nikegurl637 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 (edited) It all began with a plan by Brain and myself. We put together a few ideas this morning to imitate picano, and have him admit (true? false?) feelings about Lan. So I sign onto HS, and scout. NiKe G u R> Hi LanNiKe G u R> hi pic  Lanvalk> -*BAD WORD*-o!picano2.0> hi again nikeAt this point, I realize that both victims were online and not AFK. I contact Brain via Yahoo Messanger. (Code to colors: Orange=Yahoo conversations, Red=staff chat, Yellow=important bits, Blue=Arena messages.) nikegurl637: im going to do the picano lan thingpixel2001n: ok, coming Brain enters. Dr Brain> hi all  Fat Cat> hi brain  Lanvalk> It's Doc! picano2.0> hi doc!  chakids> can somone gimi 3k plzNiKe G u R> ?aa Unf Lan!! -picano2.0Unf Lan!! -picano2.0 Dr Brain> so, what's going on? picano2.0> o.o Dr Brain> O.O?  Lanvalk> O_oNiKe G u R> o.o  chakids> thxNiKe G u R> ?aa Oh crap, wrong command >.> -picano2.0Oh crap, wrong command >.> -picano2.0 And from here, I'll delete some pointless pubchat, and leave the important bits.  Zig-Zags> o_O Dr Brain> HAHAHADr Brain> very smooth, picanoNiKe G u R> ...NiKe G u R> lol nice Miss Meow> i come in and nobdy says hii =(  Lanvalk> Hi, Meow! Miss Meow> sniffNiKe G u R> hi meow picano2.0> hi meow, hi nike Miss Meow> NiKe G u R> ...o.o Dr Brain> what'd she do? picano2.0> she said -*BAD WORD*-o to me 5 times in under an hour.... creepy >.> Dr Brain> uh huh Dr Brain> so then you went hitting on Lan?NiKe G u R> o.O; picano2.0> wha? picano2.0> wasnt me! Dr Brain> surrreeeeNiKe G u R> ok, if it wasn't you, who was it? picano2.0> i have no clue.. i dont know how lastlog works to find out >.>  Lanvalk> Try ?lastlog?NiKe G u R> ?lastlog picano2.0> tried... but it lists all this random junk with it... pub chat and allNiKe G u R> pfft... Lan, pic is just covering up for his slipup picano2.0> lol  Lanvalk> You mean the "UNF" one?NiKe G u R> yeah, he's pretending it wasn't him Dr Brain> haha  Lanvalk> If he remembered to put an extra a... Dr Brain> hehe, if onlyNiKe G u R> how embarr!@#$%^&*ing..NiKe G u R> poor pic picano2.0> lolNiKe G u R> so what command were you trying to do that required 'unf lan' in it? picano2.0> lol it wasnt me o.o Dr Brain> probably just ?aa  Lanvalk> Hence the "Missing an extra A" picano2.0> NiKe G u R> !! o.o Dr Brain> lolNiKe G u R> ok whoa there  Lanvalk> Do all of you mods have the entire ASSS handbook memorized? Dr Brain> why would nike want to UNF lan?NiKe G u R> itNiKe G u R> LOL  Lanvalk> O_o Dr Brain> NiKe G u R> you know pic, i saw funk come in a few moments ago, maybe it was him picano2.0> oh... that would do it, after my ?message thing on him ^_^ There's where I attempt to pin the blame somewhere else, just to add an interesting twist. Picano believed us! nikegurl637: LOLnikegurl637: he believes menikegurl637: omgnikegurl637: hahahahapixel2001n: AHAHAHA  Dr Brain> or mook hiding in his subarena Dr Brain> wait, cant be mookNiKe G u R> he's not on Dr Brain> Not online, last seen 15 hours ago picano2.0> ummm neither have been on in past 9 hours... picano2.0> Ah crap. Maybe that didn't work after all. Underpants> brain Dr Brain> yes?NiKe G u R> Underpants> cant u just *log it brainUnderpants> bah ASSSUnderpants> nvmd master Dr Brain> no, way to much happened since then Dr Brain> it only keep the last 100 liensUnderpants> o Dr Brain> and i wasnt quick enough picano2.0> umm how does the limiting text thing work anyway? picano2.0> and why does lastlog record all this pub message junk... Dr Brain> i dont know, i just "?lastlog" or "?lastlog WhaTevEr"  Lanvalk> The UNF thing is less than 100 lines above now for me Dr Brain> 100 log lines picano2.0> remember log does ship changes kills etc Dr Brain> and trust me, a LOT gets logged  Lanvalk> Ah, I see picano2.0> i still say it was nike >.