George Carlin Dead At 71...

[Ghetto D]

"At this time we'd like to pre-board... what is that pre-board, you get on, before you get on?"

 

"Excuse me, did you say place the small metal flap into the buckle, or place the buckle over and around the small metal flap... I am a simple man, I do not possess an engineering degree."

 

"Please check around your immediate seating area. SEAT, ITS A GOD!@#$%^&* SEAT, CHECK AROUND YOUR SEAT! For things you might have brought on board.. Well, I might have brought my arrowhead collection, but I didn't, so I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR IT!

 

"Please check for any personal belongings you might have brought on board, what other kinds of belongings are there? Public belongings? like I might be traveling with the Fountain I stol from the park."

 

Text doesn't really do it justice, but theres are a few of my favorite quotes from the Airlines Segment.

[🜲 Samapico]

I didn't really know him... I had heard some sketches before... But I've been watching his stuff on youtube a lot today and he's awesome

[X`terrania]

Should probably mention, I know a lot of kids who grew up with him as the Conductor in Thomas the Tank Engine, and I'm proud to say that I'm one of them :]

[Incomplete]

I used to watch that when I was little.

[Cancer+]

One thing that is awesome is that he just loved what he did. Shows, tv, books, movies, he did it all.

 

I personally started liking him because he was an !@#$%^&*hole. But I actually started realizing that the man was actually truthful about what he spoke of. I don't like any kind of politics, but when he spoke about them, I listened.