Encyclopedia Dramatica Subspace

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has anyone seen this? looool

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Subspace/Continuum

 

i lulled at this the most ha

"Hockey Zone is where retards who are too stupid to kill another ship or capture a flag play. The only objective in Hockey Zone is to take a ball and shoot it into an oversized net. Ironically, the game is nothing at all like hockey; it's more like stabbing yourself in the face repeatedly. "

 

i wonder who wrote this

[L.C.]

lol, awesome.

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ahahahah i had a good laugh at this line, the author has a flare (no pun intended?) for the dramatic:

 

 

"Continuum has been on version .39 for at least 100 years. Priit has promised a new update every two weeks during that time."

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Yeah, this has been posted a while ago. Why won't Priit give us his sauce?

[Avast]

Lol this is really old. I must have seen this more than four years ago. =/

 

LOL best and most true part.

The main draw of Subspace was that it allowed its users to create their own zones, which are different servers with different rules and settings to cater to each player's desires. As you've probably guessed, each of these zones has its own unique way of failing.

 

HAHA something else I stand by

This zone prides itself as being the only zone to use the standard settings that Virgin Interactive implemented when the game was first released. The problem with this is that these settings were fucking horrible and full of fail and cancer; that's why people would rather create their own shitty zones than play in Chaos.

 

Damn this guy sounds more and more like me, im starting to think I made this when I was drunk

This zone is an exercise in what it means to truly fail. If you so much as tap an arrow key, you'll go flying in some random direction and lose all control of your ship. Holding down any of the weapon buttons fires an endless stream of bombs. Of course, it doesn't really fucking make a difference because, as the name suggests, everyone has energy levels of OVER 9000. Much like the shitty anime its based on, nobody has ever died in DBZ Zone. There is no real way to troll here since the players troll themselves by playing such a shitty zone. The owner changes the format of the zone every 6 month which turns out even shittier, but who cares? No one plays this already shitty zone anyways.

Edited March 22, 2011 by Avast