Smiley Story!

[madhaha]

Challenge: Make a coherant story using each smiley ONCE and ONCE only.

[Dire Wolf]

:dance:

 

pwned

[madhaha]

I meant use ALL the smileys.

[Tipme]

i have a story comming

 

jsut gimme a couple of months

[kentbrockman]

one problem with that. the smileys this board uses are rediculously gay and have to be changed.

[Spray 'n Prey]

i am a dog lover :eek: but :eek: i :shock: have :? a cat funny :x how that is, :-P zuugie :oops: de fafa esca :evil: pono :twisted: de :roll: tt :wink: essa :!: w00t w00gie!

[madhaha]

:stupid:

 

Wow x's story :fart: ed!

 

You're meant to make a coherant story not insert some crap between each smiley.

[SeVeR]

Oh god...

[ntfx]

:notworthy: :linux: :pimp:

[USS Delta]

uh, your a person who worships penuins and smokes pot?

[Yupa]

uh, your a person who worships penuins and smokes pot?

 

oh ya $$

[Tipme]

my story is 1/8 comleted i have no idea how to use akai's stupid robotech girl with a gun smiley

[talion]

im only going to use the ones that show up by default and a few extras, no way am i doing all of em :!: yeah apologies in advance to akai.

 

one day, there was a bashful maid, named akai. this is what she looked like ---> :oops: . Anyways, as I Was saying, she went to yuk yuks and had some good laughs , and afterwards she couldnt stop grinning like an idiot because some of the jokes were SOOOO bad! in fact the more she thought about them, the more she frowned , and question the morals of the jokes :? !!

 

it was a very vexing situation.

 

luckily, as she was going home, direwolf appeared wearing only a thong :twisted: :!: !! "oh boy," she thought, "this is just getting L A M E" and this was the look on her face ---> :roll: . dire started to dance around and it became very obvious that dire wanted something in exchange! :eek: so she ran away, put on some sungl!@#$%^&*es and finally slowed down to catch her breath. while she was waiting, some drops of sweat dropped off her forehead :sweatdrop: . then she realized she'd lost her slipper! "I lost my shoe!" she wailed .

 

well while she was crying, an unhappy satan :evil: came along and offered to trade her lifelong happiness for her soul. since she was so sad she accepted! NOOO DONT DO IT!

 

luckily, at that point an iraqi fighter came by :tomcat: and blew everything up.

 

 

THE END

and if i didnt use all the emoticons, oh well.

[talion]

The Story, PART II.

 

When we last left the smouldering remains of the mini satan and the innocent person, they had just been exploded into tiny bits by an iraqi fighter jet. here's an artist's rendition:

 

BEFORE: :oops: :evil:

 

 

AFTER: :tomcat: :explody::explody::explody:

 

 

luckily, the government of akai's nation was very efficient at dealing with threats after the fact! so they first sent some very angry letters :furious:, and then when that didnt work, they tried to shock + awe them into submission . but that didnt work.

 

so they tried to use biological weapons :fart:, but they proved resistant to that, so they gave up because the democra... i mean some new party got put in power. then the iraqis danced :dance: ! then they decided they'd given everyone ar hard enough time, and decided to and make up.

 

then they made a new world order with priitk as its leader at the head of a fanatical religious movement! :notworthy:

 

THE END

for real this time

[DaKillaRoach]

dont you have to use all the emoticons including the ones from the view more smilies? I would make one but they appear too small on the writing screen so i'm waiting for my other comp to get back where they are bigger then i will make one ^_^

[talion]

i was bored so i just did what i felt like doing

 

"and if that makes us crazy, dip us in salt and pack us in a can, because we're the biggest nuts in town."

[Nurples]

I think he ment a story like this....

 

 

>>> :happybday: >>> >>> http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/edoom/throwup.gif >>> :shock: >>> :furious: >>> >>> :jerry: >>> http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/slim2g/Ink_Missile.gif >>> http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/angry/eatme.gif >>> THE END

[madhaha]

 

Exactly!

[DaKillaRoach]

See i thought about that, but it dont make sense

 

Well not unless you can understand weird -*BAD WORD*- O.O'

[KnightPhyre]

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[KnightPhyre]

I couldn't think of a story using them all just once...so I made up a story using them a lot....hehehe

[madhaha]

Its better than roach's

[DaKillaRoach]

lol I dont know Mine used ALL the emoticons and well uh... dont know, if you read it backwards then theres a story involved!!! Just gotta be like half drunk to understand it

[madhaha]

Yeah but it ain't your story because Polix installed the smileys in that order

[DaKillaRoach]

So your claiming its Polix's story?

 

Well he thefted my story then