Your wish is granted, Buuuuuut.....

[»freakmonger]

I wish the nukes magically disappear to never return again.

 

Your wish is granted, now China invades the United States and takes it over because the U.S. has no nuclear deterrence.

[LiDDiS]

I wished for the whole world to get aids, but instead the actual planet earth got aids.

[MillenniumMan]

Wish granted, but you have always had skitzophrenia and sometimes think you are someone else. You end up making 100 wishes, all of which include making your house "More FAB-U-LOUS!." The gay hidden personality starts coming out more and more after that, until you day you lose the real you.

 

I wish there was a competent president in office.

 

too bad schizophrenia is not multi-personality disorder.

 

until you day you lose the real you.

wtf

 

I wish there was a competent president in office.

Your wish is granted however now the rest of the world hates us for being better than them because nobody else has a competent leader in office. In turn they wind up nuking the planet and we all die.

 

I wish the nukes magically disappear to never return again.

 

 

Your wish is granted, however...

The nukes we had disappeared just as the Goa'uld were invading, leaving us completely defensless against their h'aTak cruisers and five large motherships in orbit. Now all we have to do is wait for the bombing sweeps to take us...

 

 

I wish that various anime, hentai and manga characters were real and walking among us as real people doing what they normaly do in their own worlds.

[Samapico]

Wish granted, but (that's an easy one) you get continuously tentacle-raped.

 

 

I wish I could slow time

[BDwinsAlt]

Wish granted. But you move so fast that no one can see you, and everyone appears frozen. You move so fast you reverse the world's rotation and everyone is slung off the earth. You are now all alone, with no one to talk to, living in a world in which you die in 5 normal seconds, but to you to seems like 80 long years.

 

I wish I could invent something to change the world for the better, and be remembered for it forever.

 

EDIT: Forgot English. Fixed error.

Edited March 6, 2010 by BDwinsAlt

[ect0pl4smX]

wish granted...but, instead of remembering only the good stuff that happened, you rememberd everything from your past even the bad stuff you did... makeing you feel so guilty and depressed it leaded you to kill yourself.

 

I wish santa as real

[BDwinsAlt]

POOF. Santa is real. But he isn't what you expected. He eats bad babies, and you're on the naughty list.

 

I wish Santa would leave me nice presents.

[MillenniumMan]

POOF. Santa is real. But he isn't what you expected. He eats bad babies, and you're on the naughty list.

 

I wish Santa would leave me nice presents.

 

Your wish is granted, but the milk and cookies that you left for santa got caught in his beard, and while he was wiping it out, some of it got smeared on his wish list. So when he read your name and what you wanted, he thought it said (M)ice instead of (N)ice. Now your house is infested, the f***ers are eating all the dry goods in your pantry and leaving poo pellets on your floor, rugs and mouth when you sleep. Chewing up your electrical wiring and cords for your computer, DVD player, cell phone charger and speakers.