Bran Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 This -*BAD WORD*- is pretty dam fuunny Girl: Hi Boy: -*BAD WORD*-o Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the -*BAD WORD*- are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an -*BAD WORD*- Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't -*BAD WORD*-ing laugh at me! Boy: This -*BAD WORD*- is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a -*BAD WORD*-ing break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: -*BAD WORD*-o? Girl: You are -*BAD WORD*-ing sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up. Boy: Are you there? Boy: -*BAD WORD*- you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A -*BAD WORD*-ING COP YOU !@#$%^&*HEAD! Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be -*BAD WORD*-ed if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the -*BAD WORD*- do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake. Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go -*BAD WORD*- yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my -*BAD WORD*- won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bull-*BAD WORD*-ting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a -*BAD WORD*-ing -*BAD WORD*-. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your -*BAD WORD*- Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your -*BAD WORD*-. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your -*BAD WORD*-? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Boy: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Boy: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Boy: ok? Boy: -*BAD WORD*-o? Girl: You can't be serious Boy: Oh yes I am! Boy: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is re-*BAD WORD*-ed Boy: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Boy: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Boy: Ok. Here we go. Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet -*BAD WORD*-. Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Boy: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Boy: You gotta do better than that! Boy: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your -*BAD WORD*- get more moist with every stroke. Boy: I softly suck on your -*BAD WORD*- bringing it in and out of my mouth. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your -*BAD WORD*-. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your -*BAD WORD*-. Boy: I see -*BAD WORD*- nuggets hanging from the hair around your -*BAD WORD*-. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly -*BAD WORD*- Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your -*BAD WORD*-. Girl: YOURE A -*BAD WORD*-ING PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a -*BAD WORD*-ing candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: -*BAD WORD*- YOU -*BAD WORD*-!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away. Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: -*BAD WORD*-o? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!! ----------------------- Quote
madhaha Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/har.php Pretty -*BAD WORD*- funny. Quote
DaKillaRoach Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 LMFAO LOL! I'm cracking up here Lol! Bran I dont know how the -*BAD WORD*- you found that but its sheer first class funny -*BAD WORD*- God dam need to lie down to stop laughing! Quote
DaKillaRoach Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 Weird but kinda funny?________________________ She's -*BAD WORD*-ed by dys4iK "dys4iK is NOT Josh, never was, and never will be." Session Start (Yahoo! - While reading this, keep in mind that I'm not Josh. But it sure was fun to pretend to be Josh... whoever he was, he's -*BAD WORD*-ed now. dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:38:11 2002sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey hey heysweet_thang_for_u_2002: sup joshsweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey did u ever call tracy?sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our grad. practice is thur right?sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey u there?sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh???sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u called tracy rightsweet_thang_for_u_2002: y u ignoring me???????sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm ur girlfriend!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: talk to me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: look sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur deal has been lately sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i mean come on josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we were prom queen adn king and this is how u act!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ignore me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine sweet_thang_for_u_2002: see if i care sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok what the -*BAD WORD*-!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: bot. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u gonna talk to me or not Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:40:27 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:40:28 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bot??? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh? dys4iK: I have no clue who the -*BAD WORD*- you are, dys4iK: but this sure is interesting,. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh!!! dys4iK: you're josh? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is wrong with u dys4iK: I thought I was supposed to be josh. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u drunk dys4iK: I think you should go find the right Josh. dys4iK: I wish I was drunk... sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u dys4iK: haha. dys4iK: ok. dys4iK: how'd you find me? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r goin to grad. tomorrow right sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur on my list sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: I'm not going anywhere tommorow night. dys4iK: I spend my days sitting at my computer, dys4iK: jerking off to weird porn. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u adcting like this sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh what is wrong with u?? dys4iK: 'cause i'm in hard drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u never did drugs sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u said u quit dys4iK: I lied. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u were lying? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what?????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg dys4iK: in fact, dys4iK: I could be on drugs, dys4iK: _right now)_ sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y do u always pull this -*BAD WORD*- sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur goin off to osu next year sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur doin drugs sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal dys4iK: yep. dys4iK: drugs and college. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg dys4iK: hoo-rah. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive that dys4iK: yep sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u ever call tracy dys4iK: I've gotta go -*BAD WORD*- my sister now. dys4iK: back in a bit. