Stupid RPG arena

[Aileron]

(OOC-It isn't "Aileron's platypus", because the Platypus is the one in charge.)

 

*Platypus sends Ninja Death Squad after clones*

*Clones beat up NDS*

*Platypus then beats up the clones himself.*

 

*Gets in an 18-wheeler*

*chases after Naed*

*attempts to run Naed over*

*Misses*

*Jumps out of truck moments before it careens over a cliff*

*grabs a Bola*

*throws Bola at Naed's legs*

[Naedhaha]

*jumps and does a quadroople backflip over the cliff and does a dive*

*lands in the sea with a big splash*

*NDS hold up signs*

10.00 10.00 10.00 10.00 10.00

[Aileron]

*watches Naed jump off cliff and hit canyon wall below*

*drops huge boulder off cliff*

*roadrunner walks up to Naed's body*

*a big shadow looms overhead*

Roadrunner> Beep Beep

*roadrunner runs away*

*boulder falls on Naed's head*

[Naedhaha]

[OOC - you feeling alright..i landed in a canyon ????]

 

*dives underwater*

*boulder gets slow'n down by the water and naed has a noarrow escape*

*hitches a ride on a dolphin*

*creeps up behind aileron and pushed him in*

*sharks are circling below*

*he gets eaten alive*

*naed skipps away singing*

 

"lalalaalal"

[Aileron]

*gets seaten alive*

*wonders for a moment what "seaten" means*

*recruits sharks into Ninja Death Squad*

*sends Ninja Death Squad Sharks after Naed*

*NDSS activate Stealth and Cloak, and begin to stalk Naed*

[Raem]

*Casts revive on topic*

*Hands naed some dolphins to combat the sharks*

*Runs away*

[Aileron]

*the Platypus bites Myst in the ankles*

*chases after Myst*

*knocks Myst down*

*superglues Myst to the floor*

*walks away*

[plant.]

*joined the game*

*observing techniques from a safe spot*

[Naedhaha]

*dolphoins and skarks battle*

*they all die because they have been out of water for too long*

*looks at plant*

*walks over to him and smackes him around the head*

*picks plant up and kicks him al lthe way to mars*

[Aileron]

*quickly ties rubber bungee to Plant*

*Plant gets kicked as far as the bungee can stretch*

*Plant is sent hurtling back to Earth as some really fast speed*

[Naedhaha]

"hahahahahah, ahahahhahah, ahahahahaha"

*plants comes directy for naed*

*naed simply sticks his foot out*

*plant flies into naed's foot*

*plant explodes on impact and blood, guts and....leaves fly every wear*

"hahahahahahahahahah"

"i'm gonna go take a shower"

*naed goes into a shower to wash all the blood etc off his body*

[Aileron]

*quickly takes Plant into surgery*

*puts Plant back together*

*straps the corpse to some table attached to some lightning rods in Transylvania.*

*waits for lightning to strike*

*lightning strikes*

 

ITS ALIVE!! ITS ALLIVE!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!

 

*throws Plant in shower with Naed*

*locks door*

[Naedhaha]

*eats the plant*

[Aileron]

*gets a better idea*

*throws grenade in shower with Naed*

*locks door*

[Raem]

*Picks out plant from naed's gory corpse*

*Puts it into fresh soil and takes care of it*

*Uses time machine to speed up plant's growth*

*Plant grows into a huge tree monster, capable of destroying anything within its grasp*

*Sprays plant to make it fire resistant*

*Shows off plant to Aileron*

*Plant tears Ail apart*

"Oh, such a shame..."

[Aileron]

(OOC-I know I didn't state a rule on roleplaying somebody else's character, nor has anyone here been following it had it existed, but...)

 

*pulls himself back together*

*grabs Myst's time machine*

*accelerates time until its winter*

*plant dies*

*grabs seed from plant*

*glues seed on Myst's back*

*accelerates time until spring*

*a new plant grows out of Myst's back*

[Raem]

[OOC- Yea, lol....plant has been through a lot even though "it" only posted once]

"Yay! plant will be with me wherever I go now"

*Flys to Mars*

*Destroys Mars and returns to secret hideout somewhere*

[Naedhaha]

"hheheh you forgot to make the "new" plant fire resistant muhahahahaha"

*finds iouses hideout

*sets fire to the "new" plant*

*laguhs as ious runs around in a panic because his back is on fire*

"hahahahahah"

*ious drops to the floor burnt to a crisp*

*sweeps ious's ashes under a mat*

*flies away*

[Aileron]

*collects ashes in hand*

*throws ahses into Naed's eyes*

*smacks Naed on the head with a stick*

[Raem]

*A pheonix arises from the ashes and pecks at Aileron*

[Aileron]

*gets pecked by Myst pheonix*

 

OUCH!

 

*grabs pheonix*

*shoves pheonix in freezer*

*waits until pheonix is frozen solid*

*shoves a bunch of sticks in the frozen pheonix*

*breaks frozen pheonix into cubes*

*sets up stand*

*sells pheonix popsicles for 50 cents a piece*

[Naedhaha]

*walks along to the stall*

*trashes it*

*robes all the money he had made so far*

*runs away*

"muhahahahaaha"

*buys a sports car with the money*

now bow down before me!!!!!

:swift: :swift: :swift:

[Premier-17th]

roflmao just sad......

 

Premier

[SeVeR]

*imagines deleting this thread and everyone going to find other ways to stave of depression*

 

*leaves forum*

[Aileron]

*reports stolen money to police*

*Steals Naed's sportscar*

*takes it to chop shop*

*sells parts to get money back*