Your wish is granted, Buuuuuut.....

[MillenniumMan]

This has been done on other boards, but I couldn't find this here so here it goes:

 

I'm going to post a wish, then when I've wished, you will grant my wish but offer me a consequence based around that wish. You then wish and the next one grants your wish with related consequences, and so on.

 

The consequenses can be a related side effect or literal or both.

 

IE:

Wish: You wish for a hot dog with spicy mustard.

 

Your wish is granted but it turns out that your psychotic b**** of a girlfriend microwaved your dog and served him to you for dinner without your realizing until you see that he's not at the kitchen table begging for bits of your dinner like he always does.

 

Or: Your wish is granted but the spicy mustard enflames your ulcers that you didn't know you had and you wind up in the hospital and have to have surgery to fix your stomach. The bill is well over $30,000

 

 

Ok, on with the game!

 

I wish I hadn't eaten at McDonalds this morning...

[»Xog]

This has been done on other boards, but I couldn't find this here so here it goes:

 

I'm going to post a wish, then when I've wished, you will grant my wish but offer me a consequence based around that wish. You then wish and the next one grants your wish with related consequences, and so on.

 

The consequenses can be a related side effect or literal or both.

 

IE:

Wish: You wish for a hot dog with spicy mustard.

 

Your wish is granted but it turns out that your psychotic b**** of a girlfriend microwaved your dog and served him to you for dinner without your realizing until you see that he's not at the kitchen table begging for bits of your dinner like he always does.

 

Or: Your wish is granted but the spicy mustard enflames your ulcers that you didn't know you had and you wind up in the hospital and have to have surgery to fix your stomach. The bill is well over $30,000

 

 

Ok, on with the game!

 

I wish I hadn't eaten at McDonalds this morning...

 

Your wish was granted, but you actually wound up eating at a run-down cheap copy of IHOP called IHAP. IHAP stands for I Had A Penis.

 

I wish that on my way home, I discover a bunch of bags of money in my house that amount up to $20,000,000.00.

[Samapico]

You find the bags alright. 2 minutes later the SWAT comes in and kicks your ass (Eagle Eye anyone? )

 

 

I wish I wasn't posting here at the moment.

[rootbear75]

Poof your wish is granted but all of your other posts on this board are deleted. As well as any files or other projects you have done. (byebye DCME)

 

I wish the girl i've been talking to would stop wanting to wait and at least meet me for lunch.

[L.C.]

Babble booble! Your wish has been granted, but in the restroom you find out that she is a he.

 

I wish Audrey were a man and changed his username to Charlie.

[aquarius]

Poof, your wish has been granted and Audrey is now a man named Charlie.

 

Only to find out that Audrey was a man named Charlie all along.

 

I wish I had the ability to boot noobs off ssdev chat.

[Synister]

Wish granted, you can now boot noobs off ssdev chat but you can only do it after filling out 30 pages of forms and writing a 3000 word essay on why you did it, then wait 2 years for SSCouncil to read/review and accept it.

 

I wish I woke up one day to find out I'm invincible! =D

[L.C.]

Wish granted, you can now boot noobs off ssdev chat but you can only do it after filling out 30 pages of forms and writing a 3000 word essay on why you did it, then wait 2 years for SSCouncil to read/review and accept it.

 

I wish I woke up one day to find out I'm invincible! =D

Booble babble! Your wish has been granted, only to find out that Audrey -- being made of kryptonite -- is your weakness.

 

I wish for a wish with no limits or conditions so that I could make a wish with no limits or conditions to make a wish with no limits or conditions for making a wish with no limits or conditions.

[aquarius]

Poof wish granted, only to find out you suck at this game thus your wishes suck and you get nothing.

 

I wish I had a billion dollars to make a tv commercial to promote subspace that showed some awesome gameplay screencaps then said in adult swim style [All your base are belong to us] - [yea, you suck at space ships] - [getcontinuum.com] - [eat greens] AND THEN so many people would download/play that all the SSC zones wouldn't be able to handle all the players so all the smaller zones would end up having 100's of players

[Samapico]

Poof! Wish granted! New players rush in by the thousands... but then they end up finding this very topic, and notice how much we are pathetic, spread the news, and the subspace community is mocked by all, 4chan takes part of it and manages to crash the servers, the game dies.

 

I wish a painful death on all of you

[BDwinsAlt]

I wish a painful death on all of you

Poof! Wish granted, but you are also killed in the nuclear meltdown.

 

I wish for anything I desire without any negative consequences despite what the following posts may say.

[Synister]

Wish granted, but one day you decide to try out that new restaurant and you order all the spicy food, you get home and find out you have food poisoning. R.I.P.

 

I wish Continuum had a bigger player population lol.

[BDwinsAlt]

I wish Continuum had a bigger player population lol.

Poof. Wish granted, but more players means more netbans, and you get caught in someone else's netban and are denied a banfree.

 

I wish I had more security in my life, such as job/money.

 

 

Note: My fortune cookie said I will be showered with good luck, and I found a cricket in my house (sign of good luck) and things seem to be working out.

Then again, I have been praying a lot, too

[Samapico]

A cricket in your house isn't a sign of good luck... it's a sign some doors or windows are not closing properly.

