 cool, i so wanna do that, i'm dedicating my life to building a time machine.
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