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My text messages as I woke up this morning:

 

Apparerently they're going cremate MJ to mix him with Curry powder, he wrote in his will that he wanted the kids to feel him in their arse one last time.

 

I heard that they were going to melt MJ down into small toys so the kiddies could play with him for a change.

 

When the cops searched the apartment for narcotics, they found Class A drugs in the Kitchen, Class B drugs in the Bathroom and half of class 5C hiding in the Bedroom.

 

What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag - one is white plastic and dangerous to children - the other you carry your shopping in.

 

Why did MJ place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men - He thought it was a delivery service.

 

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Heh

 

-Lynx

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Oh god! Guys.... i love you hahahaahahahahaha

 

I been going in a arguement with some random fat chick on facebook because my status is "And -1 pedo on earth"

 

I see as usual i just speak loud what ppl think blum.gif

 

THANK YOU, that was funny as hell

Posted
.. i dont know what to say, michael jackson was one of the biggest legends and icons of all time.. he just passed away and u guys r talking shit? now i remember why i quit going on this forum
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He stopped being a legend when he turned white and started holding babies out windows and etc....The list goes on.

 

It's like saying Mark McGwire was a legend, until everyone found out he used steroids etc.

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Don't get me wrong, his music and dancing was amazing...

Billie Jean

Don't Stop till you get enough

 

Those were good and another one can't get the name in my head.

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