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im only going to use the ones that show up by default and a few extras, no way am i doing all of em :!: yeah apologies in advance to akai.

 

one day, there was a bashful maid, named akai. this is what she looked like ---> :oops: . Anyways, as I Was saying, she went to yuk yuks and had some good laughs laugh.gif , and afterwards she couldnt stop grinning ;) like an idiot because some of the jokes were SOOOO bad! in fact the more she thought about them, the more she frowned ;) , and question the morals of the jokes :? !!

 

it was a very vexing situation.

 

luckily, as she was going home, direwolf appeared wearing only a thong :twisted: :!: !! "oh boy," she thought, "this is just getting L A M E" and this was the look on her face ---> :roll: . dire started to dance around and it became very obvious that dire wanted something in exchange! :eek: so she ran away, put on some sungl!@#$%^&*es dirol.gif and finally slowed down to catch her breath. while she was waiting, some drops of sweat dropped off her forehead :sweatdrop: . then she realized she'd lost her slipper! "I lost my shoe!" she wailed cray.gif .

 

well while she was crying, an unhappy satan :evil: came along and offered to trade her lifelong happiness for her soul. since she was so sad cray.gif she accepted! NOOO DONT DO IT!

 

luckily, at that point an iraqi fighter came by :tomcat: and blew everything up.

 

 

THE END

and if i didnt use all the emoticons, oh well.

Posted

The Story, PART II.

 

When we last left the smouldering remains of the mini satan and the innocent person, they had just been exploded into tiny bits by an iraqi fighter jet. here's an artist's rendition:

 

BEFORE: :oops: :evil:

 

 

AFTER: :tomcat: :explody::explody::explody:

 

 

luckily, the government of akai's nation was very efficient at dealing with threats after the fact! so they first sent some very angry letters :furious:, and then when that didnt work, they tried to shock + awe them into submission ;) . but that didnt work.

 

so they tried to use biological weapons :fart:, but they proved resistant to that, so they gave up because the democra... i mean some new party got put in power. then the iraqis danced :dance: ! then they decided they'd given everyone ar hard enough time, and decided to hug.gif and make up.

 

then they made a new world order with priitk as its leader at the head of a fanatical religious movement! :notworthy:

 

THE END

for real this time

Posted
dont you have to use all the emoticons including the ones from the view more smilies? I would make one but they appear too small on the writing screen so i'm waiting for my other comp to get back where they are bigger then i will make one ^_^
Posted

I think he ment a story like this....

 

 

dirol.gif >>> :happybday: >>> wtf.gif >>> http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/edoom/throwup.gif >>> :shock: >>> :furious: >>> argue.gif >>> :jerry: >>> http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/slim2g/Ink_Missile.gif >>> http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/angry/eatme.gif >>> THE END

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:dance:

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:dance: dirol.gif

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:dance: :fart:

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:huh: :oops:

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wtf.gif :mrgreen:

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:furious: :mrgreen:

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:censored: :rolleyes:

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:fyou: :jawdrop:

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laugh.gif :mad:

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:D :blink:

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argue.gif

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argue.gif :wheelchair:

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argue.gif :wheelchair: :?:

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:censored: :censored: :wheelchair: :!: -

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:explody: :explody: :wheelchair:

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:wheelchair:

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:ban!:

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