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and explaoin to her ur stayin with mesweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur sister is only 8 dys4iK: oh, hey, right. dys4iK: ok. dys4iK: my cousin, then. dys4iK: how old are my cousins? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u know how old ur cousins aresweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont be stupid sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u high? dys4iK: I can' help it, dys4iK: it's the drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok dys4iK: my deal? dys4iK: ten bucks an hour. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can get through this sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsut call me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u call tracy dys4iK: who's tracy? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tracy randlof sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember dys4iK: sure. dys4iK: she was a nice lay. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u were gonna tell her u wer datin me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u slept with here dys4iK: of course. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u didnt sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ( sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh i'm crying b/c of u dys4iK: her and some other girl. dys4iK: it was fun! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: JOSH dys4iK: and some guy. dys4iK: I think. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHAT IS WROGN WITH U dys4iK: I can't really remember. dys4iK: the world was funny colours at the time. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: OH SO NOW UR GAY dys4iK: no, not gay. dys4iK: not yet. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN dys4iK: but if you keep this up, maybe. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: DONT EVEN SAY PROM NIGHT dys4iK: it happened tommorow! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: TOMORROW??? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what? dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: tommorow. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: yeah? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm gonna come over ok dys4iK: over to canada? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: canada?? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what are u talin about sweet_thang_for_u_2002: talkin* sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u dont seem to good sweet_thang_for_u_2002: im comin over dys4iK: I already told you I'm not josh. dys4iK: but you seem to believe I am, dys4iK: so I'm playing the part. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever dys4iK: but, I can't play it in person. dys4iK: sorry. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm gonna break up with u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we are over sweet_thang_for_u_2002: 9 months of nothing dys4iK: yep. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u cuz of the name sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm not stupid sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: such a stupid name. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i'm on my way over dys4iK: ok. dys4iK: see you in a few days. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can have break up sex dys4iK: hoo-rah. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tehn i'm leaving sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok sweet_thang_for_u_2002: for good dys4iK: yay. dys4iK: you promise to neve rphone? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive u slept with tracy sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur supposed to be mad sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and begging me to stay dys4iK: why would I be mad? dys4iK: oh, sorry. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: b/c i'm leaving u dys4iK: please don't leave me! dys4iK: please stay! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever dys4iK: wahhhh! dys4iK: *cries* sweet_thang_for_u_2002: uknow what sweet_thang_for_u_2002: forget sweet_thang_for_u_2002: it dys4iK: ok! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm not comin over dys4iK: gladly! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: screw u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont talk to me ever again dys4iK: you don't want to get into the threesome? dys4iK: hey, speaking of which, dys4iK: I should get back to sex. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who is there dys4iK: tracy. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ............. dys4iK: .................! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ( dys4iK: come on. dys4iK: you enjoyed it too. dys4iK: I know about you two. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm dys4iK: when you got drunk? dys4iK: at some party. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur talkin about sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ................. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a long time ago dys4iK: there you go. dys4iK: see? dys4iK: it was fun. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i was drunk josh dys4iK: deal with it. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what if it was sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a ont time thing dys4iK: I can't fix all your female, hyper-inflated ego disorders. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what has gotten itno u dys4iK: I told you! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive this!!!!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ( sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm tellin ur parents sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u need help dys4iK: when I figure out who you are... dys4iK: haha. dys4iK: ok. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who I am!!!! dys4iK: except, my mom is shooting up in the bathroom, sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wat do u mean by that dys4iK: and dad is drunk with some other woman. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm, she is at my house dys4iK: she is? dys4iK: since when? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur dad and my dad are out of town on a business trip sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what are u talkin about dys4iK: hey, whoa. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: she has been here all da dys4iK: our dads are -*BAD WORD*-ing? dys4iK: when did that start? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever dys4iK: that's pretty crazy. dys4iK: think they'd let us join in? dys4iK: with tracy, too? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ??????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u sick -*BAD WORD*- sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god dys4iK: haha. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r soooooooooooooo immature dys4iK: I'm immature? dys4iK: yes, I suppose I am. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive i wasted 9 months with u dys4iK: neither can I. dys4iK: you fell for me like a brick in water. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: that was funny. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: X-( sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u fell for me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u begged me to get with u dys4iK: haha. