Stupid RPG arena

[Naedhaha]

*punches paine*

*force of the blow causes paines nose to shatter*

*paine drops to floor, his face pooring with blood*

*picks up staff*

*looks at mr. ious and walkes towards him*

[Raem]

"Ugh...go away naed..."

*Teleports naed to Mars*

[Aileron]

*dodges magical bolts*

*turns to exact sweet revenge on Naed, only to find he has already been teleported to mars*

*teleports Naed back*

*kicks Naed in shins*

*casts "Power Word, Kill" on Naed*

[Tipme]

summons forth Phage the Untouchable

everyone dies i win

[Raem]

*Final cut materia is activated and pheonix is summoned, bringing everyone back to life and killing Phage the Untouchable*

[Naedhaha]

*goes to the local sports shop and purchases some shin pads*

*puts his shiney new shin pads on*

*runs at aileron adn drop kicks the son of a -*BAD WORD*- into a wall*

*aileron breaks through the wall and lands heavilly on the otehr side*

*naed steps through the hole and watches the lifeless body*

[Aileron]

*flies through concrete wall*

*suddenly notices that I was just knocked into the Women's Locker Room*

 

hehe

[Raem]

"Hey Ail...I was here first..."

(Remember I'm a ghost =Þ)

[Paine]

[Teams up with Aieleron and mr. Ious.]

[Casts Curaga on entire party]

[Casts Mini, Silence, Blind, Venom, Slow, Heat, Confuse and Trouble on Floweret]

[Kicks Floweret in the nuts]

[Makes all of Floweret's allies have pain in 1 of their balls because of trouble's effect]

 

[Goes a Limit Break/Trance/Overdrive and uses Mega-Ultima, wiping out Naedhaha]

 

[Casts Protect, Auto-Life, Haste, Curaga and Reflect on Party]

[Raem]

[OOC- Unless you edited that post just now, I'm losing my mind]

*Revives Naedhaha and kills him again*

"Next time, stay on Mars"

[Paine]

OOC?

[Manus Celer Dei]

OOC?

Out of character

 

 

 

*watches silently at the action*

*casts Isaacs Greater Missile Storm on 2 people at random*

[Raem]

"Welcome Manus, good to see you back"

*Watches Missile Storm fly over his head and hit Naedhaha's corpse*

"I knew Naed was evil, but desecrating his dead body is a bit too much"

[Paine]

[weapon is reflected off paine, and goes back to caster, with equipped materia reflect x2 (which i made up cuz im cool) it does twice the damage]

[Raem]

*Does something which will be made clearer at a later stage*

"Mwahahaha...my plan shall be complete soon"

[Naedhaha]

*steals the blue prints for iouses plan*

*laughs out loud, then rolls the blue pritns up*

*slapps them round iouses head and knocks himn to the floor*

*opens iouses throught adn shoves the blue prints down*

*uses them as a funnel adn poors acid into the hole*

*laughs at the the corpse being eaten away*

[Tipme]

you all....think...you...are.....................PLATAPUS'S!!!

[Raem]

"Yes...I thought you would attempt such a devious scheme, which is why I cloned myself and placed false blueprints. Hope you've enjoyed your life, my clone is set to explode when its about to die"

*A big boom is heard across the planet*

"So young...such a shame he had to die"

[Aileron]

*suddenly thinks he belongs to a platapus* (You said "platapus's", meaning "belonging to a platapus, as opposed to "platapuses" meaning plural of the word platapus.)

 

Yes, master, I will destroy Floweret for your species of Australian vermin.

 

*uses quivering palm on Floweret*

*Floweret makes successfull save*

 

-*BAD WORD*-

 

*kicks Floweret in face, sending him flying accrossed the room*

*casts electric jolt, doing 2 hp damage*

*runs around the corner*

*hides in shadows*

*goes back to Women's Locker room*

[Raem]

[OOC- The correct spelling is actually platypus...]

[Aileron]

[OOC- I knew that was spelled wrong, just didn't now the correct spelling.]

 

*lets master platypus into Women's Locker Room*

[Paine]

[walks into womens locker room, defends the door with his life... whilst keeping a mirror so he can check.. noone's sneaking up behind him.... and look at the boobies!]

[Aileron]

*Platypus jumps up and bites Floweret in the pills*

[Naedhaha]

*runs into womens locker room with towel rolled up*

*whips aileron in the penis with rolled up towel*

*ailerion drops to floor in agonising pain*

*ties ailerions feet to a rope*

*attaches rope to the back of a horse and whips the horse with towel*

*waves good bye as he is draged miles away*

[Paine]

[opens machine gun fire] Die MOfo.