Stupid RPG arena

[Paine]

[watches hot girl come and lick off the sauce (hey hey! )]

[Watches aileron get burnt as he tries to attach the rocket to the sun]

[secretly fixes up Ious' PC so it restarts whenever he hits capslock while he is obliviously sitting on the couch]

[Raem]

*Sits on computer and repeatedly hits caps lock for no apparent reason, causing computer to restart.*

*Removes caps lock key and learns to use shift instead*

*Connects alarm clock to a wire which tugs on spell book, casting revive spell. Sets alarm clock to 8AM. Attempts to fly by jumping off 100 storey building and flapping arms*

[Paine]

[disconnects clock by accident] ... whoops!

[Tipme]

makes every alt ctrl delete x 2

by3

[Paine]

...If you use win ME it wont matter, cuz u only need to hit ctrl alt delete once.

[Aileron]

*watches Mr. Ious fallng off of building*

*calculates path of descent*

*paints big red X on the ground where he will impact.*

*puts giant meat grinder on top of big red X*

 

Sloppy Joe is ready in 5 minutes! Who wants some?

[Raem]

*Begins flying 5 seconds before hitting the ground*

I win.

[Aileron]

Not quite...

 

*takes out doomsday device*

*sets doomsday device to "change Newton's Gravitational Constant"*

*sets G to some really high value*

*Mr. Ious starts falling again*

*Mr. Ious falls outside of meat grinder*

*tries to run up to Mr. Ious*

*can't move - too much gravity*

*sets G back to G*

*throws Mr. Ious in meat grinder*

*makes sloppy joe*

*starts handing sloppy joe sandwiches to everyone*

[Raem]

*Someone chokes on the sloppy joe containing Mysterious' watch, which triggers the auxilliary revive spell*

*Everyone's stomach rips open due to the meat coming back to form a body once again*

*Mysterious takes pity upon the helpless and revives them all*

[Cid Firefist]

*enters*

[Raem]

*Smacks Cid with 2x4*

"Welcome"

[Paine]

Wtf, I disconnected your waatch -.-

[Cid Firefist]

*Uses his mind to turn the 2x4 into a taco*

"I like tacos."

[Raem]

[disconnects clock by accident] ... whoops!

I don't wear a clock on my arm....

 

 

 

*Secretly adds jalepno peppers to taco*

[Cid Firefist]

*breathes fire from the jalepeno and burns Mysterious's face*

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHICCUPUHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[Raem]

*Face burns off to reveal...nothing*

"I guess my cover has been blown..."

*Vanishes like a ghost in the night...except he is a ghost*

[Raem]

*Bakes an apple pie*

"Look Cid, one of your old cousins....mwahahaha!"

[Aileron]

"Uh oh, a ghost. Who am I gonna call?"

 

*calls Ghostbusters*

*Ghostbusters arrive and lock Mysterious in a box*

*Ghostbusters leave with box*

 

*eats the apple pie*

[Raem]

*Sits quietly inside the box, enjoying the peace and quiet*

[Naedhaha]

*enters arena with sword draw*

*slashes mistreious out of the box*

*waits around to see what will happen next*

[Raem]

Sonofa.....You couldn't let me enjoy my quiet time could you?

*Goes berserk on Naedhaha and proceeds to kill/revive him for a few hours*

*Calls ghostbusters on himself*

Now...where was I? Ah yes...comfy little box...

[Naedhaha]

*places small little black box with a timer on it, under mysteriouses box*

*laughs, sits and waits for the timer to tick down*

 

*while waiting for the timer naedhaha flips out a a magical staff and fires bolts at aileron*

[Raem]

Bleh...seems like I can't get back to rest after Naed woke me up...

*Warps out of box*

*Box explodes*

Must be my lucky day...even though I can't die seeing as I'm already a ghost...I think I'll just carry on talking to myself

[Paine]

[sets fire to magical fire staff]

[Raem]

*Douses flame by casting water*

"-*BAD WORD*- pyros..."