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i turned u down 3 times sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember dys4iK: yeah. tracy told me to keep asking, though. dys4iK: she thought if I got you to go out with me, dys4iK: we could have a threesome. dys4iK: or something. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u wisj dys4iK: pretty clever, eh? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know now that i think about it dys4iK: wasn't my idea. dys4iK: she was the one who wanted you. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i only liked u b/c of ur car dys4iK: I have a car? dys4iK: cool! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmm yeah sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur spider eclipse sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: thas y i dated u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: not cuz of the looks sweet_thang_for_u_2002: although u do look godd sweet_thang_for_u_2002: good sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur nothin w/o me dys4iK: hey, yeah? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and u know it dys4iK: what are you, then? dys4iK: cheesecake! dys4iK: haha! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cheescake? dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: you're a cheesecake. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: how? dys4iK: now that everyone's seen pictures of you naked. dys4iK: heh heh. dys4iK: but hey, you made some lonely geeks happy for a night., dys4iK: =) dys4iK: it was kind of you. Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 18:57:45 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:03:41 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: keep what going sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our relationship sweet_thang_for_u_2002: yeah right sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dream on sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we're over dys4iK: hey, you're back. dys4iK: hi again! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u makin a joke out of this??????? dys4iK: because i have no idea who you are! dys4iK: but this sure is fun. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: prove it to me that ur not josh dys4iK: how about you prove that I _am_ josh! dys4iK: =) sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what was our prom theme dys4iK: uh. dys4iK: underwater? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg dys4iK: or that may have been the drugs. =D sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i told u ur josh dys4iK: oh, right. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what do i look like dys4iK: yeah. dys4iK: uh. dys4iK: fat, ugly. dys4iK: lot of acne down your back. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm wrong sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wrong dys4iK: blue hair. dys4iK: purple eyes! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ???? dys4iK: you have this weird bump on your back, sweet_thang_for_u_2002: am i a cheerelader dys4iK: but noone will tell you. dys4iK: a cheerleader? hey, coo.. dys4iK: cool. dys4iK: i dated a cheerleader! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cuz u dated me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: duhh! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol sweet_thang_for_u_2002: there's teh old josh dys4iK: whatever! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: aw dys4iK: you're so funny. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i knew it was u baby dys4iK: whatever! duhhhh! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh lets not break up dys4iK: you're pretty thick, aren't you? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u r the best i've ever had if u know what i eman sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont wanna loose u dys4iK: you should smoke some crack with me tonight. dys4iK: come over right now. dys4iK: let's smoke some crack. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way u touch me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont want to loose u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lets not break up dys4iK: yeah. your skin is sort of clammy, though. dys4iK: what, with being a vampire, and all. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ?????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm not clammhy sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i use pure silk lotion from batha and body dys4iK: Sammy the Clam! dys4iK: pure silk lotion? dys4iK: doesn't silk come out of the -*BAD WORD*- of worms? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ??????????????? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u so bad right now dys4iK: so finger yourself, or something. dys4iK: I'm not sticking myself back in there. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i alreadly am sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wahtever Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:10:20 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:10:24 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know u want this sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'll wear my cheerleading outfit for you dys4iK: ew. dys4iK: I hate cheerleaders. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u dont silly dys4iK: will you wear a strapon? dys4iK: and -*BAD WORD*- me in the -*BAD WORD*-? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way i can straddle u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv it dys4iK: hey, will you let my dog -*BAD WORD*- you? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmmmmm dys4iK: do it! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: when did u get a dog dys4iK: you can smoke crack first. dys4iK: I'll get a dog! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no dys4iK: so it can -*BAD WORD*- you. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: NO dys4iK: and I'll videotape it. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i wanna video tape u and me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u dys4iK: I want me, too. dys4iK: but I'm with tracy now! dys4iK: sorry! Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:12:29 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! -dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:12:32 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u mean u want me dys4iK: I'm madly in love with you. dys4iK: the drugs are -*BAD WORD*-ing with my head. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwwwwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: I don't know what i'm doing anymore. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love you too dys4iK: marry me? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: its ok baby sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u want to marry me sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: I was lying about tracy! dys4iK: I just wanted to make you feel jealous! dys4iK: seriously!~ Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:13:28 2002 Session Start (Yahoo! - dys4iK:sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:13:33 2002 sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we just grad sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwww sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really dys4iK: no. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwww dys4iK: i was lying again. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ????? dys4iK: 'cause it's funny to watch you awwwww at me. