Stupid RPG arena

[Aileron]

*give ninjas swords*

/ / / / /

*gets Ninja Death Squad to attack Naed again*

*Naed beats up ninjas again*

 

*Platypus finally leaves Women's Locker room and picks a fight with the Hamster-like thing*

*Playpus does flying spin kick and knocks the HLT into Naed's face*

*Naed is knocked backwards into a pit leading to the center of the Earth*

*uses one of Naed' super strength pills*

*Picks up Mr. Ious and uses his 5000 time usual size arse to seal the pit shut.*

*gives Platypus a high five, then fetches him a drink*

[Raem]

"Hey, you can't just leave me here!"

*Uses time machine to speed up weight loss, thus enabling himself to get out of the hole*

*Myst sends his mini army to attack Aileron for leaving him in a pit*

[Aileron]

*sends Ninja Death Squad against mini army*

/ / / / /

*Ninjas kick mini-myst's arses on account that the NDS is actually represented by smilies*

*hands Platypus his beer*

*Playpuss now has super strength, and jumps on Myst's face and starts clawing*

*Does flying kick to Myst's stomach, sending him flying into the pit*

*covers pit with a giant sack of $#%^ *

*runs away and hides*

[Paine]

[steps on mini army] ...oops?

 

[sets his own mini army, of soldier ants, onto neadhaha]

 

 

[Nead is bitten by them]

[neead tries to rip them off, their bodies come clean off but the heads, with pincers closed, stay attatched to him]

 

 

Holy -*BAD WORD*-!!

 

...oh crap... sorry! didnt think they were that vicious!

 

[loud splat sound, blood pooors from naed's pants]

 

OOH! thats gotta hurt :/

[Naedhaha]

*climbs out of pit with stupid amount of ants head stuck to him*

*goes to take a shower and prepair for his kick -*BAD WORD*- plan of revenge*

*goes into a deep medatation*

[Aileron]

*smashes cymbols together next to Naed's ears, making him break out of meditation and lose his mind*

*casts power word, stun on Paine*

*Paine is left standing there motionless unable to move*

*climbs nearby hill*

*sends barrel filled with honey rolling down the hill in Paine's direction*

*watches nearby honey loving grizzly bears, minding their own business*

[Naedhaha]

*falls back into meditation*

*earth moves around naed making an INPENITRABLE SHIELD*

*ice freezes over the earth making it dangerous to walk across*

*a big -*BAD WORD*- mofo of a guard dog also is chained outside*

[Raem]

*Tunnels his way out of earth and flies over to Mars, where he destroys naed's hideout*

*naed snaps out of his meditation and starts crying*

"Its ok naed...Here, have a lolly"

*Myst shoves lollipop down naed's throat and pours acid inside*

"um...oops...sorry...My finger slipped"

[Paine]

[spell wears off]

 

[sidesteps]

 

[barrel hits ramp and lands on mars]

 

[hits naed's head, breaking his concentration]

 

[gives bears jepacks to fly to mars]

[Naedhaha]

[OOC i said my hideout has inpenitrable you moron's -.-'.]

*naed is really pissed off that people broke his hideout*

*naed grabs paine and ious my their penuses and crushes them*

*naed slams ious and paine into each other*

*naed stamps on their heads crushing their skulls into the ground*

*naed undoes his flies and pisses on their faces*

"hahahah"

*naed flys away to some other random planet*

[Aileron]

*thinks about attack Paine and Myst, but notices that they are pretty much taken care of*

*gets bottle of honey*

*squirts some on Naed's face just as he is flying away*

*watches as grizzly bears on jetpacks attack Naed for the honey*

[Raem]

[OOC- Yes, naed...you said

*earth moves around naed making an INPENITRABLE SHIELD*

You never said anything about your mars hideout]

 

 

*Goes to the now empty bear cave and hibernates to recover strength*

[Naedhaha]

*used fancy loop-da-loop tactics on the bears and they crash into each other and fall into the sun*

*flys to the entrance of the bear cave*

* sets up various explosives, acids, poisons and dangerous and capable of eviscerating animals and sends them all into the bear cave*

*listenes for a noise...*

*hears aload bashing, growling, barking and screaming noises*

*finally flys away and presses the detonator button and ious is blown to -*BAD WORD*-*

 

"hahahaha"

[DaKillaRoach]

*kill 9999

 

~Wins!~

[Naedhaha]

*gets on a different PC*

*?ban -k -e7 dakillaroach*

*/*kill*

*waves good bye*"

and dont' come back!!!!"

[Aileron]

*ressurects Myst*

*gives Myst a bazooka*

*uses a teleportation device to put Myst ten feet behind Naed*

*runs away and hides in "hideout that can never be found"*

[Raem]

[OOC- You didn't really need to ressurect me (I'm a ghost, remember? ), but thanks ]

 

*Takes his new host body for a test run*

*Fires bazooka at naed and blows him sky high. Myst casts gravity+meteor to bring naed crashing back down, shattering every bone in his body*

*Feeds naed's limp body to a pack of rabid -*BAD WORD*-hounds*

*Casts Reflect and Full Protect on self*

[Naedhaha]

*turns on self destruct*

*blows up whole planet*

*comes back to life as a zombie type thingy*

*eats aileron's brain*

[Aileron]

*watches as Naed starves to death*

*replaces hollow s-*BAD WORD*- with compact supercomputer*

 

~Aileron modle 2-7 online and ready to recieve orders~

~recieving commands~

~Destroy all zombies~

 

*casts Sunburst*

*all undead (zombies and ghosts) are turned to dust*

[Naedhaha]

*comes back as super,1337,zomblie (aka Szombie.1337)*

*kicks airleron in the nuts*

*slaps him with a wet salmon*

*staps up and down on him*

*pisses on his face*

*kicks him a few more times in the nuts*

*stamps up and down on him a few more times*

*pisses on his face again*

*slaps him with a wet salmon more*

*gets a bit tired*

*walks away*

*has a 5 minuet break*

*repearts the process again*

[Paine]

[lies dead on the floor, spasming]

[Aileron]

*raises Paine as anti-Szombie1337 zombie*

*hides behind Paine*

[Naedhaha]

*runs away*

[Raem]

*Stands in naeds path with clones of Aileron's platypuses*

"Nowhere to run now!"

[Naedhaha]

*does a triple front flip over all of them*

*carries on running*