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17th? what's that?

 

ooooOOOOooooohhhh....you mean that zone I used to play that was awesome but then it turned to total crap and I couldn't even bear spectating in it?

 

how about no blum.gif

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We could do a SS meeting in Estonia. And burst into Priit's house with many sharp objects I mean what am I talking about? Nothing, nothing, yes nothing. Ahem. Or am I?
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yes and at the same time we'll have ship sex

 

Warbird> I park close to you, my sexy Javelin

Javelin> your lusterious metal gets my engine going

Warbird> I puff out some exhaust, and start to hone my nozzle

Javelin> you ravage my outer layer off with your illustrious level 1 bullets

Warbird> After i am done with my bullets, i seduce you by giving you a facial of bursts

Javelin> I take in every damage dealt by your bursts, engulfing and swallowing every last drop

Warbird> I can feel my engine heat up

Javelin> Our wings touch each other, it feels like a bliss on this parking asteroid

Warbird> I begin to mount on you

Javelin> I try to resist but cannot escape. I lay a portal, ready for you to penetrate

Warbird> I see your wonderful and circular portal, as i dive in with all my effort.

Javelin> Suddenly i put up a brick for protection

Warbird> No matter, it is futile, I am even able to penetrate the hardest bricks with my thors.

Javelin> I reach my climax, spurting bullets and bombs every where

Warbird> I exist in a duality with eacher, then accidentally we TK each other and become raped by neggers

 

 

Negger> I tear apart your low level energy with my elite level 4 guns

Warbird> I try desperately to flee, but only with 55% speed it became futile

Negger> Slowly, powered by my huge powerball, I begin to add thrust

Warbird> I try to turn around and see, once again, my 10% rotation leaves me only able to stare at whats infront of me

Negger> I charge up level 4 emp, and give you a good spanking

Warbird> You tear off my metal coating once again

Negger> I have saved little surprise for you, said I

Warbird> what is that?

Negger> I call this the light speed penetration through both your exhaust pipes with the legendary natural Neg enhancer rocket.

Warbird> I feel violated in every single gas pipe, leaving me gasping for fuel.

Negger> Ah, i no longer have a use for you, i waved a good bye by repping you into a cluster of level 3 mines.

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