Will we beat 17th?

[★ D1st0rt]

but since we're lazy we won't

[FunkmastaD]

So we'll just keep this thread going as the spam fuelled machine it was always meant to be.

[Boldot]

baked beans are off!

could I have spam instead?

[FunkmastaD]

No we need it for the post

The survival of the post is key

[EdTheInvincible]

I wonder how long this post is going to get?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

it will die just before page 143

[★ D1st0rt]

at which point I will go back in time and give your parents a brochure on contraceptives

[FunkmastaD]

Then how can Ed be posting Ooooooooooh

[★ D1st0rt]

because I haven't done it yet

[★ Dav]

page 58, 143 will come, you shall see!

[FunkmastaD]

If you are going to go affect the past then wouldn't it already be affected because you will be going eventually back.

[Boldot]

hush you with that logic, this heres a topic about spam. and theres nothing logical about spam at all, so take it away you silly fiend

[EdTheInvincible]

the rest of this thread exists only in an alternate universe which has been destroyed by a rift in the space time continuum

[★ Dav]

stop talking crap

[★ D1st0rt]

I think ed has it down, our timeline has schismed away from... the other... ones?

[★ Dav]

omg ed hacked the timeline!

[Wargh!!!]

RAAAH!

!@#$%^&*o, and welcome to the new topic of complete and utter crap talk.

With your host, Wargh!

 

Hi

Well?

Anyway, im extremely bored, as i watch the characters type on my screen, i actually wonder why this post still exists, cause 17th doesn't actually exist anymore.

 

How can you beat something that doesn't exist?

 

*insert guitar and random burst of skill and school of rock inspiration*

 

HOW COULD YOU KICK ME OUT, OF WHAT IS MIIIIIIIIINE!?

 

 

Oh, wait, 17th does exist.

Hah, dammit, i kinda suck at this, dont i?

Therefore, Yuu Suck at life!

...o_O

We need a picture war.

 

Someone Create a picture war!

By order of teh random sexy orange mod.

Because you can do anything with an orange

 

...Interpret that as you will.

 

 

Hmm, so what is like?

i personally thought it was a mix of

 

Therefore creating 4

somehow.

 

I'm currently eating a guitar pic.

w00t.

 

That is all from the mouth *COUGH*arse*COUGH* of Samu Teraa.

 

*gone*

...*for now*

...********

Yay

i get an award or something

for longest running piece of crap.

 

Oh wait, i was beaten, by Alexander, the movie.

 

Ahh! guitar pick i was eating fell out of mouth...

Its on the floor,

but i'll still eat it.

and part of a broken CD case, too.

 

WHY?!

BECAUSE I CAN, DAMMIT.

 

 

 

 

Oh, and a guy named chris who's favorite colour was green left christchurch...

So now i pose a joke thing.

So now this city is called Tchurch, and the gr!@#$%^&* and trees aer no longer green.

 

 

 

 

Yay for painful jokes!

Thinking about it

I better make a copy of this complete load of crap, because i know Cap'n brain will eat it.

Not that i want him to.

 

Please dont! *makes babyish face that turns out to be annoying but saves it by sticking the pic out of his mouth and asking if he wants a piece of gun.*

 

 

 

While im here, i shall design a tutorial on how to make large collections of crap like mine.

 

Step 1.

Think of ANYHING, and put it down.

on anything, paper, hands, ge-..Erm, 'Private bits'

Anywhere where a pen will write.

¬_¬

Wow, that sounds insanely dodgy now...

Thanks to someone in particular ¬_¬ grr to him.

 

Step 2!!"!!"@!

 

Write it here.

Its the only place people truly appreciate crap.

 

And so there you have it. 427 words of complete and utter CRAP!

First one to give me a word count gets a...chance to win a genuine piece of air, that already has a winner decl...n/m.

[chocko_cc]

what a rant.. skipped after the first line?

[EdTheInvincible]

i bet wargh smoked something strange. he must have smoked this thread

i guess it's ok since we are non existant. being in the 'what would have been' part of the universe is funn

if we erase an alternate timeline from within this one, it will pop into existence right away!!

[FunkmastaD]

There is another way to make a post longer than it needs to be.

 

Its all about spacing

 

Where every single rediculous line created gets its own private line

 

Because they need it like this or people will not read the giant block of text you create

 

Or you could be like Doc in his other post and cut and paste song lyrics from weird songs

 

Or in my case good songs that I'm rocking out too

 

Sell the kids for food

Weather changes moods

Spring is here again

Reproductive glands

 

He’s the one

He likes all our pretty songs

And he likes to sing along

And he likes to shoot his gun

But he knows not what it means

Knows not what it means

And I say

He’s the one

He likes all our pretty songs

And he likes to sing along

And he likes to shoot his gun

But he knows not what it means

Knows not what it means

And I say yeahhh

 

We can have some more

Nature is a !@#$%^&*

Bruises on the fruit

Tender age in bloom

 

He’s the one

Who likes all our pretty songs

And he likes to sing along

And he likes to shoot his gun

But he don’t know what it means

Knows not what it means

And I say

He’s the one

Who likes all our pretty songs

And he likes to sing along

And he likes to shoot his gun

But he knows not what it means

Knows not what it means

And I say yeahhh

 

He’s the one

who likes all our pretty songs

And he likes to sing along

And he likes to shoot his gun

But he knows not what it means

Knows not it means

And I say

He’s the one

who likes all our pretty songs

And he likes to sing along

And he likes to shoot his gun

But he knows not what it means

Knows not what it means

Knows not what it means

Knows not what it means

And I say yeahhh

 

I hope someone knows this without having to google it or go to a site like lyrics.com

[EdTheInvincible]

oh !@#$%^&*, people are starting to post nonsense to fill this thread

my head hurts :/

[★ D1st0rt]

Wargh, you aren't helping the cause. Instead of putting that in one BIG post, break it up into a bunch of little ones

[EdTheInvincible]

big posts are bad

[FunkmastaD]

haha meh Wargh's method can work well if he continues posting

[★ D1st0rt]

even better if he splits it up

[chocko_cc]

even better if you include an incredibly big picture too.