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  1. 1. How many times per day do you clean you teeth?

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1? How can you guys (go to bed)|(start the day) without a fresh breath?

Maybe 1 on the weekends for me, since I don't always brush them in the morning, unless I plan to get out (even if it's just to get some milk at the corner store)... But I can't start the day without brushing them, and I can't get to sleep without brushing them either.

 

It's like these people who wipe themselves while standing up after a #2... apparently they exist... I find it inconceivable. I learned that when I browsed too deep into the interweb forums... in the explosm.net forums if I remember correctly...

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Once in the shower. (it quite convenient)

And before going to bed - but I'm not as consistent by end of week, because I'm not always sober enough to pull it off. :p

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Posted (edited)

1? How can you guys (go to bed)|(start the day) without a fresh breath?

Maybe 1 on the weekends for me, since I don't always brush them in the morning, unless I plan to get out (even if it's just to get some milk at the corner store)... But I can't start the day without brushing them, and I can't get to sleep without brushing them either.

 

It's like these people who wipe themselves while standing up after a #2... apparently they exist... I find it inconceivable. I learned that when I browsed too deep into the interweb forums... in the explosm.net forums if I remember correctly...

 

Lol there is nothing wrong with one time a day. Especially if you floss it gets rid of everything. You act like we are eating toxic waste. It's just food that goes in our mouth. It's more of a problem to be way to clean, I think they named a Syndrome after that. You sound worse than some women with the way you protest. Whats even more funny is that you think toothpaste is safe. It can cause you more problems in five to ten years overusing toothpaste than not to brush. There is harmful shit in the Tomato they sell at the store, which you think is safe, and companies put a veil over your eyes making you think it comes from some beautiful farm in heaven or something. What you eat is the idea of a Tomato not a real Tomato. So never-mind our toothpaste. I can guarantee toothpaste is bad for you even if it's never swallowed. Also enjoy having No enamel? Or brushing away gum line from pushing the brush too hard? You know humans have an Immune system for a reason. It takes care of plaque. Once a day is just fine to have good breath too. Unless you really do eat toxic waste?

 

And whats wrong with wiping yourself when standing after Number 2? Are you supposed to stay seated on the toilet at all times, and wipe your ass by putting your hand between your legs from the front? Please explain the proper way to wipe your ass.

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i'd like to know as well... i cant even fit my arm between my legs like that to whipe without rubbing my arm along my balls.. heck i cant even reach back there from the front.
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1? How can you guys (go to bed)|(start the day) without a fresh breath?

Maybe 1 on the weekends for me, since I don't always brush them in the morning, unless I plan to get out (even if it's just to get some milk at the corner store)... But I can't start the day without brushing them, and I can't get to sleep without brushing them either.

 

It's like these people who wipe themselves while standing up after a #2... apparently they exist... I find it inconceivable. I learned that when I browsed too deep into the interweb forums... in the explosm.net forums if I remember correctly...

 

Lol there is nothing wrong with one time a day. Especially if you floss it gets rid of everything. You act like we are eating toxic waste. It's just food that goes in our mouth. It's more of a problem to be way to clean, I think they named a Syndrome after that. You sound worse than some women with the way you protest. Whats even more funny is that you think toothpaste is safe. It can cause you more problems in five to ten years overusing toothpaste than not to brush. There is harmful shit in the Tomato they sell at the store, which you think is safe, and companies put a veil over your eyes making you think it comes from some beautiful farm in heaven or something. What you eat is the idea of a Tomato not a real Tomato. So never-mind our toothpaste. I can guarantee toothpaste is bad for you even if it's never swallowed. Also enjoy having No enamel? Or brushing away gum line from pushing the brush too hard? You know humans have an Immune system for a reason. It takes care of plaque. Once a day is just fine to have good breath too. Unless you really do eat toxic waste?

 

And whats wrong with wiping yourself when standing after Number 2? Are you supposed to stay seated on the toilet at all times, and wipe your ass by putting your hand between your legs from the front? Please explain the proper way to wipe your ass.

 

I'm going to agree with Samapico. Both of my parents are dentists and both have always suggested brushing twice a day.

Brushing twice a day is not "way too clean", it's simply "clean."

Posted (edited)

1? How can you guys (go to bed)|(start the day) without a fresh breath?

Maybe 1 on the weekends for me, since I don't always brush them in the morning, unless I plan to get out (even if it's just to get some milk at the corner store)... But I can't start the day without brushing them, and I can't get to sleep without brushing them either.

 

It's like these people who wipe themselves while standing up after a #2... apparently they exist... I find it inconceivable. I learned that when I browsed too deep into the interweb forums... in the explosm.net forums if I remember correctly...

 

Lol there is nothing wrong with one time a day. Especially if you floss it gets rid of everything. You act like we are eating toxic waste. It's just food that goes in our mouth. It's more of a problem to be way to clean, I think they named a Syndrome after that. You sound worse than some women with the way you protest. Whats even more funny is that you think toothpaste is safe. It can cause you more problems in five to ten years overusing toothpaste than not to brush. There is harmful shit in the Tomato they sell at the store, which you think is safe, and companies put a veil over your eyes making you think it comes from some beautiful farm in heaven or something. What you eat is the idea of a Tomato not a real Tomato. So never-mind our toothpaste. I can guarantee toothpaste is bad for you even if it's never swallowed. Also enjoy having No enamel? Or brushing away gum line from pushing the brush too hard? You know humans have an Immune system for a reason. It takes care of plaque. Once a day is just fine to have good breath too. Unless you really do eat toxic waste?

 

And whats wrong with wiping yourself when standing after Number 2? Are you supposed to stay seated on the toilet at all times, and wipe your ass by putting your hand between your legs from the front? Please explain the proper way to wipe your ass.

 

I'm going to agree with Samapico. Both of my parents are dentists and both have always suggested brushing twice a day.

Brushing twice a day is not "way too clean", it's simply "clean."

 

There is a simple reason for all of this anyway.

 

Once a day - Single

Twice a day - Girlfriend

Never - Married

No Teeth - Deceased

Edited by Avast
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And whats wrong with wiping yourself when standing after Number 2? Are you supposed to stay seated on the toilet at all times, and wipe your ass by putting your hand between your legs from the front? Please explain the proper way to wipe your ass.

 

To properly wipe one's ass, one should lean aside on 1 butt cheek therefore creating an opening for one's hand.

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And whats wrong with wiping yourself when standing after Number 2? Are you supposed to stay seated on the toilet at all times, and wipe your ass by putting your hand between your legs from the front? Please explain the proper way to wipe your ass.

 

To properly wipe one's ass, one should lean aside on 1 butt cheek therefore creating an opening for one's hand.

 

Whats wrong with standing, and then bending over? and the wiping? Is there some notion that if you stand, shit will fall from your ass? Or something? because that's ridiculous. More poo flies across bathroom walls, when you flush the toilet with the the lid open.

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