Stupid RPG arena

[Guest Guest]

*walks in*

*leaves a penguin behind (for being very naughty)*

*stares at penguin whilst eating a cod*

*offers anyone a game of tictactoe*

*flies to the moon*

*finds a cave under a rainbow*

*urinates in cave*

*flies back wondering if anyone has taken up the offer to play tictactoe*

*grabs the penguin by the flipper and leaves*

*smells of urine*

*wonders whether the cave really existed*

*becomes sane*

[Paine]

[returns, holding a pen]

[Raem]

*Kicks pan out of Paine's hand using incredibly agile "Matrix"-like movements and then proceeds to make eggs*

"You want them fried or boiled?"

[Paine]

Can I have toast instead?

[Raem]

"Oh, fine"

*Chucks boiling eggs into naeds eyes*

*Burns toast*

"Hmm...guess you'll have to settle for this..."

[Aileron]

Can I have a bacon and cheese omlett please?

[Raem]

"Does it look like I'm running a restaurant here?"

*Tosses Aileron into the oven and raises temperature to max*

"mmmm....Smells good"

[Naedhaha]

*returns after weeks of...stuff*

*turns flamethrower on*

*flames you all till your black*

"crispy"

$$

[Guest Guest]

*suddeenly realises that he is immune to all heat (seriously folks, I can wear a jacket in 100 degree weather while people around me are passing out and not feel a thing)

*gets out of oven*

"Oh, this customer is not happy, I will just take my business to another restaurant."

*goes to Naed's restaurant*

"I would like a slab of grilled Raem please."

[Aileron]

*suddeenly realises that he is immune to all heat (seriously folks, I can wear a jacket in 100 degree weather while people around me are passing out and not feel a thing)

*gets out of oven*

"Oh, this customer is not happy, I will just take my business to another restaurant."

*goes to Naed's restaurant*

"I would like a slab of grilled Raem please."

Me folks.

[Naedhaha]

*grabs raem*

*slices and dices*

*puts raem's head on a silver platter*

*serves it to aileron*

[Aileron]

thanks

*eats grilled Raem*

*pays for grilled Raem*

*leaves 20% tip*

*leaves restaraunt*

[Savy]

*steals 20% tip and uses it to buy a porn magazine*

[Raem]

*Explodes out of Aileron's stomach, splashing the walls with blood and guts*

*Quickly swaps the porn magazine that Savy buys with gay porn*

*Laughs and runs away*

[Greased_Lightning]

*appears in the room*

"Did somebody say....Porn???"

 

*snaps finger and the entire room turns into the Playboy mansion minus the old guy*

 

"Dont thank me, all in a days work for PORNMAN!!!"

*exits after a little playtime*

[Paine]

meh, cant complain >^..^<

[Manus Celer Dei]

*remembers he's supposed to moderate this forum*

*looks around*

*nods* "yep. reckon."

 

-I see the old bar thread kinda died off.

If I get enough of a showing I'll start a new one when I get more time aye? -

[Savy]

*wonders why raem is laughing at the second porn mag i got just for him*

*goes back to looking at hot naked chicks in his non gay porn mag*

*gets pised at raem for ruining the mood a second ago and detonates secret explosive devise in his gay mag before he can throw it*

*gets a woody at the sight of all that blood spraying like in kill bill, -*BAD WORD*- uma therman is hot*

[Raem]

*Slowly backs away from Savy in utter silence*

[Tipme]

taps 4 plains

plays wrath of god

[Raem]

*Blows up topic*

[kill]

creeps in

 

kills every1

 

creeps out

[Aileron]

(there is a huge flash of light and smoke as Aileron returns to this topic)

 

*gets old time macine*

*goes back it time just after kill creeps in*

*sprays chloroform in kill's face*

*takes kill's clothes off*

*gets somebody to take a bunch of pictures of kill and make a magazine*

*secretly exchanges the kill magazine for Savy's porn*

*sneaks up behind Raem and uses him as a human shield against upcoming attacks*

[Raem]

"Oh look, Aileron is back from the dead. We must welcome him"

*Shoves a stick of dynamite in Ail's pants*

*Swipes porn mag and sells it to pay for a hooker*

[Aileron]

*pulls dynamite stick out of pants*

oh

*puts that 'dynamite stick' back in pants and takes other one out*

*lights fuse*

*superglues it to Raem's back*

*uses hooker for cover*