carat Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 I'm tired of coming onto this forum and having to read the same earth-shatteringly mundane discussions of the latest mobile phone or monitor or TV or game or upload service purchase you've made. Who the fuck cares dickshits? You know who you people are. You're the average looking guy, not a trenchcoat no hoper like thechimp but a sanitised middle-of-the-road, never-touched-a-drug-in-your-life, middle income, family friendly, rock appreciating, vaguely patriotic, safe, cosy, religious sympathiser nobody really hates but nobody really likes either. You're the unopinionated honest guy who likes going to the high street to buy things at the weekend with your mildly depressed other half - if you're not buying scratch cards. You're the boring demographic of the working class who had a prayer answered and whose parents landed themselves middle management jobs at local retailers through hardwork rather than natural proficiency. You might even work out a little because you've crumbled under your own body image insecurities or the idealism propagated by people more intelligent than you. This is essentially your natural defence mechanism kicking in by elaborately over-compensating for your inherited weakness. Unfortunately you will never shake off the fact that the genetic diversity of your parents is very very undiverse. You define yourself by the things you buy or the things you do because you're a spiritual and intellectual parasite who would've been dead long ago if it wasn't for advances in medical technology. The most outrageous thing you'll ever do is probably bungee jump or visit alton towers with your ugly kids. If that was a little too poetic for you, this is also you: HI I sit at my computer talking about a) computers things I buy c) the minor differences between the things I could've bought and the things I actually bought. You're not even nerds. Nerds would occasionally throw in a bit of maths or science to the mix...no, you're just pathetic consuming philistines who happen to have been born in a technological era. FUCK YOU. Quote
»Lynx Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 This post has opened my eyes... Self-actualisation has been reached; I no longer need to live. Excuse me while I jump off a bridge. Quote
Avast Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 I'm tired of coming onto this forum and having to read the same earth-shatteringly mundane discussions of the latest mobile phone or monitor or TV or game or upload service purchase you've made. Who the fuck cares dickshits? You know who you people are. You're the average looking guy, not a trench-coat no hoper like the-chimp but a sanitized middle-of-the-road, never-touched-a-drug-in-your-life, middle income, family friendly, rock appreciating, vaguely patriotic, safe, cozy, religious sympathizer nobody really hates but nobody really likes either. You're the unopinionated honest guy who likes going to the high street to buy things at the weekend with your mildly depressed other half - if you're not buying scratch cards. You're the boring demographic of the working class who had a prayer answered and whose parents landed themselves middle management jobs at local retailers through hard-work rather than natural proficiency. You might even work out a little because you've crumbled under your own body image insecurities or the idealism propagated by people more intelligent than you. This is essentially your natural defense mechanism kicking in by elaborately over-compensating for your inherited weakness. Unfortunately you will never shake off the fact that the genetic diversity of your parents is very very undiverse. You define yourself by the things you buy or the things you do because you're a spiritual and intellectual parasite who would've been dead long ago if it wasn't for advances in medical technology. The most outrageous thing you'll ever do is probably bungee jump or visit alton towers with your ugly kids. If that was a little too poetic for you, this is also you: HI I sit at my computer talking about a) computers things I buy c) the minor differences between the things I could've bought and the things I actually bought. You're not even nerds. Nerds would occasionally throw in a bit of maths or science to the mix...no, you're just pathetic consuming philistines who happen to have been born in a technological era. FUCK YOU. Well said, all true. Quote
»D1st0rt Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 I'm tired of coming onto this forum and having to readhttp://i.imgur.com/Pwjt7.png I see a lot of potential though, keep up the good work Quote
PoLiX Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 hah. 6 posts and he's already talking about himself. He beat rootbear. Quote
Samapico Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 [...]discussions of the latest mobile phone or monitor or TV or game or upload service purchase you've made. Who the fuck cares dickshits? That's interesting... cause the last people I read talking about a mobile phone was you, asking for a chat client on the iPhone... I was away for the weekend and I might have missed some topics, but still. Quote
»SD>Big Posted July 10, 2011 Report Posted July 10, 2011 people like him make forums fun!! I LOVE YOU, GUY Quote
»Xog Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) hidden beneath the condescending snipity speech is a scared, insecure little boy who can't cope with life. So you're an angry troll on an internet community, striking out at anyone possible just to hang on to one last shred of dignity not taken from you by those highschool bullies. The ones that tortured you for wearing wolf shirts and posing with toy swords and trenchcoats in pictures. You don't know how to form personal connections with people (especially women, I swear, you hate women, I'm sensing some sort of latent homosexuality there. Did a woman traumatize you at one point?) so you find it easier to lash out at the people who intimidate you. Like us. Stop taking your frustrations out on people on the internet and do something with your life. carat - You sound depressed. Have you ever considered talking to someone? I'm not a psychologist or psychiatrist but I did work as a social worker for a very long time and have worked with many people with varying degrees of depression. You're so dark and so bitter. You're way too jaded for your age. Maybe it's something to consider? Anyway, I hope you are feeling better now that you've had a chance to vent. If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here for you. Edited July 11, 2011 by Xog Quote
