Best kind of beans for the worst gas (or for maximum office Armageddon and carnage)?

[L.C.]

Google isn't being very helpful for this, as it always returns results regarding avoiding gas.

 

Do different kind of beans cause more or less worse gas than other kinds? (I think the answer to this is in the affirmative.)

 

So in that case, what IS the best KIND of beans to eat for maximum Armageddon and office carnage?

[Cheese]

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=fart+beans

[Samapico]

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

"[...] Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts."

 

Solution: eat lots of eggs AND beans.

 

 

Are you trying to lose your job or something?

 

 

Edit: Man, that site is a gold mine... but wtf I can't copy-paste anything from it...

[»Blocks]

This is the kind of topic I count on L.C. and the lounge to provide.

[»Xog]

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

"[...] Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts."

 

Solution: eat lots of eggs AND beans.

 

 

Are you trying to lose your job or something?

 

 

Edit: Man, that site is a gold mine... but wtf I can't copy-paste anything from it...

oh man that's a great site! I laughed out loud at the "How can one cover up a fart?" section. I just bookmarked the page.

 

LOL this is great!

[007paul]

why is all i ask