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Why would we donate to a middle-aged man who claims to have scarlet feces?

 

 

Edit - Oh, and by the way, are you trying to streak the lotto again?

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i dunno where else to put this, is there some arcade forum? anyway, this is related and i dont want to make a re!@#$%^&*ed new topic.

 

just to say. thx for wasting like 3 of my hrs playing that battle pong trash. wtf. that game is all luck past like 1000. even up to 1000, you can lose anywhere after like 400 score cause theres the chance that the computer will get a paddle the size of the !@#$%^&*anic and move like speedy gonzalez. maybe im missing part of the rules, there isnt a way to get rid of !@#$%^&*ty powerups is there? i mean, i can handle the up/down reversal !@#$%^&*. but when i get 3 paddle size reducers or 3 movement speed reducers then im !@#$%^&*ed. i've had several 1200 games. one game i was about to win at 1200, until the computer did one of those elite hits where it bounces off like 15 powerups (if it had hit it like a split second earlier then it woulda done that cool thing where it scores on itself until it loses, ive had a round like that end in 2 seconds). anyhow, it ended up with a god!@#$%^&* king kong size paddle moving at light speed. plus it's kinda dumb cause a reverse direction powerup for the player is basically a second score. i mean, u just use it right after you score. get a couple of those at 1200 level and youve got it in the bag already (but i always get crappy powerups when i get to 1200, maybe its like coded in the game). anyway, it's also cool when the computer does that jig where it just decides to go to the top or bottom and sit there for a few rounds.

 

ahh. ok. that's enough for now.

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The Gamers lounge can be used for all things Arcade

 

it's also cool when the computer does that jig where it just decides to go to the top or bottom and sit there for a few rounds.
I'm pretty sure that is what happens to him when he gets a up/down reversed powerup.

 

And lol, at some point the CPU had his paddle VANISH lol! It was so small it disappeared... I would have thought there was a limit to the smallness, but NO lol!

 

That game is fun anyway

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A lot of those games are buggy, actually. Was playing Breakout earlier and the ball was flying through the edge of the paddle. Nothing like Bananoids or Steve Moraff's version. ;) Edited by Finland My BorgInvasion
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Breakout sucks, I have to agree to that. It doesn't consider the shape of the ball at all, you have to hit the center of the ball pretty much.

 

There are a lot of games like that though... getting better one(s) right now

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The Gamers lounge can be used for all things Arcade

 

it's also cool when the computer does that jig where it just decides to go to the top or bottom and sit there for a few rounds.
I'm pretty sure that is what happens to him when he gets a up/down reversed powerup.

 

And lol, at some point the CPU had his paddle VANISH lol! It was so small it disappeared... I would have thought there was a limit to the smallness, but NO lol!

 

That game is fun anyway

Haha, yeah, it was fun for about 2 hours.. but I started getting pissed the last hour. aggressive.gif Kept getting to 800, 900'ish.. same !@#$%^&* thing. Get unlucky on powerups, or CPU gets insane amount of +size +speed so there's no way to beat it unless it does the top/bottom thing. I never thought of that tho, I'm sure you're right about the reverse powerups thing. I've had a cpu with like a few pixel sized paddle school me before on 1000+ though, just cuz it had like max accel. I think after 1000 it becomes more of a luck thing. Even if you get totally unlucky on powerups you generally can get to about 500 level. 500-900 seem to be a little luck based (increasing as you go up), and 1000+ has just been total luck.. at least that's my opinion..

 

BTW, Steve Moraff.. haha.. I remember Moraff's Revenge. Some shareware game. Actually sent a check to the dude for the full version.

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