You know gar's posts are too long when...

[op2rules]

1. Your screen can't cover all the text written.

2. The scroll button on your mouse needs to be constantly turned.

3. The page containing gars post takes roughly 50% longer to open than most other forum pages.

 

 

Now continue on to 100 and you get 1k$ from me.

[rootbear75]

4. You fall asleep halfway through them.

5. You stop caring.

6. You start to think he is an !@#$%^&*hole

7. It takes him 2 hours to post it. And 1 hour for you to read.

8. You start to think how sad his life must be.

[Gar]

9. Teenagers forgot their ritalin and can't handle reading for 5 minutes, and you wonder how they ever got through school.

[rootbear75]

10. Gar makes a feeble attempt to defend his posts. Edited August 13, 2008 by rootbear75

[X`terrania]

11. Feeble attempts at defending against kids with down-syndrome and unfunny comments about gar and his posts

[tcsoccer and neptune]

12: When op2rules decides to start a pointless thread about gar.

100: When you lose count (You owe me 1k)

[Suicide_Run]

Gar's post is GAR Edited August 13, 2008 by Suicide_Run

[vetta64]

14. You don't even read Gar's post you just move on to whoever replied first and see if they have summerized it for you.

[rootbear75]

14. You don't even read Gar's post you just move on to whoever replied first and see if they have summerized it for you.

rofl so true

[tcsoccer and neptune]

thats what i do lol

[op2rules]

haha yea me too

 

15. You fall asleep half-way through, wake up, skip a couple pages, read the last few lines, and understand what he said perfectly.

[vetta64]

16. You close the forum and go back to playing HS

[tcsoccer and neptune]

17. You reply something afterward hoping that it relates to Gars post.

[tcsoccer and neptune]

18. You mark your spot, and come back to read it later.

19. You copy his post and give it to your teacher as an extra credit report.

[vetta64]

20. Who is Gar again?

[rootbear75]

21. You groan at the topic !@#$%^&*le (before even opening it)

22. You turn the computer monitor on its side and say, "That's much better."

23. The first 3 or 4 posts consist of only TLDR (too long, didnt read)

Edited August 20, 2008 by rootbear75

[vetta64]

24. you actually go back to work (man thats pretty bad)

[op2rules]

25. Yea read the first sentence of each paragraph and understand the post perfectly.

[tcsoccer and neptune]

26. Neptune stops caring about this useless topic that was meant to be funny, but instead failed.

[op2rules]

27. lol dint rly fail it was kind4 funny loolol

[Dagger171]

28. It was more interesting then writing about the collapse of our civilization.