Stupid RPG arena

[xfighter02]

i kill u all hahahahahahahahaha

[deadonarrival]

*reprograms the big red button that says "danger do not press this button" to fire a spray of bullets at anyone foolish enough to push it*

 

*sets the doomsday device to go off at 250 instead of 0* haha stupid hero... he'll still be planning when it goes off

[Tex]

*makes a rocket*

*gets in his rocket*

*goes to the moon*

*lives in a hole*

*laughs at the rest of the world*

[Aileron]

*throws DOA on to the big red button*

*DOA sets off the machine gun trap*

 

 

*gets out squirrel hunting shotgun*

[Paine]

[grabs a squirrel-hunting flamethrower and joins aileron]

[Manus Celer Dei]

*time freezes and the same voice from before bellows from the void*

 

Oh NOES yuo wo'nt, Ph33R.

 

*squirrel explodes*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Squirrel hunting devices are no longer necessary

[Paine]

[gets out a team of 100 manus hunting mechas, each becoming immune to the way the last ones were destroyed]

 

*this is an exercise in futility*

 

[forgets to activate mechas]

[Paine]

[activates mechas]

 

[mechas self detonate]

[Aileron]

No longer necessary?

 

*shoots 1,000 squirrels*

*throws shotgun into Manus' hand*

*calls PETA*

 

[A mob of crazed PETA fanatics emerge from the shadows and try to kick the crap out of Manus]

 

[Manus laughs at the PETA n00bs and shoots them with Ailerons shotgun]

[Paine]

[gets his post edited by Manus]

 

[twice]

[Greased_Lightning]

[walks in after only reading the last post]

 

[gets his post edited by Manus]

 

[funk music starts]

[Aileron]

[Attempts to post, but post is edited by Manus]

[Greased_Lightning]

[edit]

[Paine]

[wonders [censored] the [censored] happened to the [censored]]

[The Maurauder]

*[censored]*

 

[nukes the post]

 

Boom.

[True Human]

*Stands there smiling because he knows his subjects are fighting amongst themselves and will never arise above such idiocy.*

[Aileron]

*crawls out of bomb shelter*

 

"Wow, some sort of nuke must have went off"

 

*grabs club and breaks Maur's knees*

[flamingstarch]

*reads forum and dies*

[Aileron]

*Abuses newly gotten RPG mod-powers to raise flamingstarch from the dead*

*grabs an AK-47 machingune*

*kills flamingstarch with AK-47*

[thekidshiny]

attacks Aileron with the stare of 10 million un-friendly poodels and a flaming marshmalow arrows

[Greased_Lightning]

*shoots you for bumping a nearly 2 year dead topic... and for misspelling prey in the other topic*

[SeVeR]

shoots Greased for shooting kid753 for attacking Aileron for killing flamingstarch for eh.... i dunno anymore *Shoots self*

[Cid Firefist]

*walks in, reminisces, leaves*

[000]

*walks in, reminisces, leaves*

 

Same.

[Cokey]

Ditto.