The Underground Empire

[FMBI]

From the same man who linked you to Satan's Rapture, comes the biggest coverup of the milennium. The Underground Empire reveals the truth about the dire fate awaiting California - and, indeed the whole world.

[X`terrania]

I'm not going to bother reading it because I know most of the !@#$%^&* you produce is usually re!@#$%^&*ed/annoying, but there has been a lot of talk about California falling into the !@#$%^&*ing ocean. The comedian Bill Hicks did some material on it too, Arizona Bay, and uhhh TOOL's famous song called Aenima is based on it as well.

 

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The lyrics:

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Some say the end is near

Some say we'll see armageddon soon

I certainly hope we will

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

Bull!@#$%^&* three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless !@#$%^&*ing hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away

Any !@#$%^&*ing time, any !@#$%^&*ing day

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay

 

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car

 

It's a

Bull!@#$%^&* three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless !@#$%^&*ing hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away

Any !@#$%^&*ing time, any !@#$%^&*ing day

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay

 

Some say a comet will fall from the sky

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipASSS

 

Some say the end is near

Some say we'll see armageddon soon

I certainly hope we will 'cause

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

Silly !@#$%^&*, stupid !@#$%^&*...

 

One great big festering neon distraction,

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied

 

Learn to swim

 

Mom's gonna fix it all soon

Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be

 

Learn to swim

 

!@#$%^&* L. Ron Hubbard and

!@#$%^&* all his clones

!@#$%^&* all those gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes

 

Learn to swim

 

!@#$%^&* retro anything

!@#$%^&* your tattoos

!@#$%^&* all you junkies and

!@#$%^&* your short memory

 

Learn to swim

 

!@#$%^&* smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas

!@#$%^&* these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses

 

Learn to swim

 

'cause I'm praying for mayhem

And I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way

I wanna watch it all go down

Mom please flush it all away

I wanna see it go right in and down

I wanna watch it go right in

Watch you flush it all away

 

Time to bring it down again

Don't just call me pessimist

Try and read between the lines

 

I can't imagine why you wouldn't

Welcome any change, my friend

 

I wanna see it all come down

Suck it down

Flush it down

 

That's right, when L.A. falls in the !@#$%^&*ing ocean and is flushed away, all it will leave is Arizona Bay.