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: yeah? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: do u really luv me dys4iK: I need more drugs. dys4iK: I love drugs. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no jsoh no sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv me dys4iK: I love drugs! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no josh dys4iK: I need a dimebag of hash to go with this. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit sayin that dys4iK: and I'm running low on needles. dys4iK: gotta start reusing needles. dys4iK: -*BAD WORD*-! dys4iK: -*BAD WORD*-ing -*BAD WORD*-. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: oh well. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: stop sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit dys4iK: I'll microwave them. dys4iK: stop what? sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur actin weird dys4iK: I'm jonesing. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh dys4iK: I gotta go fix myself up. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what does that mean sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh dys4iK: coming down. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i got my nipples pierced today dys4iK: hey, me too! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really!!!!!!!!! dys4iK: no. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i did i t jes for u dys4iK: why? you're supposed to hate me, -*BAD WORD*-. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u can play with them sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont hate u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i luve u dys4iK: you keep telling me you do! dys4iK: stop the lying! dys4iK: oh god, I can't take it anymore! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i an forgive u dys4iK: -*BAD WORD*-ing -*BAD WORD*-! dys4iK: I should just oD. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: nooooooooo sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh wait dys4iK: it'd be fun. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm coming over right now sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok dys4iK: go for it. dys4iK: you know where I live. dys4iK: (I don't.) sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok i'll be over in 20 min dys4iK: ok! sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok baby sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dys4iK: I'll be waiting. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm coming sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love u sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ............... dys4iK: ......................... sweet_thang_for_u_2002: say it to me josh sweet_thang_for_u_2002: please dys4iK: I'll go get the strapon. sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i'm on my way over now sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bye babe sweet_thang_for_u_2002: c u soon dys4iK: bye! Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:17:53 2002 Quote
KnightPhyre Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 HAHAH, that was pretty funny. Mine still got deleted last time...so now Mike needs to say I'm sorry for deleting your tame post after letting that one sit! Quote
Bran Posted August 27, 2003 Author Report Posted August 27, 2003 this one is kool to :shock: QT-Pie: Hey Jdogg: whats goin on QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you? Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber? QT-Pie: what does that mean? Jdogg: what are you wearing? QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans. Jdogg: Garter belt? QT-Pie: Ummm...no. Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not? QT-Pie: uh, okay. Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your -*BAD WORD*- all around. You love this. Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your stink from here. QT-Pie: WHAT?! Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan. Jdogg: You leave everything to jdogg. Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dik puppet. I put on a little play. QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go. Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back. QT-Pie: A stripe? Jdogg: I need a sandwich. QT-Pie: You're a freak. Jdogg: I was great. You loved it. Quote
Bran Posted August 27, 2003 Author Report Posted August 27, 2003 J-Dogg: Wanna cyber? Katey69: Sure, you into vegetables? J-Dogg: What like gardening an shiat? Katey69: Yeah, something like that. J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out J-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) Katey69: is that it? J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch. J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce? Katey69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. Katey69: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. J-Dogg: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. J-Dogg: -*BAD WORD*- baby your right, this shiat is HOT. Katey69 ... J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. Katey69: What the fart is this madlibs? I'm outta here. J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. -*BAD WORD*-. Katey69: whatever. ----------Mandy4u26: Yeah I'm here. J-Dogg: You ready? Mandy4u26: Okay. J-Dogg: I take off my trenchcoat I'm nekked beneath, with pistols on my belt. Mandy4u26: Cowboy boots? J-Dogg: WWI era trench issue boots. Mandy4u26: okay... J-Dogg: Help me pull my boots off baby. Mandy4u26: Whats that smell? J-Dogg: Rotting toes. Mandy4u26: Ummm... J-Dogg: My boots pop off. My feet are black. The toes crumble off with the slightest touch. The dead black tissue that was once my skin chips off in large crispy flakes. A smell of death pervades the room. Gangrenous pus drips from the ends of the stumps where my toes were. I look deep in your eyes, and shove my tongue down your throat. Mandy4u26: ... J-Dogg: You carress my -*BAD WORD*-, and trim my pubes... ----------J-dogg: Your pretty funny DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx J-dogg: Wanna cyber? DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody (wink) DirtyKate: Who are you? J-dogg: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. J-dogg: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. J-dogg: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate: -*BAD WORD*-o! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. J-dogg: Well, first they would say, "-*BAD WORD*-o, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate: I want everything, baby! J-dogg: Is this a delivery? DirtyKate: Umm...Yes DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... J-dogg: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. DirtyKate: Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! J-dogg: You can't hurry good pizza. J-dogg: I'm on my way now though DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now. J-dogg: How did you know? J-dogg: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. J-dogg: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby J-dogg: So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. J-dogg: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate: wtf? DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shiat DirtyKate: Fuk ----------J-Dogg: I pull out my -*BAD WORD*-, and rub it on your breasts... Partner6: WTF?! J-Dogg: Oh -*BAD WORD*-, I meant, your -*BAD WORD*-! your -*BAD WORD*-! ----------J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Partner: mmmm, okay. J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Partner: Yeah I like it rough. J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty. Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j. J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your -*BAD WORD*-. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Partner: you like that? J-Dogg: I peel some bananas. Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Partner: Peanuts? J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Partner: What are you talking about? J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Partner: This is stupid. J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh. Partner: /ignore J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a -*BAD WORD*- anyway. J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. Quote