[BDwinsAlt]

A cricket in your house isn't a sign of good luck... it's a sign some doors or windows are not closing properly.

It's Alabama, anyway thanks for ruining the spam topic. I'll respond to my own post then.

 

My wish is granted, but I now have a new-found security. The FBI watches my every move and documents my web-browsing.

 

 

I wish a new continuum client would come out finally.

[L.C.]

A cricket in your house isn't a sign of good luck... it's a sign some doors or windows are not closing properly.

It's Alabama, anyway thanks for ruining the spam topic. I'll respond to my own post then.

 

My wish is granted, but I now have a new-found security. The FBI watches my every move and documents my web-browsing.

 

 

I wish a new continuum client would come out finally.

Your wish has been granted, but it turns out that lolclient becomes a complete disaster and a new client has to be coded again.

 

I wish for ASSS to get polished up to Subgame2 quality/ease some day so that newbies could utilize AS3 as they can to Subgame2's fullest -- straight out of the box.

Edited February 24, 2010 by L.C.

[BDwinsAlt]

Bada-bing bada-boom

 

ASSS is easier to use than ever before! Sadly, PriitK has died and did not pass on the source code.

 

I wish everyone had all their wishes come true.

 

On a serious note since L.C. brought it up... I am revising some of the conf files in ASSS.

Mostly reorganizing things so it's easier to spot and edit on the fly.

 

I edited the readme. This is the intro, the original is not included here, but is below the revised version in the file.

 

Revised Readme
======================================================================
Here's what you need to do...

1. CONFIGURE SERVER DETAILS
 1:  Go to your CONF directory.  It has the files you need to edit.
 2:  global.conf; edit your zone information
 3:  staff.conf; edit your staff members
 4:  modules.conf; select which modules you want to use

2. CONFIGURE MAP DETAILS
 1:  In the main directory, select MAPS, and add your own map
 2:  In the main directory, select arenas/(default), open arena.conf
 3:  Change the name of map to what ever your new map is named

3. EDIT MISC STUFF
     news.txt

4. START THE SERVER
     WINDOWS- click ASSS.bat (located in the main directory)
     LINUX- use './bin/asss' (terminal in the main directory)

5.  SHUTDOWN THE SERVER
     Press Ctrl + C   *or*  type '?shutdown' in game

 

This readme along with the comments/examples in the revised, reorganized versions should help a lot. I'll post when I finish.

[MillenniumMan]

A cricket in your house isn't a sign of good luck... it's a sign some doors or windows are not closing properly.

It's Alabama, anyway thanks for ruining the spam topic. I'll respond to my own post then.

 

My wish is granted, but I now have a new-found security. The FBI watches my every move and documents my web-browsing.

 

 

I wish a new continuum client would come out finally.

Your wish has been granted, but it turns out that lolclient becomes a complete disaster and a new client has to be coded again.

 

I wish for ASSS to get polished up to Subgame2 quality/ease some day so that newbies could utilize AS3 as they can to Subgame2's fullest -- straight out of the box.

 

 

Your wish is granted, however as word spread of this new game server, tens of thousands flocked to the new game all at once, overloading servers and bandwith that just couldn't take the newbs who came to play, thus crashing the whole SSnetwork at once.

 

I wish George Romero and Tom Savini were my next door neighbors.

[ect0pl4smX]

Wish granted. Well, they turned gay and skrewed you in the butt...at the same time. I wish i could jump really high, and not get hurt while hitting the ground.

[rootbear75]

POOF: You jump really high, but you jump so high, you jump into the sun and die.

 

 

I wish I could afford flying lessons.

[Synister]

Wish granted, you can afford flying lessons, but you can only afford the really cheap lessons from a bad pilot who shows up intoxicated and forgets parachutes, which later mid flight you run out of gas and crash. Damn.

 

I wish it stopped snowing.

[»Xog]

Wish granted, you can afford flying lessons, but you can only afford the really cheap lessons from a bad pilot who shows up intoxicated and forgets parachutes, which later mid flight you run out of gas and crash. Damn.

 

I wish it stopped snowing.

 

Your wish is granted - it stopped snowing. Now it's acid rain.

 

I wish that I could grant myself 100 wishes that were my own thoughts and not rigged.

[BDwinsAlt]

Wish granted, but you have always had skitzophrenia and sometimes think you are someone else. You end up making 100 wishes, all of which include making your house "More FAB-U-LOUS!." The gay hidden personality starts coming out more and more after that, until you day you lose the real you.

 

I wish there was a competent president in office.

[»freakmonger]

I wish you guys would get outside more...? Edited February 27, 2010 by freakmonger

[»Xog]

Wish granted, but you have always had skitzophrenia and sometimes think you are someone else. You end up making 100 wishes, all of which include making your house "More FAB-U-LOUS!." The gay hidden personality starts coming out more and more after that, until you day you lose the real you.

 

I wish there was a competent president in office.

 

too bad schizophrenia is not multi-personality disorder.

 

until you day you lose the real you.

wtf

 

I wish there was a competent president in office.

Your wish is granted however now the rest of the world hates us for being better than them because nobody else has a competent leader in office. In turn they wind up nuking the planet and we all die.

 

I wish the nukes magically disappear to never return again.