PoLiX Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 And people say we need to ban abortion.... It's not hard to find people who give reasons to support it. 2 in this thread even. Quote
JoWie Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others! Quote
Avast Posted July 11, 2011 Report Posted July 11, 2011 Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others! When I was born I trolled the doctor to death, and then killed the Anti Christ who was being born in the next room. That's why all these end of the world dates never happened. Because the troll god saved you humans so he could troll you for another century. Quote
carat Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Posted July 11, 2011 hidden beneath the condescending snipity speech is a scared, insecure little boy who can't cope with life. So you're an angry troll on an internet community, striking out at anyone possible just to hang on to one last shred of dignity not taken from you by those highschool bullies. The ones that tortured you for wearing wolf shirts and posing with toy swords and trenchcoats in pictures. You don't know how to form personal connections with people (especially women, I swear, you hate women, I'm sensing some sort of latent homosexuality there. Did a woman traumatize you at one point?) so you find it easier to lash out at the people who intimidate you. Like us. Stop taking your frustrations out on people on the internet and do something with your life. carat - You sound depressed. Have you ever considered talking to someone? I'm not a psychologist or psychiatrist but I did work as a social worker for a very long time and have worked with many people with varying degrees of depression. You're so dark and so bitter. You're way too jaded for your age. Maybe it's something to consider? Anyway, I hope you are feeling better now that you've had a chance to vent. If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here for you. Lol how adorable is this guy. You looked at yourself recently Hamoen? You embarassed by that reflection? Don't worry kid, I would be too. Pitiful skin-n-bones mongrel. Descended from a family of pussy asylum seeking animals who needed to have lights switched off in Iran. Fleeing like the shivering flinching dog-breath faggots they are. They probably got brutally raped, battered and spat on rofl- wouldn't be surprised if you were the unwanted rape child of a revolutionary guard. Either way...we can have a joke around on the forum and exchange mediocre shit-talk, but the undeniable fact remains you're worthless and unloved. It's obvious. Nobody likes you do they? Nobody asks how you're doing, or what you're up to - do they? You're all insecure inside - aren't you? Not that confident in real life are you? You're a clown, a joke, a mongrel, a nobody - everyone knows it - kill yourself. You may continue to project your homosexual confusion now. You sleep well now cutie. Quote
»D1st0rt Posted July 12, 2011 Report Posted July 12, 2011 ooh ooh me next! if you make enough replies we can call this a 14 carat thread! Quote
»Xog Posted July 12, 2011 Report Posted July 12, 2011 did this guy just call me a hamoen? wtf is a hamoen? Quote
carat Posted July 12, 2011 Author Report Posted July 12, 2011 If you were smart enough you would know. Bitch. Quote
No_Remorse Posted July 13, 2011 Report Posted July 13, 2011 I just decided to copy and paste "your" little rant into Google and those words aren't even your words... They originate from EG Forums you motherfucking, titty-sucking, two-balled bitch! Apparently you are not even smart enough to write your own post let alone understand the meaning of Hamoen. Quote
carat Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Posted July 13, 2011 I just decided to copy and paste "your" little rant into Google and those words aren't even your words... They originate from EG Forums you motherfucking, titty-sucking, two-balled bitch! Apparently you are not even smart enough to write your own post let alone understand the meaning of Hamoen. This kid is so desperate he has to google search the words that emotionally broke him. Quote
CRe Posted July 13, 2011 Report Posted July 13, 2011 And people say we need to ban abortion.... It's not hard to find people who give reasons to support it. 2 in this thread even. I lol'd. Quote
Avast Posted July 13, 2011 Report Posted July 13, 2011 I just decided to copy and paste "your" little rant into Google and those words aren't even your words... They originate from EG Forums you motherfucking, titty-sucking, two-balled bitch! Apparently you are not even smart enough to write your own post let alone understand the meaning of Hamoen. This kid is so desperate he has to google search the words that emotionally broke him. rofl Quote
No_Remorse Posted July 13, 2011 Report Posted July 13, 2011 This "kid" at least comes up with his own posts you unintelligent piece of garbage. So what's the verdict, why do you try to pass other people's words as your own?... Because you're an inbred, classless, thieving lowlife? Quote
007paul Posted July 27, 2011 Report Posted July 27, 2011 wow i am speechless. what you just said, is exactly what i am :S Quote
MetalHeadz Posted August 6, 2011 Report Posted August 6, 2011 (edited) hahaha carat, I had no idea you idolised me so much. how pathetic can you get? - delete edit: http://www.extreme-games.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=25960 Edited August 6, 2011 by Metalheadz Quote
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