Stupid RPG arena

[Naedhaha]

*returns after abot 2 months*

*Kicks aileron in the nuts from behind*

*throws hooker at raem*

[Guest Guest_Savy]

*steals al's time machine*

*goes to the past and pays a hooker to give raem's hooker herpers, genital warts, hiv, gonorea, syphilis, and chicken pox*

*comes back to present*

*laughs as ream's penis falls off and melts on the pavment*

*picks up porn magazine*

ooooo blood

[Paine]

[bumps the topic in a very re!@#$%^&*ed fashion]

[Aileron]

*smacks Paine with stick for bumping up old topic*

[Paine]

[grabs hold of stick, swings around, and kicks aileron in the side of the face]

[Aileron]

*quickly bites Paine's foot off while he is kicking me in the face*

[Paine]

[Pulls other foot around and hits aileron in the back of the head, forcing his first foot from aileron's mouth]

 

[opens the door so other people can get in]

[Aileron]

*watches as Paine falls on his !@#$%^&* while no foot is touching the ground*

*steps on Paine's chest*

*crams stick of dynamite in Paine's mouth*

*runs away real fast*

[Paine]

[grabs dynamite from mouth]

[bends it into a boomerang shape]

[Throws it]

[Runs after Aileron]

[Aileron]

*closes and locks a blast door, trapping Paine on the other side*

*watches via videocamera the dynamite boomerang returning to the person who threw it* (that's what boomerangs do)

*watches Paine get blown to tiny bits*

[Paine]

[Tiny bits all get up, and march Fantasia-stype towards Aileron, seeping around the edges of the door]

[Each of the tiny bits starts eating away at Aileron's flesh]

 

 

OOC: We really need more people in this topic

[Aileron]

[OOC] So true

 

*creates microscopic army of Paine eating paramecia*

*army of paramecia eats all of the mini-Paine bits*

[Paine]

[pulls together into one giant being]

[Farts]

[Manus Celer Dei]

And Yea! Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil.

 

*at this, Manus enters the room and proceeds to sing a song about flowers and cute bunnies.*

[Paine]

[strips Aileron naked]

[injects Aileron with a computer chip that makes him dance naked]

 

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[Aileron]

*earns $5,000,000 in tips from women who watch that sort of thing*

*buys Death Ray*

*fraggs Paine with Death Ray*

[Paine]

[uses auto-life]

[casts autolife on himself again]

[steals death ray]

[Runs around nekked]

[Aileron]

*uses death ray auto destruct remote*

[Paine]

[Gives deathray back]

[Aileron]

*gets out receipt*

*takes death ray back to store, and returns it*

*receives money back*

*runs out of store seconds before the death ray blows up in catastrophic explosion*

*uses money to build a mecha*

*gets in mecha and start piloting it*

*steps on Paine*

*hoses off mecha's foot*

[tablet]

OOC: We really need more people in this topic

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

*creates microscopic army of Paine eating paramecia*

 

The vocabulary in here is far too advanced for my 3rd Grade Reading Level mind.

[Paine]

[gets out of hole he was crushed into]

[builds his own giant robot]

[makes his robot to the chicken dance]

[Aileron]

That chicken dance can't be stopped! The only way to stop it is....the auto-destruct device!!

 

*ejects from mecha as it starts to dance the tango with Raem's robot*

*sits back at a distance with sungl!@#$%^&*es and a bowl of popcorn*

 

Mecha> T minus 7 seconds...6....5...

 

[walks closer to mechas, under an odd compulsion]

[Paine]

*ejects from mecha as it starts to dance the tango with Raem's robot*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

[wonders where Raem's robot came from]

[keeps dancing away... a safe distance away from the tangoing mechas]

 

[walks closer to mechas, under an odd compulsion]

[Manus Celer Dei]

*stops singing*

 

"Ph33r my post-editing power!"

 

*evil laugh*