>  docs mind doesnt work that way...  Dr Brain> yet? Dr Brain> pfftNiKe G u R> >_> Dr Brain> you're just making excuses Dr Brain>   Lanvalk> She DID snicker afterwards... bad digest> lol Dr Brain> um... didnt we all?NiKe G u R> you can't pin it on me, you have no proof >_>   Lanvalk> But I'm pretty sure it was picano-san LOL! Brain and I had a good laugh over that. pixel2001n: AHAHAHApixel2001n: Lanvalk> But I'm pretty sure it was picano-sannikegurl637: lolnikegurl637: i know picano2.0> hang around nike long enough and youll gain her habbits doc.... after that comment of yours about not wanting a girl a year ago... then nike just slips in Dr Brain> yah picano2.0> she is evil incarnate!NiKe G u R> what!  Lanvalk> O_o Dr Brain> lol picano2.0> she is... the banshee woman >.> Dr Brain> lolNiKe G u R> LIES  conduce> No, she's decaffinated!! picano2.0> proof enoughNiKe G u R> ... oops. picano2.0> decaffinated?  Lanvalk> Yech... caffeine... picano2.0> thats why nikes been tired lately...  conduce> NiKe G u R> i'm not the banshee woman anymore, i'm sheila. picano2.0> o.ONiKe G u R> the tank.. womanNiKe G u R> and i'm not evil!! >_<  conduce> ZENA warrior princessNiKe G u R> eww.  conduce> HIYAYAYAYAYA!!!!NiKe G u R> >_>  Lanvalk> Hm... I wonder if anyone'll notice if I sorta just melt... into... the... afk...ness...NiKe G u R> i think it was brain. picano2.0> no >.> <.< >.> you must be on the jury to accuse someone >.> <.<NiKe G u R> he loves to tease youNiKe G u R> and such.NiKe G u R> lol picano2.0> o.o picano2.0> NiKe G u R> lol Dr Brain> so, did picano admit it?NiKe G u R> gah! Dr Brain> nope...NiKe G u R> no Dr Brain> oh well picano2.0> lol really was not me picano2.0> lolNiKe G u R> oh sure, we all know your true feelings pic Dr Brain> lol  Lanvalk> Hm... Dr Brain seems insistent that picano-san did it... suspicious?NiKe G u R> it's ok, we're all friends hereNiKe G u R> no need to keep secretzNiKe G u R> secrets* Dr Brain> i checked the logs picano2.0> o.o  Lanvalk> And? Dr Brain> picano al the way Dr Brain> all*Dr Brain> picano2.0> ok its officially doc  Dr Brain> haha, dream on buddy picano2.0> i have proof!   Lanvalk> I understand ASSS layout, just not the commandsbad digest> lolTime2Die .> lan, hack my server thenbad digest> wtf hapemned?NiKe G u R> haha  Lanvalk> Wait, no, picano-san taught me the commands, so I know it <3[Paid for by Lanvalk] It's ok, picano, I like you too Perfect timing there by Brain. pixel2001n: $$nikegurl637: LOLnikegurl637: NICEnikegurl637: perfect timing picano2.0> ^_^  Lanvalk> O_o picano2.0> wait..NiKe G u R> LOL  Lanvalk> That wasn't me!NiKe G u R> lolNiKe G u R> wow Lan Dr Brain> AHAHAHA  Lanvalk> You can tell, because my impersonator forgot the -san after picano picano2.0> I {0} [Dr Brain] command (arena) 'aa' '[Paid for by Lanvalk] It's ok, picano, I like you too' Busted, Brain. Now everyone thinks it's Brain who did everything. NiKe G u R> LOL Dr Brain> NiKe G u R> oo busted  Lanvalk> Go logs!NiKe G u R> hahahahaNiKe G u R> picano2.0> ok nike... your off the hook... NiKe G u R> picano's going to stab you when you're-NiKe G u R> ! Dr Brain> I {0} [Nike G u R L 637] command (arena) 'aa' 'Unf Lan!! -picano2.0' Dr Brain> NiKe G u R> !!?!  