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ilgfishy> whats a somthing good to go with ot?

lol.> i overthrusted into your mom

bad digest> I tore up her power strip

bad digest> Shes gonna need some compression in the core :/

Amerika> i bursted in her portal

Mistarbob> I dropped in her flag room.

bad digest> I leaked.

bad digest> gg.

Atreus> i made your mom's sphere resonate so hard that she leaked

Amerika> ILL BURST IN YOUR PORTAL, BITCH

bad digest> Look at his he missile, its splash is so large she ad to run.

lol.> gonna be called, "Hyper in her Space"

Atreus> i showed your mom the splash damage from my HE missile

lol.> i still think overthrusted into her with man fins is such a good line

Mistarbob> I fired my Pea Shooter in her Compression Core.

Linear-Key> Lightning ripped between her dual cores

Linear-Key> After getting an extra mount she was taking on three at once

Atreus> i laid a brick on your mom and then bursted all over her until she was out of energy

lol.> I trapped your mom in a field and bursted all over her

lol.> dream of me overthrusting into you with man fins

foobarz> my bullet shot at your mom and then she burst

Linear-Key> Your mom flashed me, which turned up my drive

Atreus> i shot my pea shooter into your mom's interdimensional drive

Arry> Your mom used her alien technology to sublight my drives

Atreus> I injected my baryons into your mom's temporal core

lol.> I was going so hard, she needed an inertial damper.

bad digest> I took out the shredder while i laughed at his tiny pea shooter...what a newb.

Atreus> your mom wanted us to use a glow cover so that my plasma cannon wouldnt cause her so much damage

Arnk Dylie> I laid a field for your mother and we made some lightning.

lol.> Your mother said that I didn't have enough experience, but I had enough money to make up for it

OrangeeoZ> going to drop here cuz I feel like it

Linear-Key> I engaged my retro rockets and shocked her matrix

lol.> this is the most i've used to buy menu ever

Arry> after the funeral I cobalted your mom and the whole procession

lol.> Your mother jumped right on my engine

Atreus> i summoned your mom and she attached to me without losing any energy

Amerika> i clustered her portal

Arry> you should listnewb lol. for that... "this is the most i've used the buy menu ever"

lol.> I told her that I would be all over her like armor, but she told me I was just consumable

Linear-Key> I was unstoppable with my HE missile and solid nutronium

Atreus> I was on your mom, sucking her energy like a parasite, but then i covered her with my shell

lol.> I burst inside your mother so hard that I filled her to capacity

Arnk Dylie> should've used a protect mount

beels> i upgraded my pea shooter to a gigajoulrailgun.. now it wont fit the her hangar

Linear-Key> I jumped through her gates so hard she went into another dimensionD

lol.> we hit the wall so hard that we shook from the impact

lol.> I bursted all over your mother and gave her a string of pearls

Linear-Key> My javelin came from behind and ploughed through a string of pearls

lol.> I hopped so much your mother forced me to spectate

foobarz> your mom's power strip was very arousing, so I ?gave her $100

Atreus> your mom made me spectate... she said that i ate too much

bad digest> I didnt bang your prostitute mother because .?give 100 is the limit.

bad digest> i asked her if she was from heaven, she said .?go hell

Linear-Key> Your mom was using 3rd party toys so I let her play with my ban hammer

lol.> I overthrusted into your mother so hard that she was radiating while coiled up afterwards

Amerika> i made your moms coils radiate

project dr> i gave your mom a systems optimizer

Arry> I parked all my ships up in your mom's capacity and then I used my alien technology to mount her reactor plant, I spent all my consumables firing my guns and feeling her bombs.

Linear-Key> I broke through her dual cores with my alpha-male sex-drive

Atreus> your mom is like a lanc: she is fat and slow, but i attach to her anyways

emit> my energy was depleted from an engine shutdown so to a full recharge and was ready to go

Atreus> all of the men on your mom's private freq have pea shooters and very little experience

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  • 2 months later...
Posted

Even if i Am 2 months late, this is great. :tongue:

Amerika's attempts were such fail haha

 

Arry> after the funeral I cobalted your mom and the whole procession

somebody's a happy camper... wut.gif

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  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

I hate everyone involved with that "conversation" and this thread.

OFF topic:You posted in this thread... doesn't that involve you?

 

On topic: Gotta say that convo is pretty sad.. only thing worse than that are wow nerds that talk about sex.

  • 1 month later...
Posted

Atreus> i laid a brick on your mom and then bursted all over her until she was out of energy

Arnk Dylie> should've used a protect mount

Atreus> your mom is like a lanc: she is fat and slow, but i attach to her anyways

 

FUNNY

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