Stupid RPG arena

[Aileron]

I'm sensing that what you guys REALLY want is a less serious topic.

 

Rules:

1) You get as many super powers as you want.

2) Don't attack anyone who isn't posting

3) Don't attack "everyone", use specific names. example: *drops nuke on everyone*

4) Don't quit if you die; feel free to ressurect yourself.

5) Have fun

 

 

(Note to Manus: I don't know if you would approve of this topic. I'm just posting it. If you don't approve, simply delete the thread, and I will have no hard feelings.)

[Aileron]

*grabs ugly stick*

*climbs on top of door, ready to pounce upon the next person who posts*

[Paine]

[urinates on cup, throws it round corner at aileron]

[Raem]

*Pulls a baseball out of space and chucks at it Aileron's "ugly stick". Ball bounces off and hits Paine in the face*

[Aileron]

rule 6: No bathroom humor plz.

 

*dodges empty cup*

 

??????

 

*laughs at Paine, who urinated ON the cup rather than IN it*

 

*Drops down and hits Pain seven times with Ugly Stick*

*looks at Paine*

 

ahhhhh!

 

*runs in terror*

[GhettoSmurf]

walks in.

 

drops nuke on everthing.

 

walks out.

[Raem]

*Catches the nuke before it hits everything, and throws it back at GhettoSmurf. Everything thanks Mr. Ious for saving his life, and leaves.*

[Paine]

[-*BAD WORD*-slaps aileron for correcting his grammar, throws him through a window.

[GhettoSmurf]

(occ: when i dropped a nuke on everything, i did that cuz we aren't aloud to "drop nuke on everyone." anyway, if you wanna assume that everything is someones name, i'm fine with that.)

 

*fortunately, the smurf ported back into the bar before mr. ious throw the nuke in his direction, dodging it and causing it to hit everthing as he left the bar. the smurf than starts laughing at the radioactive ash that once was everything.*

[Raem]

(occ: when i dropped a nuke on everything, i did that cuz we aren't aloud to "drop nuke on everyone." anyway, if you wanna assume that everything is someones name, i'm fine with that.)

[OOC- I know what you meant =P]

 

*Revives everything*

"Leave my partner alone...stupid smurfs.."

*Uses mind control on bartender and forces him to toss out the smurf*

"And stay out"

[Tipme]

walks in

walks out

 

wax on

wax off

[Aileron]

*Sneaks into evil wizards laboratory*

*steals magic book*

*Grabs GhettoSmurf*

*turns GhettoSmurf into gold*

*goes to auction*

*sells Gold smurf statue for lotsa $$$$

*buys a tank*

*gets in tank*

*runs over Paine*

[GhettoSmurf]

*sits in some rich guys living room, wondering when the spell will wear off*

[Raem]

*Blows up tank. Reason: Posting on 9 seperate lines which could be condensed to 2*

*Restores smurf from gold. Reason: I felt like it*

"I do what I want, you have problem?"

[Aileron]

*jumps out of vehicle the moment before it explodes*

*grabs hand mirror*

*sneaks up behind Mr. Ious and puts hand mirror in his hand*

*grabs Mr. Ious's arm so that the mirror is poited towards Paine's face*

*mirror breaks*

 

HAHAHA! You borke a mirror, 7 yrs bad luck 4 u!

 

*runs away*

*suddenly, a barrel of bricks comes hurtling out of nowhere and smacks Mr. Ious in the back*

[Raem]

*Uses time machine to travel forward 7 years in time*

"Haha! No more bad luck for me!"

*Organizes a cage match for Aileron and Paine, while proceeding to laugh out loud in his head*

[Aileron]

*wonders if he is going to have to fight somebody seven yrs in the future*

*gets confused by all this stupid time travel stuff*

*goes to FFC topic*

*grabs old doomsday device*

*shakes of the dust*

*sets doomsday device on "correct temperal distortions"*

*Mr. Ious is warped back in time, although 7 yrs older*

*kicks Mr. Ious in the face*

*runs away and hides in the shadows*

[Raem]

*Rubs nose*

"Dammit Aileron you broke my nose"

*Uses galaxy l!@#$%^&*o to rope Ail to the ground, where he is given a severe beating*

*Runs away laughing like a maniac*

[GhettoSmurf]

*trips mr. ious as he runs away*

[Aileron]

*takes out galaxy pocketknife*

*cuts galaxy l!@#$%^&*o with galaxy pocketknife*

*chases after Mr. Ious*

*runs out of breath*

*stands still weezing for a short time*

*stumbles acrossed a rocket car*

*gets in rocket car*

*chases after Mr. Ious in rocket car*

*flies by Mr Ious because rocket car has no breaks*

*crashes into pillow factory*

*emerges from rocket car unharmed*

*pillow factory is on fire from the rocket car crashing into it*

*runs out of burning pillow factory*

*mysteriously conjures a vile full of acid*

*splashes acid into Mr. Ious' eyes*

*drops a flashbang, and mysteriously dissappears ninja style*

[Raem]

*Uses Osama hiding skills to escape long enough to recover*

[Paine]

[wonders how he can break a mirror, be crushed by a tank, and STILL manage to wrestle in a cage match]

 

*atatches rocket to planet earth*

*rockets the earth towards the sun*

*lies down and tries to catch a tan while the rest of the people here complain about the heat*

[Raem]

*Brings the moon around to eclipse the sun*

[Aileron]

*attaches another rocket to the sun, so that both objects are traveling at the same relative speed*

*sneaks up on Paine and secretly replaces all of his sun tan lotion with Honey BBQ sauce*

*watchs Pain roast himself*

[Raem]

*Sits on sofa*