Bran Posted August 27, 2003 Author Report Posted August 27, 2003 J-Dogg: Wanna cyber? Katey69: Sure, you into vegetables? J-Dogg: What like gardening an shiat? Katey69: Yeah, something like that. J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out J-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) Katey69: is that it? J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch. J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce? Katey69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. Katey69: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. J-Dogg: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. J-Dogg: -*BAD WORD*- baby your right, this shiat is HOT. Katey69 ... J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. Katey69: What the fart is this madlibs? I'm outta here. J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. -*BAD WORD*-. Katey69: whatever. ----------Mandy4u26: Yeah I'm here. J-Dogg: You ready? Mandy4u26: Okay. J-Dogg: I take off my trenchcoat I'm nekked beneath, with pistols on my belt. Mandy4u26: Cowboy boots? J-Dogg: WWI era trench issue boots. Mandy4u26: okay... J-Dogg: Help me pull my boots off baby. Mandy4u26: Whats that smell? J-Dogg: Rotting toes. Mandy4u26: Ummm... J-Dogg: My boots pop off. My feet are black. The toes crumble off with the slightest touch. The dead black tissue that was once my skin chips off in large crispy flakes. A smell of death pervades the room. Gangrenous pus drips from the ends of the stumps where my toes were. I look deep in your eyes, and shove my tongue down your throat. Mandy4u26: ... J-Dogg: You carress my -*BAD WORD*-, and trim my pubes... ----------J-dogg: Your pretty funny DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx J-dogg: Wanna cyber? DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody (wink) DirtyKate: Who are you? J-dogg: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. J-dogg: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. J-dogg: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate: -*BAD WORD*-o! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. J-dogg: Well, first they would say, "-*BAD WORD*-o, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate: I want everything, baby! J-dogg: Is this a delivery? DirtyKate: Umm...Yes DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... J-dogg: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. DirtyKate: Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! J-dogg: You can't hurry good pizza. J-dogg: I'm on my way now though DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now. J-dogg: How did you know? J-dogg: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. J-dogg: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby J-dogg: So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. J-dogg: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate: wtf? DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shiat DirtyKate: Fuk ----------J-Dogg: I pull out my -*BAD WORD*-, and rub it on your breasts... Partner6: WTF?! J-Dogg: Oh -*BAD WORD*-, I meant, your -*BAD WORD*-! your -*BAD WORD*-! ----------J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Partner: mmmm, okay. J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Partner: Yeah I like it rough. J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty. Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j. J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your -*BAD WORD*-. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Partner: you like that? J-Dogg: I peel some bananas. Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Partner: Peanuts? J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Partner: What are you talking about? J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Partner: This is stupid. J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh. Partner: /ignore J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a -*BAD WORD*- anyway. J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. Quote
tablet Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 This would probably be me... lol Wellhung: -*BAD WORD*-o, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK. Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry. Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. Wellhung: I'll pay for it. Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really. Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Wellhung: Me too. Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my -*BAD WORD*- back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray,picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to -*BAD WORD*-. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! Sweetheart: { [logged off] Quote
tablet Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 -*BAD WORD*- of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me -*BAD WORD*-, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? ------------------- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your -*BAD WORD*-. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your -*BAD WORD*-. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: -*BAD WORD*- I gotta write down your names or something Quote
Tipme Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 lol funny this is the closest i ahve ever gotten to cybersex.. or whatever u call it i dont have it logged or copy/pasted or whatever but it's short and i remember it girl(or is she?):hey you..in yur profile it says yur a big piece of sexy Me:i like to think i am girl-hah yur funny lets do it me-how? seems impossible girl-hey MORON cybering me-whats that? girl OMG!! YOU IDIOT!! me-you like pokemon? girl-WHAT!!!!! dont change the subject girl-i know you know what cybering means so ill start girl-im a maid you hired to clean your house. i knock the door me-i dont answer it girl-omg LOSER! then she logged off..i was pretty sad...i thought of all the things that could of possibly happened.. but oh well Quote
Bran Posted August 28, 2003 Author Report Posted August 28, 2003 NICE $ rice -*BAD WORD*- im goin to start bein an -*BAD WORD*- to those fat hoes who like cybering for now on... i'll turn em on until they r in the masterbation mood and then .. Shut em down Quote
Guest Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 girl-i know you know what cybering means so ill start girl-im a maid you hired to clean your house. i knock the door me-i dont answer it röfl. Quote
BeWaRe Posted December 5, 2004 Report Posted December 5, 2004 Flame me, but its funny. Old, but funny. Quote
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