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My problem is that i have a cronic erectile function... now there is nothing 'wrong' with me, but i get horny at really strange times, my mind will wander to some sweet !@#$%^&*, or the night before.. and bam i got a hardon.. now this can happen at work, right now.. biking down the road, .. im jus a really horny guy.. does anyone else have a simmilar problem , or am i alone here! give_rose.gif Edited by JDS
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Maybe you should stare at women more often and maybe this wouldn't happen.

 

Or you could stare at any one of the women that play subspace thus destroying any possible !@#$%^&* you can get in the future.

 

Edit: Yes, I am an !@#$%^&*hole. And, yes I am a jerk. Oh. And I also don't give a !@#$%^&*.

 

2nd Edit: I got rick rolled in the !@#$%^&* 5 times today.

 

3rd Edit: Oh, and I haven't gotten any sleep tonight.

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Well, I use the tried and true "Get it over with" technique - have since I was about 13. blum.gif

 

Just jerk off in the bathroom or shower shortly before you go out - you might still get an erection, but it'll be smaller and much easier to get rid of. Just thinking about something else for a few seconds is enough to start causing the little guy to droop. Obviously, if you get erections no matter what you're doing, it'll be harder to prevent than if you specifically target arousing situations, like being at a pool party or whatever, but at least you'll have some protection.

 

Either that or get yourself a pair of loose shorts with a belt, and stuff a little cotton in your underwear or something? :rolleyes:

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