Stupid RPG arena

[Aileron]

*takes out pocketknife*

*cuts rope*

*grabs nearby lance*

*gets on horse*

*jousts Naedhaha, sending him flying into the wall*

*has horse sit on top of Naedhaha*

*takes away Naedhaha's towel*

[Raem]

"My invention is complete! I can now teleport myself to any girls locker room in the world. No woman is safe from the perverted ghostie! MWAHAHAHAHA"

[Naedhaha]

*screams at aileron how dare you take my towel*

*swallows a tablet giving me super strenght*

*picks up horse and throws it at aileron*

*horse lands on his head and his head gets lodged in the horses rear end*

*flicks paine and his -*BAD WORD*- -*BAD WORD*- machine gun*

*paine goes flying and hits into mr. ious*

*naed warps back to mars*

[Raem]

"Yes, you better run off to mars..."

*Teleports Paine and himself to random girl's locker rooms*

"So, what do you think of my new toy? "

[Paine]

[Aileron]

*removes himself from horse and takes shower*

*borrows Mr. Ious' teleportation device*

*tweaks device a little*

*teleports to random girl's locker room on Mars*

*leaves locker room*

*goes to duplicating machine*

*creates copy of teleportation device*

*tweaks copy and sets it to a timer*

*superglues copy to Naed*

*Naed gets transported to the backstage changing rooms of a Village People concert* (back in time apparently, but work with it)

*uses origional device to teleport back to random girl's locker room on Earth*

*gives device back to Mr. Ious*

[Naedhaha]

*naed pics up a thick book and speed reads it all*

*he begins work on a time machine and finishes it in superfast speed*

*travels in time back to the battle ground*

*kicks ious in the nuts, grabbs his "new toy"*

*puts the toy in the time machine along with blueprints etc of how to make the toy*

*presses button and waves g'bye to the toy as it gettts warped back in time to the age of the dinosaurs*

*-*BAD WORD*- slapps paine in the face*

[Raem]

*Puts a scorpion inside naed's pants*

*Steals time machine and retrieves teleportation device from the past (after ripping up a few dinosaurs and making them extinct)*

[Naedhaha]

*farts, scorpian drops dead to the floor*

*warps his mystical staff from where ever he leaft it*

*with lightning speed and great accuracy he shouts a scary war cry and smashes the staff against iouses thick skull*

*staff breaks because of the force of the blow*

*ious drops to the floor temperarally uncnsious*

*gets iouses limp body and sholder carries him to a gay bar*

*drops ious on the floor and makes a quick exit*

[Paine]

[flicks naedhaha in the ear]

[Raem]

*Uses other invention - position switcher - with naed*

*Locks up bar and swallows key. Fires EMP at bar and turns on antiwarp.*

"Good luck getting out now"

[Naedhaha]

*naed takes another super strenght pill adn simply kickes the lock off the door*

[OOC] ious you fool as if a locked door is gonna stop any one in this arena :/]

*pics up a rocket launcher from his backpack*

*opens fire with rocket launcher, and blows ious to pieces*

[Raem]

[OOC- Nothing can stop anyone in this arena naed]

*Watches as his decoy is blown to pieces*

*Sticks naed back in bar, places a new door and removes his limbs*

[Naedhaha]

*phones a plastic surgeon to get him new limbs*

*the persistant plastic sergion kicks the door down and heals me*

*gets ious by the throat and shakes him till he drops to the floor*

*destroys the bar*

[Raem]

*Uses time machine to restore bar*

*Sticks naed back inside*

"Why don't you stay put?"

[Paine]

[removes naed's brain and puts it in a blender]

[Naedhaha]

"nice work on my decoy in the gay bar paine...btw WTF were you doing in a gay bar ..ew"

*smashes up time machine so it may never be used again*

*builts massive fortifications around gay bar*

*puts a big -*BAD WORD*- metal orb around the gay bar just encase*

*realises he is about to lock himself in so he walks out of the bar and finishes the work on the orb from the outside*

*walks over to ious and slaps him across the face with a wet salmon*

[Raem]

"Ack! Wet fish hurts! But at least you've locked yourself inside the bar now...which is all I wanted from the start"

[Naedhaha]

"i am not in the bar..where did you ever get a stupid idea like that from"

*pushed mr. ious over and walks off, mumbling under his breath "wierdo"*

[Raem]

[OOC- Not nice to edit posts after they've been replied to, naed ]

"Well....I thought that if I told you that you had locked yourself in, you would believe me..."

*Takes a bite out of giant orb*

"Needs salt..."

[Aileron]

*sets snare trap in Naed's path*

*watches and waits*

*Naed walks around the trap without noticing*

 

......

 

*goes to dojo*

*trains group of highly skilled ninjas aka. Ail's Ninja Death Squad aka. *

Ail's Ninja Death Squad sneak up behind Naed and kick the cr@p out of him with their mad ninja skillz*

[Naedhaha]

*crappy minja's were not trained well enough and simply bounce off naed*

*punches ious in the bitten hole*

*resealed the hole*

"muhahahahaha"

[Raem]

*Eats his way out of the orb*

*Myst's body is ballooned to five thousand times its original size*

"Hey naed, catch"

*Belly flops onto naed. The force of the blow sends naed all the way down to the core of the earth, where he is roasted alive*

"Who's up for marshmallows?"

[Naedhaha]

*while naed is visiting the centre of the earth he talks to the little animals that are there*

*throws a hampster like thing at ious*

*hampster thing burries itself into iouses flesh and starts laying eggs*

*eggs hatch and start feasting on iouses flesh*

[OOC i have no fking clue why there would be anything that even remotlly looks like a hampster down there...but oh well ]

[Raem]

*Myst excretes all the eggs, which hatch into miniature versions of himself*

"Woo! A whole army of mini-me's! and I owe it all to naed!"