Fact Generator

[rootbear75]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473268

 

 

Post the best one it comes up with you:

 

"rootbear75 gets erections in a shower unless a cop is watching."

[Hakaku]

"Hakaku hugs your mother while minigolfing even though we said not to"

[Incomplete]

Sometimes Incomplete mows the lawn while minigolfing after exiting a fitting room

[Yavaris]

Yav always mows the lawn near a school zone before putting pants on.

 

Yav always jacks off at the soccer game even though we said not to.

 

Yav gets erections with the cops as if human life is at risk.

 

Yav jacks off in front of your house if someone flips me the bird.

Edited December 12, 2008 by Yavaris

[Kamakazied]

Kam-A-Ka-Zie usually hugs your mother in a shower before putting pants on.

Kam-A-Ka-Zie usually jacks off at a highschool reunion in order to help treat global warming.

Sometimes Kam-A-Ka-Zie zips my zipper against a wall as if human life is at risk.

[Cancer+]

Cancer invents things at the water park until somebody asks what's going on.

[CRe]

Sometimes cReEmY cures cancer down an alley in order to help treat global warming.

[Samapico]

Sam jacks off with the cops if it's wednesday, thursday, or monday.

 

Sam usually invents things down an alley in order to help treat global warming.

 

I'm a perverted genius.

[No_Remorse]

NR zips my zipper at the water park before putting pants on.

 

NR usually questions love against a wall while K-Guare is on the toilet.

 

NR usually wrestles bears at a mall as long as K-Guare approves.

[Samapico]

who the hell is K-Guare? some newgrounds celebrity or something?

 

edit: oh, it's the guy who submitted it

[»Purge]

"Purge always jacks off around town in order to help treat global warming."

 

Sam, we should hang out.

[Cancer+]

Cancer purchases boxers at the soccer game in order to help treat global warming.

 

I think im the weirdest

[rootbear75]

rootbear75 jacks off near a school zone until somebody asks what's going on.

>uhh, nothing...

 

rootbear75 always wears a camouflage scarf on a lawn before putting pants on.

 

rootbear75 jacks off in front of your house just like yesterday.

 

rootbear75 destroys relationships down an alley if someone flips me the bird.

Edited December 13, 2008 by rootbear75