»D1st0rt Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 but since we're lazy we won't Quote
FunkmastaD Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 So we'll just keep this thread going as the spam fuelled machine it was always meant to be. Quote
Boldot Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 baked beans are off!could I have spam instead? Quote
FunkmastaD Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 No we need it for the postThe survival of the post is key Quote
EdTheInvincible Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 I wonder how long this post is going to get?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>it will die just before page 143 Quote
»D1st0rt Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 at which point I will go back in time and give your parents a brochure on contraceptives Quote
FunkmastaD Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Then how can Ed be posting Ooooooooooh Quote
»D1st0rt Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 because I haven't done it yet Quote
Dav Posted February 24, 2005 Author Report Posted February 24, 2005 page 58, 143 will come, you shall see! Quote
FunkmastaD Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 If you are going to go affect the past then wouldn't it already be affected because you will be going eventually back. Quote
Boldot Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 hush you with that logic, this heres a topic about spam. and theres nothing logical about spam at all, so take it away you silly fiend Quote
EdTheInvincible Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 the rest of this thread exists only in an alternate universe which has been destroyed by a rift in the space time continuum Quote
»D1st0rt Posted February 25, 2005 Report Posted February 25, 2005 I think ed has it down, our timeline has schismed away from... the other... ones? Quote
Dav Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Posted February 25, 2005 omg ed hacked the timeline! Quote
Wargh!!! Posted February 25, 2005 Report Posted February 25, 2005 RAAAH!!@#$%^&*o, and welcome to the new topic of complete and utter crap talk.With your host, Wargh! HiWell?Anyway, im extremely bored, as i watch the characters type on my screen, i actually wonder why this post still exists, cause 17th doesn't actually exist anymore. How can you beat something that doesn't exist? *insert guitar and random burst of skill and school of rock inspiration* HOW COULD YOU KICK ME OUT, OF WHAT IS MIIIIIIIIINE!?  Oh, wait, 17th does exist.Hah, dammit, i kinda suck at this, dont i?Therefore, Yuu Suck at life!...o_OWe need a picture war. Someone Create a picture war!By order of teh random sexy orange mod.Because you can do anything with an orange  ...Interpret that as you will.  Hmm, so what is like?i personally thought it was a mix of  Therefore creating 4somehow. I'm currently eating a guitar pic.w00t. That is all from the mouth *COUGH*arse*COUGH* of Samu Teraa. *gone*...*for now*...********Yayi get an award or somethingfor longest running piece of crap. Oh wait, i was beaten, by Alexander, the movie. Ahh! guitar pick i was eating fell out of mouth...Its on the floor,but i'll still eat it.and part of a broken CD case, too. WHY?!BECAUSE I CAN, DAMMIT.    Oh, and a guy named chris who's favorite colour was green left christchurch...So now i pose a joke thing.So now this city is called Tchurch, and the gr!@#$%^&* and trees aer no longer green.    Yay for painful jokes!Thinking about itI better make a copy of this complete load of crap, because i know Cap'n brain will eat it.Not that i want him to. Please dont! *makes babyish face that turns out to be annoying but saves it by sticking the pic out of his mouth and asking if he wants a piece of gun.*   While im here, i shall design a tutorial on how to make large collections of crap like mine. Step 1.Think of ANYHING, and put it down.on anything, paper, hands, ge-..Erm, 'Private bits'Anywhere where a pen will write.¬_¬Wow, that sounds insanely dodgy now...Thanks to someone in particular ¬_¬ grr to him. Step 2!!"!!"@! Write it here.Its the only place people truly appreciate crap. And so there you have it. 427 words of complete and utter CRAP!First one to give me a word count gets a...chance to win a genuine piece of air, that already has a winner decl...n/m. Quote
chocko_cc Posted February 25, 2005 Report Posted February 25, 2005 what a rant.. skipped after the first line? Quote
EdTheInvincible Posted February 25, 2005 Report Posted February 25, 2005 i bet wargh smoked something strange. he must have smoked this thread i guess it's ok since we are non existant. being in the 'what would have been' part of the universe is funn if we erase an alternate timeline from within this one, it will pop into existence right away!! Quote
FunkmastaD Posted February 25, 2005 Report Posted February 25, 2005 There is another way to make a post longer than it needs to be. Its all about spacing Where every single rediculous line created gets its own private line Because they need it like this or people will not read the giant block of text you create Or you could be like Doc in his other post and cut and paste song lyrics from weird songs Or in my case good songs that I'm rocking out too Sell the kids for foodWeather changes moodsSpring is here againReproductive glands He’s the oneHe likes all our pretty songsAnd he likes to sing alongAnd he likes to shoot his gunBut he knows not what it meansKnows not what it meansAnd I sayHe’s the oneHe likes all our pretty songsAnd he likes to sing alongAnd he likes to shoot his gunBut he knows not what it meansKnows not what it meansAnd I say yeahhh We can have some moreNature is a !@#$%^&*Bruises on the fruitTender age in bloom He’s the one Who likes all our pretty songsAnd he likes to sing alongAnd he likes to shoot his gunBut he don’t know what it meansKnows not what it meansAnd I sayHe’s the oneWho likes all our pretty songsAnd he likes to sing alongAnd he likes to shoot his gunBut he knows not what it meansKnows not what it meansAnd I say yeahhh He’s the onewho likes all our pretty songsAnd he likes to sing alongAnd he likes to shoot his gunBut he knows not what it meansKnows not it meansAnd I sayHe’s the onewho likes all our pretty songsAnd he likes to sing alongAnd he likes to shoot his gunBut he knows not what it meansKnows not what it meansKnows not what it meansKnows not what it meansAnd I say yeahhh I hope someone knows this without having to google it or go to a site like lyrics.com Quote
EdTheInvincible Posted February 26, 2005 Report Posted February 26, 2005 oh !@#$%^&*, people are starting to post nonsense to fill this thread my head hurts :/ Quote
»D1st0rt Posted February 26, 2005 Report Posted February 26, 2005 Wargh, you aren't helping the cause. Instead of putting that in one BIG post, break it up into a bunch of little ones Quote
FunkmastaD Posted February 26, 2005 Report Posted February 26, 2005 haha meh Wargh's method can work well if he continues posting Quote
»D1st0rt Posted February 27, 2005 Report Posted February 27, 2005 even better if he splits it up Quote
chocko_cc Posted February 27, 2005 Report Posted February 27, 2005 even better if you include an incredibly big picture too. Quote
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