Dude wheres my car? -by mage+

[Asteroid]

This story begins was called to XDOOMS mansion. Owner of Devastation land and leading contributor to the police recreational fund. Xdoom assistant, Hakaku, reported that one of Xdoom's car was missing after one of his staff zone picnics.

 

 

-Xdooms mansion-

Officer tm_master> Huh? all this fuss over that old peice of junk? I woulda thought nuke-boy coulda afford a new car!

Hakaku> Our susten of justice is in the hands of critins!

Hakaku> That's Xdooms prized bugatti royale, valued at $9.8 million

Officer tm_master> Oh sure I knew that.

Officer Anna> Hey tm_master looks like it's our old nemesis "Mageyo" left his calling card!

Officer tm_master> So he's graduated to hot cars now, eh? I always knew experimenting with graffiti would lead him up to the hard stuff!

XDOOM> You'll see to it that my auto is returned infact, newb -- that is, if you want your department fund retirement fund to remain solvent!

Officer tm_master> "ulp" let's roll, boys!

 

 

 

 

 

-Inside car-

Officer tm_master> It'll be a pleasure nailing that "Mageyo" creep! this time...it's personal!

Officer Anna> Wow! you really want to take down "Mageyo" after what he did to your young partner last time huh?

Officer Synook> Imagin -- Graffiti inside his locker at the station house! the poor guy got laughed off the force!

Officer tm_master> Knock it off guys! It's still too painful!

Officer tm_master> Calling central! come in, central!

Officer Nike!> tm! ive been tryig to reach you, the hardened criminal known as Aeroplane jelly broke jail two hours! he's armed and dangerous.

tm_master> Let 'imwait I want an A.p.b on "mageyo"

Officer anna> Take a gander, tm! that spray paint on the devamart dumpster looks fresh!

Officer tm_master> hmm..Maybe we can pick up some clues inside along with few raising swirl pastries!

 

 

 

-Inside shop-

Officer tm_master> Ohmigosh! we're too late! Looks like spray can boy beat us here! so Mageyo rubbed him out! I guess we can add a new charge to the rap sheet.. (MURDER ONE)

Officer anna> Look he's okay!

Storekeeper SoS> I slipped and shattered this big containter of sauce! my paycheck will be reduced to compensate for the loss! unless...

...perhaps i can mop up a sufficient quantity to refill the machine.

 

 

-outside shop-

Wee headed out into the night again. the devamart had yielded no new leads, but my cops sixth sense told me we were close! we hit the all-night hardware store to see if there had been any unusualy paint purchases this evening, this led us to a nearby auto body shop.

 

Officer tm_master> This is probably "Mageyo's" hot car drop! they repaint 'em and drive 'em across the state line to sell! I'll bet XDOOM's jalopy is in there right now!

Officer anna> Freeze! this is the police!

jds> Woah! No need to get pushy cop-dewds! just bring youur wheels on in he's almost done with mine!

jds> Kewl huh? this wud look awsome on your cop-mobile!

Officer nike!> Check this out!

 

 

 

-outside car shop-

Officer nike!> The paints still wet he must be nearby.

Officer tm_master> Iv'e got a hunch he went down this alley! come on!

Officer Anna> What the tm Look out!

 

Suddenly, the world turned upside-down. a black pool opened at my feet, and i dope or is that dived in?

 

Officer anna> I tried to warn you, that's a mighty big puddle there!

Officer anna> hey look!

Officer anna> It's Aeroplane jelly, coming out the back door of the bank! gee they've really extended their business hours!

Officer Nike!> say, this graffiti spree started the same time that Aeroplane jelly broke jail! all the peices fit!

Officer tm_master> Boys, I think we've got our man! Aeroplane jelly, alias (MAGEYO)

 

 

Aeroplane Jelly> Haw haw! you'll never catch me coppers

-jumps over fence-

tm_master> "Unnnn" Give me a boost guys.

Officer anna> Hey!

Officer tm> Ooof!

Officer nike> oww!

-as all three cops fall down-

Officer tm_master> Okay I've got a better idea. Lets go around the block and cut him off!

 

 

Aeroplane jelly> ???

Mage+> ???

-Aeroplane jelly see's mage+ graffiting "Mageyo"-

Aeroplane jelly tries to grab mage and hurt him mage+ quickly sprays spray paint in his eyes and runs.

 

Officer tm_master> theres xdooms care! we've got aeroplane cornered!

Officer tm_master> looks like the darn spraycan must have backfire on him! how ironic that "mageyo's" career is ended by very device with which he wrought so much havoc!

Aeroplane jelly> It wasn't me it was that punk kid!

Officer anna> sure aero..

 

 

It's the best part of any case whe you snap the cuffs on the uilty party and he's helping in the grip of the long arm of the law so you can taunt him all you want!

 

Aeroplane jelly> you've got nothing on me coppers! you can't make this bust stick!

 

Officer nike> thats what you think thanks to you previous convictions and out state's new "three strikes" law, one count of felony wall-writing is enough to put you away for good.

 

Officer anna> nice work boys, talk about nailing two jailbirds with one stone! not onle is aeroplane back behind bars where he belongs...

 

"...but I have a hunch we won't bee seeing any more of "Mageyo" for a long time!"

 

-Mage+ Sprays Mageyo on the back of the police car"- the end

Edited October 31, 2009 by Asteroid

[whalz]

pretty imppresive, GOOD READLOL

[No_Remorse]

This story needs more NR. YOU KNOWWW DAT BABY