Wargh!!! Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 I was searchin for new zones to try out, so i got the full list down, as you do.After searchin about 300 test zones i say one that looked offical enough... so i tried it. Being staff there will make no diff to my player exp opinions. Now, when i went in, there were a couple of -*BAD WORD*-os, an event running... and a strange map. I had no idea how this worked, then i saw the bots. (staff opinion ahead) those wretched, ugly piece-of...well... you know... bots shut down every 5-6 minutes. (staff opinion end) The bots wern't bad, i bought myself a warbird, and some other upgrade...then the upgrade didn't get prized. the bots were down. A FLOOD of continual BOT IS DOWN or GET OUT OF CENTER or bot is down or STFU came through like an avalanch. I understood this reasoning when someone won a 50k flag game, and got zilch in the money department, because of this. They got reimburesed, and they kept on flagging... i tried to rally a pub freq, but when i got 5-7 guys there, they were all over us with prox bombs from their decked-out javs.. yep, they had the full cheap ship. Veterans gain a large advantage in this area, and the way that they go about it was quite strange. They run around in a 1 bty warbird, (l1 guns) and maximize their monetary gain because the prizing for kills is soley based on ship amount, and bounty. I reset my acc.i got one of the staff members, who was very friendly and helpful, (coenny) to loan me 100000 to get me restarted. i bought myself a warbird, and then a curious instrument called 'antideath' I !@#$%^&*umed this rendered you somewhat invincable... but no, i was wrong.. .another staff member told me totype !info antideath... (i think bomook)and voila! all the details rushed to me, if the bot wasn't dead at the time i got it, and earnt about 50k in an hour or two... ifyou know how to fly, you earn tonsof money this way, and i somewhat knew. by this time, the players knew me well, and i was on to what everyone else calls late. (9PM here) since i live in New Zealand, i had a VERY convient timezone for fixin the bots...so, i thought i'd give it a shot. I got the zone's co-owner;s permission, he registered me with the master bot (who also dies, but more to the occasional side) and i started up. My mom gave me fishnchips that night, i had cold ones, probably covered with sweat. when i first took up the job, i thought, 'piece of cake, not enuff ppl to think that the bot would go down.... but then, came the huge flood.... oh yes... itwas down.i scrambled for the post-it i had written my commands on...'GOT IT!' i yelled as i quickly typed in the commands, and found no bot. i had summoned a bot to a custom arena... so, i moved the pop there until i could find out howto put it in pub. Everyone complained, but they stayed And then he came. Super-mod!TGG saved the day, and as far as i heard, gave the co-owner an undeserved flaming for not tellin me the right commands... dont get me wrong, he wasn't tryin to fool me, but he forgot one minor detail... Public 1 is '1' so, i ended up gettin semi-hired, andthey learnttostand me, but one of em chose to hate me, as he does all others... anyone who has been in desert storm, who know him, will know EXACTLY which mod im talking about. yes, Power_P(oofter) overall, it wasn't bad, and the moment was short-lived when the owner said: brain> Why is he in staff chat?TGG> i hired him for a whilebrain> he'll need to be voted on, just like everyone else.Power_P> ouch, -*BAD WORD*--slapped by the doc.Brain> if he's good, he'll go through. sure enough, i went through 5:0 because of forums not being pinned, i thought i could vote as well as the others. BIG mistake.. i dont really remember, but im pretty sure i got a good flaming for that, and then referred to the forums with the rules for 'junior mods' .... junior... not good.... anyways, i continued on, abusing arenas to the max, having random matrix fights with ppl, it was all good. till i tried to host an event. quiz. i sucked at making up questions... but i gave out cash for compensation. i tried to host a race in the hyperspace area... absolutly failed. had to give about 1k to everyone, and they were complaining the rest of the night. MY first *kill was to myself.I made up an annoying character, which was 'Death Be My Foot'. Bomook sure knows this name and i started floodin the chat-rooms with a crazy obsession for stating that the gamesucked. go play some other game. bomook actually enjoyed using *shutup all the time... didn't you bomook... it was Like one of those reaction games Because it was bugging all the other players, i killed the other alias for 5 mins. never came back. anywaysy we got our fairshare of hack threats, which are now net-banned, and we gotour fair share of just stupid ppl, so i *killed them too stupid, as in runing the game for everyone else. Then Dr Brain started talkin all this crap about ASSS. When i started asking about it, i actually didnt find it to be so crappy after all. For those that dont know, its basically bots in a jar...erm...server. And it seemed good.We switched, and LAG INFESTED came running everywhere... chat packets were being dropped, computers were freezing, itwas a disaster. So,brain took it down. And we wait, and lie dormant, waiting for the non-laggy HS to appear before our eyes, in which we will wreak havoc upon, which i wreak ?kick 5874248968 on. (?kick is *kill, now you can get the joke ) Quote