Lanvalk> O_oNiKe G u R> LIESNiKe G u R> you didn't even spell my name rightNiKe G u R> HAHANiKe G u R> BUSTED  Lanvalk> YeahNiKe G u R> it's NiKe Brain tries to p!@#$%^&* of the blame to me, which I ward off, even though it really WAS me. =P  Dr Brain> awwNiKe G u R> not Nike picano2.0> woohooo lolNiKe G u R> ooo burned  Lanvalk> All consonants are capital letters, and all vowels are lower-caseDr Brain> picano, did you type lastlog right after the first incident?picano2.0> lol, nopeDr Brain> ah wellNiKe G u R> hahahaNiKe G u R> brain all the way Dr Brain> liar! Dr Brain> haha Dr Brain> oh wellNiKe G u R> noone's going to believe you now Dr Brain> no one will believe meDr Brain> that was funnyDr Brain> nike, do you want any credit at all?NiKe G u R> \what do you mean credit >_>Dr Brain> or you gonna let me take it *all*? ^.^Dr Brain> it was a brilliant plan, flawlessly executed What? Brain steal ALL the credit for MY brilliant plan? Never! NiKe G u R> ?a Ok fine, I admit I did the first two. Ok fine, I admit I did the first two.  -NiKe G u R L 637 Dr Brain> see? picano2.0> lol nice  Lanvalk> O_oNiKe G u R> ?a Brain and I planned it out.Brain and I planned it out. -NiKe G u R L 637 -Dr BrainNiKe G u R> ?a And it went exactly according to planAnd it went exactly according to plan -NiKe G u R L 637now... to edit it for the forum... hmm... -Dr Brain  Lanvalk> Now, what WOULD be hilarious is if picano-san was doing it... >_>NiKe G u R> that would be Later, in staff chat... NiKe G u R> i'm scared, picano isn't saying anythingpicano2.0> NiKe G u R> ....o.oDr Brain> he's plotting revenge on usNiKe G u R> greaaaat. And that's it! Kudos to myself and Brain for pulling it off perfectly and tricking everyone. Applause to picano and Lan for taking it so well XDOh, and some credit to Megaman.exe for giving me the idea, since I pretended to be him the night before. =P GenericLos> Actually, I think you painted a great picture of what being staff is like... not where I would ever want to be. Edited June 18, 2004 by nikegurl637 Quote
picano2.0 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I told all of you it wasn't me! Now stop staring...those beady little eyes Now look at this catgirl >.> Copy and paste link! Quote
Dr Brain Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Nike> So... what are we going to do tonight, Brain?Brain> The same thing we do every night, Nike, try to embarr!@#$%^&* the staff! Quote
Gravitron Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Can someone who actually bothered to read this sum it up for me? Quote
Hi-5 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 LOL KUDOS NIKE AND BRAIN LOL...never to that too me >_> Quote
NinjaMantis Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Lanvalk> That's one of the most brilliantly executed plans I've seen in my life. You need to do these things more often... just hopefully on someone else... Quote
EdTheInvincible Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Nice.. too bad I couldn't be there :/ Quote
Dr Brain Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Lanvalk> That's one of the most brilliantly executed plans I've seen in my life. You need to do these things more often... just hopefully on someone else... Don't worry, we're always thinking. Well, "DO worry" is more accurate. Quote
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