Aileron Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 True story.... Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the childrenwhat their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers cameup --fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked himabout his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothesin front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,he'll go out tothe abandoned car in the alley with some guy and have sex with him formoney." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the otherchildren to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him,"Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He works for John Kerry's Presidential Campaign but Iwas too embarr!@#$%^&*ed to say that in front of the other kids!!"
Unlimited Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Lmao, I would of done the same thing if I were that little boy.
Dr Brain Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 I'm no fan of Kerry's, but I can't believe that that is a true story.
Dav Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 lol nice joke. Well i will say he has to be better then bush.
Aileron Posted April 1, 2004 Author Report Posted April 1, 2004 I'm no fan of Kerry's, but I can't believe that that is a true story.Its more true than 90% of all news stories. Seriously, I have no respect for any candidate who has an "anybody but _____" approach. Its nothing more than a sign of his own weak policy.
Dav Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 can somone please update me on kenadies promises and reasons to elect him, i havent heard much.
Dark_Hawk Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 John Kerry is building a new Shoe Company. The shoes that his company are making are called "Flip_Flops".
Tipme Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 DUDE JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENTI WANT AN EXTREME PRESIDENT THAT SNOWBOARDS AND SKATES AND SKIS AND MOUNTAIN CLIMBING yea! extreme!!!!!!!!YEAAAAAAAA
Aileron Posted April 2, 2004 Author Report Posted April 2, 2004 John Kerry is building a new Shoe Company. The shoes that his company are making are called "Flip_Flops". nice
Killing Ape Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 lol true story... yeah right. I doubt any 5th grade kid can say anything like that
Guest machinehead Posted April 7, 2004 Report Posted April 7, 2004 suprising, most young ppl like Kerry more than Bush, Bush is really bad for your health.
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