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  1. 1. How many times per day do you clean you teeth?

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    • I don't clean my teeth.
    • I have my teeth cleaned for me by Mexicans.
    • I have no teeth.
    • I just farted and a little bit of poop came out.


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Whats wrong with standing, and then bending over? and the wiping? Is there some notion that if you stand, shit will fall from your ass? Or something? because that's ridiculous. More poo flies across bathroom walls, when you flush the toilet with the the lid open.

 

There are no rules when it comes to wiping one's ass. You could just take a shower after if you want to save on toilet paper too. I was merely explaining the seated wipe method for those who could not comprehend it.

Posted (edited)

ya that's the why the Great Plague happened in England a few centuries ago

 

Plague? Plaque? Did I miss a link here?

Good job at knowing your history AND, more importantly, Googling it yourself you ignorant, arrogant, and lazy slob. It's practically common sense knowledge.

 

Did I claim I didn't know the plague? No I didn't. I just asked what the link was between plaque and the plague.

Way2fail at reading, I guess.

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lol @ overreactions in here...

 

1) Thank you NR for explaining to this gentleman the seated side-wipe technique

 

2) Avast: All I said was that <> cannot go to bed without brushing my teeth without feeling awful, and <> cannot start a day properly without brushing them cause the morning breath stinks. So, this brings me to my third and final point...

 

3) I'm curious... those who brush once a day, is it in the morning, or before going to bed?

 

4) I'm also curious about the reason why people use the seated side-wipe vs the standing bend-wipe... The obvious answer is that everyone believes everyone use the same technique as them, until they come across forums like these :p But still... Is it something that is passed on from generation to generation? Is it a regional thing? I wonder if there are studies about that...

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I brush once in the morning for fresh breath throughout the day.

 

As for my predisposition to the seated side-wipe, I'd say it's all about ergonomics for me... And perhaps laziness since most shits are taken in the morning. At least according to my biological shit-clock.

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It's the same for me, I brush once in the morning.

 

I don't wipe while seated, basically because I don't like to sit. Probably due to not liking to sit on public toilets. On public toilets I put paper around the rim and then sit down.

 

As for brushing at night, I do find sometimes if I just ate that my teeth feel icky or something, so I might brush twice a day. But usually drinking lots of water just cleans up the mouth enough for comfort to fall asleep. I don't really like the fresh breath feeling. I hate mints etc. Gum is okay, but those powerful mints, like halls, which give the same brush your teeth freshness are too much.

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