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*ignoring manus and the other dude with guns, worries about the presence of multiple chaos gates in one location*

 

(whew, i'm lucky I have the sword on me, and not any of these -*BAD WORD*-s.)

 

*Waves -*BAD WORD*-o to the Flo*

 

*Drinks her brandy*

 

*spits it out* OH -*BAD WORD*-, YU-GI-OH, HERE!

 

Do you realize the implications of playing THAT, HERE?

 

THERE ARE 10 CHAOS GATES IN THIS BAR!

 

YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN UP A TEMPORAL RIFT IN SUBSPACE!

 

*worries*

 

Another brandy please?

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A mysterious figure in the back of the bar raises his head. He silently stands up, and walks steadily acrossed the floor. In a cold silent voice, he says to Ricebowl.

 

"I see you have some money problems. If you are interested, I am looking for pilots such as yourself for employment. I need somebody to deliver a 'christmas present' to one of my 'old friends'. As a token of my good will, take this $20 for your duel. If you are still interested in my offer, meet me at my table."

 

With that, he hands Ricebowl a $20. He then turned his head to the people with the guns. It only takes two lightning quick strokes of his hand, and both weapons are dis!@#$%^&*embled.

 

"Seriously, you people need to take that stuff outside."

 

He then walks back over to his table and sits down to finish his beer.

Posted

"ummm thanks for the money"...

 

ooc: i see some posts arent here due to the server thingy...ill start it over...but this time im 20 bucks richer...

 

*find 3 jewels in the corner next to a chaos gate...

*feels a increase in strenght and senses hightened

*then noticing the strange glow on the 3 jewels...He realised they were the Silmarils "No fukin way!..that portal must lead to the Time of the Trees. But if the Jewels are here....then Melkor must be comming thru the gate soon also"

Posted

*The man known as reload parks his Jav, after 5 minutes of looking for a parking spot..*

 

-*BAD WORD*-, Manus, it's getting quite crowdy in here. Looks like you're doing a good job smile.gif. You should increase the parking space, it took me frigging 5 mins to find a spot to park my Jav..Anyways, I'll take the usual, a nice, cold beer.

 

 

 

*After ignoring the annoying person that tries to warm reload for some guy named Melkor, he starts drinking his beer*

 

So Manus, anything exciting happened in the bar lately?

Posted

(HAHA the post where Manus kills me isn't here! WOOT!)

"It was a fake gun anyways, meant as a joke....I guess you are too inexperienced to tell a fake from a real one, Aileron."

*Punches Aileron hard in a kidney*

*looks around*

"It's ok.....I had Subway."

*starts to exit bar*

"And Swift....no hard feelings. I'm just a mercenary....the fact that we lost that war was no skin off my bones."

*leaves huge tip and a card*

Posted
(HAHA the post where Manus kills me isn't here! WOOT!)

"It was a fake gun anyways, meant as a joke....I guess you are too inexperienced to tell a fake from a real one, Aileron."

*Punches Aileron hard in a kidney*

*looks around*

"It's ok.....I had Subway."

*starts to exit bar*

"And Swift....no hard feelings. I'm just a mercenary....the fact that we lost that war was no skin off my bones."

*leaves huge tip and a card*

LOL....that was me btw....

Posted

Aileron gets punched in the kidney. However, the blow does not phase him because Apple is weak. He then finishes his beer and walks over to the bar. He sits down next to Manus and says to him:

 

"Hey, nice ship. I see that you are a pilot. If you are interested, I am looking for a pilot to transport myself and a little shipment somewhere. I am willing to pay $2,000,000 up front and more when we reach our destination. Are you interested?"

Posted
Aileron gets punched in the kidney.  However, the blow does not phase him because Apple is weak.  He then finishes his beer and walks over to the bar.  He sits down next to Manus and says to him:

 

"Hey, nice ship.  I see that you are a pilot.  If you are interested, I am looking for a pilot to transport myself and a little shipment somewhere.  I am willing to pay $2,000,000 up front and more when we reach our destination.  Are you interested?"

that was me

Posted
a strange little smurf strolls into the bar. after looking around at all the odd drunks (well, he hopes they’re drunk...), he begins wondering why people here often quote themselves and decides to do the same...
Posted
a strange little smurf strolls into the bar. after looking around at all the odd drunks (well, he hopes they’re drunk...), he begins wondering why people here often quote themselves and decides to do the same...

feeling slightly less awkward now, the smurf orders a gl!@#$%^&* of smurfberry juice. he then begins his quest to find a sane person to talk to in the bar.

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Posted

Another guy walks in pelting a 20 lb chunk of br!@#$%^&* "tuba."

 

He peers around the bar, noticing the screwed up ships, ignored hologram, silmarils, and chaos gates.

 

"Uhh, you know that a random grenade into a chaos gate will in no way manage to kill a VALAR right? I mean, they're sorta immortal."

 

He gets a seat, orders some cider, and starts to tune his tuba for a resonant frequency.

Posted

Turns and says, "It didn't have to kill him, all it had to do was blow up the gate. Besides, that wasn't exactly a normal grenade."

 

Then, Aileron continues his quest to find a pilot to hire.

Posted
Turns and says, "It didn't have to kill him, all it had to do was blow up the gate.  Besides, that wasn't exactly a normal grenade."

 

Then, Aileron continues his quest to find a pilot to hire.

me again

Posted

*mutters to himself "Sheesh, I'm offering a total of $5 million for a job in a room of insane pilots, and the idiots haven't jumped on it yet!"*

 

Turns to Ricebowl and says, "Are you sure you don't want this job? It pays $5,000,000 total, but it has to be secret."

Posted

*notices somebody took my wallet*

*is glad I didn't have the money on me in the first place, proving once again that it is best to seal the deal before having money available.*

 

(out of character comment- I had $100 on me; most of the money is going to be paid on delivery. Who carries $5,000,000 with them anyway?!?)

 

Suddenly, Ail's hidden super hearing device hears Apple Pie brag about stealing my money. Still sitting in my chair, a wire creeps out from under my right sleeve. It slithers down to the floor, crawls acrossed the room, and slides up to Apple Wallet thanks to a brainwave controlled head. It grabs his wallet and silently drags it back to my hand. I count the money inside, a little more than what I lost, and a printer in my jacket prints off a counterfeit of every bill in the wallet. I take the real money out, put the fake money in, and slide the wallet back in Apple's pocket, with him none the wiser. The whole thing is done just before Apple speeds off in his Pineapple.

 

(OOC-Yeah technically I role-played Apple a little, but I think he already implied that his next move was to speed off. If he says otherwise, ignore that last statement.)

Posted

"did somebody grab my -*BAD WORD*-"

*checks pants*

"hmmmm I'm bored. I think I'll go back to the bar and mess around"

*enters bar and pulls out gun*

*shoots Aileron's head off, takes his wallet, and reads his license*

"hmmm 34 Gay and Main. I bet he lives with his mom"

*goes to 34 Gay and Main and find Aileron's mom in the garden*

*rapes, then kills her and takes her Albertson's preferred customer card*

*goes back to the bar*

"Sorry Manus, I'll clean up the mess now"

*puts Aileron's body in a suitcase and feels it with adamantium*

*drives to the sea, attaches a thermal detonator, and throws suitcase in*

"Ok well that's that"

*leaves the planet and goes to a secret unknown galaxy where no one can find him*

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