Bomook Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 eh, that was you? ah yes, I was about to kick you for like 10 minutes, but then things became quite amusing after I set a macro for ":Death-Be-My-Foot:*shutup" *shutupDeath-Be-My-Foot has left the arenaDeath-Be-My-Foot has entered the arenaDeath-Be-M> that game sucks!*shutupDeath-Be-My-Foot has left the arenaDeath-Be-My-Foot has entered the arenaDeath-Be-M> that game sucks!*shutup that occured every second maybe Quote
Wargh!!! Posted January 15, 2004 Author Report Posted January 15, 2004 i was at my dads, and i was bored.... Quote
Wargh!!! Posted January 15, 2004 Author Report Posted January 15, 2004 not really trained, alot of ppl are curious about how to become staff, this is how i did it, so you can basically shut ur trap Quote
FunkmastaD Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 This fool Wargh becomes a staff member and I'm not even considered lolHere comes another onset of depression j/k Quote
Dr Brain Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 Don't blame me! It was the smods! I swear! You can't prove anything! Quote
FunkmastaD Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 Yes Brain it was the smods...I have secret do-*BAD WORD*-ents going back before there was a staff that clearly state"I hate you Funk and you'll never become a staff member"it goes on and on and ends with "Muahahahahahahaha"lol ok just maybe I embellished on the quotations a little but you get the point Quote
Wargh!!! Posted January 16, 2004 Author Report Posted January 16, 2004 lol, depression, funk? i cant wait! j/k Quote
FunkmastaD Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 Ok Wargh needs to be axed from staff so he can write another novel about his crashing fall from being a staff member to becoming no better than the rest of us Quote
Wargh!!! Posted January 16, 2004 Author Report Posted January 16, 2004 lol, this, a novel...let me see.. *pastes into word and does a word count* not a novel, but not a short story either. (1046 words, - siggy and date posted) Quote
»D1st0rt Posted January 17, 2004 Report Posted January 17, 2004 Staffing is well... interesting to say the least... That's why all staff members have undercover names Quote
Siaon Posted January 18, 2004 Report Posted January 18, 2004 Ow gawd, now we'll have it.... N00bs from all over the world will start imitate Wargh's lifestyle and how he became staff to become staff(So they will reason) THX A BUNCH WARGH! GEEZ! Quote
Wargh!!! Posted January 18, 2004 Author Report Posted January 18, 2004 not many newbs live in New Zealand, and, need to fix badly coded bots Edit: I'd Be pretty flattered if ppl acted like me did i mention im a fully fledged arbiter now? Quote
»D1st0rt Posted January 18, 2004 Report Posted January 18, 2004 NOTE: Bot's aren't badly coded. They are excellently coded. The whole problem is that they exceeded the capacities of the bot core they were running on. Quote
Dr Brain Posted January 18, 2004 Report Posted January 18, 2004 Actually, it doesnt even exceed the capibilites of the TWCore. Rather, it needed position packets, something we had to get a modified core to do. When the core was being modified, bugs were introduced that caused the instabilites. Because we never found the problem, we ported to ASSS. Something that has hurt us in the short term, but will help us immensly in the long term. Quote
»D1st0rt Posted January 19, 2004 Report Posted January 19, 2004 ah... so that's what you were talkin bout Quote
Wargh!!! Posted January 19, 2004 Author Report Posted January 19, 2004 oh, i just thought some lazy -*BAD WORD*- had fooled around with it (brain ) nah just jokes man Quote
Joey Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 Wargh That Story Touched me so deeply, im drowing my sorror in a big fat DOuble Wopper. Quote
FunkmastaD Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 You know Joey you should go after our work's recordMy boss dared an employee to eat a 6 patty whopper loaded with toppingsWatching him eat it almost made me vomitThen he came back and took some chicken tendersHe was STILL hungry after the 6 beef Whopper!!!!It's one of the nastiest things I've seen at BK Quote
Bomook Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 lol, I've actually gotten a 5 patty (though they weren't all full-sized) at Wendy's before. I ordered a triple cheeseburger at about 2:00 AM, so I guess they just decided to give me all their left-over patties, since it was so late anyways. When they gave it to me, I was like "hmmm the bag seems heavier than usual", and then when I took out the burger, the wrapper was shaped like a sphere, not the usual burger shape; the burger alone weighed somewhere from 1 to 3 pounds. So then I bit into it, and I looked and saw that there were 5 patties mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... (I didn't go to sleep until about 5:00 AM that day because I was so full and bloated ) Quote
Dav Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 yum, all this talk of food has made me hungry Quote
FunkmastaD Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 You can't even wrap a 6 patty whopper it's been attempted and failedThe bet was if he ate it he'd get it for freeif he couldn't finish it then he'd have to pay full price for itFull price was around $20 for 1 burger lol Quote
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