★ Lynx Posted July 9, 2008 Report Posted July 9, 2008 Sauce The Sierra Nevada Corporation claimed this week that it is ready to begin production on the MEDUSA, a !@#$%^&*ed scary ray gun that uses the "microwave audio effect" to implant sounds and perhaps even specific messages inside people's heads. Short for Mob Excess Deterrent Using Silent Audio, MEDUSA creates the audio effect with short microwave pulses. The pulses create a shockwave inside the skull that's detected by the ears, and basically makes you think you're going balls-to-the-wall bat!@#$%^&* insane. The MEDUSA can also "produce recognizable sounds" and is aimed primarily at military uses, but New Scientist revealed there are other uses in the works, too. -Lynx
Suicide_Run Posted July 9, 2008 Report Posted July 9, 2008 So thats why I keep hearing a leprecon telling me to kill people/break stuff The Ladder Theory - How high are you on the ladder? http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1228/unseeov9.gif
Cancer+ Posted July 9, 2008 Report Posted July 9, 2008 So now we can say "this voice told me to kill this guy" and you won't go to jail or be insane. http://card.mygamercard.net/gelsig/black/cancer2687.png
FMBI Posted July 9, 2008 Report Posted July 9, 2008 (edited) Ooh, how about we put this together with Raytheon's puppies and sunshine and daisies ray! Edited July 9, 2008 by Finland My BorgInvasion I FUCKING HATE THIS VERSION OF THE FORUMS. IF YOU FUCKING HATE THIS VERSION OF THE FORUMS, PASS THIS SIGNATURE ON TO SIX PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR A FAT HAIRY AXE-MURDERER (this man identifies himself as "rootbear") WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN. AND YOU.
🜲 Samapico Posted July 9, 2008 Report Posted July 9, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
MikeTheNose Posted July 9, 2008 Report Posted July 9, 2008 Very dangerous in the wrong hands..... - MikeTheNose- Subspace Central Network BanG Administrator-------------------------------------"I have never wavered in my commitments to this zone and I am certainly not doing so now." You just did.
★ Lynx Posted July 9, 2008 Author Report Posted July 9, 2008 Yeah - I wonder what it'd look like to turn that up to 11 though.. -Lynx
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