FMBI Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 Am I the only one who has figured out that this is a god!@#$%^&* hoax? Do you honestly think anyone would go for several days with bloody stool and not make a visit to the doctor?
X`terrania Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 Hey, my buddy was pissing blood for over a month before he did anything LOL
GameTime Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 (edited) Hes gonna die. Let's hope sooner than later. Quit spamming you twerp! If you got nothing better to say, keep your mouth shut. Pul leeze... Uh oh... no bowl movement today!!! "Bowl movement". Nice work !@#$%^&*. Edited June 3, 2008 by GameTime
darkhosis Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 Am I the only one who has figured out that this is a god!@#$%^&* hoax? Do you honestly think anyone would go for several days with bloody stool and not make a visit to the doctor?from first message. but some of the replies are $
Suicide_Run Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 (edited) He probably have 1 disease that makes his poop fuzzy. One virus that makes it red..ish? And probably some type of bacteria that makes the poop smell nice D= That will interest Dr. House alot. Edited June 3, 2008 by Suicide_Run
Cyb3rMonk3y Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 Am I the only one who has figured out that this is a god!@#$%^&* hoax? No, you might be the only one taking it all seriously though
Dagger171 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Posted June 5, 2008 What're you talking about Cyb3r? This is a serious life or death matter.
Suicide_Run Posted June 9, 2008 Report Posted June 9, 2008 (edited) What're you talking about Cyb3r? This is a serious life or death matter.Of course, since Edited June 9, 2008 by Suicide_Run
X`terrania Posted June 9, 2008 Report Posted June 9, 2008 In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.
CRe Posted June 9, 2008 Report Posted June 9, 2008 In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms. Rofl!
Samapico Posted June 9, 2008 Report Posted June 9, 2008 In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.LMAO!!!
Dagger171 Posted June 9, 2008 Report Posted June 9, 2008 what the !@#$%^&* ter...... I was on the fence until I saw Audry's post . LMFAO, that was a pretty interesting story XD.
FMBI Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 So what's weirder, a middle-aged man making up stories about his fecal content, or a 20s-something guy telling stories about deranged mothers destroying dolls?
GameTime Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 So what's weirder, a middle-aged man making up stories about his fecal content, or a 20s-something guy telling stories about deranged mothers destroying dolls? The middle aged fatty...
Hellonearth Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 The middle aged fatty... dont be mad that you actually beleaved it imo you got owned
GameTime Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 (edited) The middle aged fatty... dont be mad that you actually beleaved it imo you got owned I've been around too long to believe anything Picard says. Just wait till he fakes his death or gives you a story about needing money, say $25,000... Edited June 11, 2008 by GameTime
The Real Picard Posted June 11, 2008 Author Report Posted June 11, 2008 Amazingly, the background color of that monkey is the color of my poop!
X`terrania Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 So what's weirder, a middle-aged man making up stories about his fecal content, or a 20s-something guy telling stories about deranged mothers destroying dolls? I only tell truth... this is no mere story.
The Real Picard Posted June 28, 2008 Author Report Posted June 28, 2008 (edited) POOPY UPDATE: My stool has returned to normal only after excrementing a rather large, bowl overflowing red substance that stood approximately four feet high. I noticed that it was expanding and contracting and realized that it had begun breathing. What looked like branches were actually arms and legs. It spoke to me, explaining it was from a planet largely compiled of fecal matter and that it had traveled light years, transporting itself into my body (other others on our planet). It was here in Peace. I've since named my Poopy Friend "Bob". Bob has now taken on a job at a nearby amusement park funhouse. Bob pays rent and only smells the place up when it's here at home. I have found Bob to be quite humorous at times and a very fast learner of our way of life. Unfortunately, he likes to sleep in the tub, filled with cold water. What a mess each morning waking Bob up so that we can bathe! Edited June 28, 2008 by The Real Picard
Russky Posted June 28, 2008 Report Posted June 28, 2008 POOPY UPDATE: My stool has returned to normal only after excrementing a rather large, bowl overflowing red substance that stood approximately four feet high. I noticed that it was expanding and contracting and realized that it had begun breathing. What looked like branches were actually arms and legs. It spoke to me, explaining it was from a planet largely compiled of fecal matter and that it had traveled light years, transporting itself into my body (other others on our planet). It was here in Peace. I've since named my Poopy Friend "Bob". Bob has now taken on a job at a nearby amusement park funhouse. Bob pays rent and only smells the place up when it's here at home. I have found Bob to be quite humorous at times and a very fast learner of our way of life. Unfortunately, he likes to sleep in the tub, filled with cold water. What a mess each morning waking Bob up so that we can bathe! sir... you have made my day!
X`terrania Posted June 28, 2008 Report Posted June 28, 2008 ..was pretty entertaining, i gotta admit.
The Real Picard Posted June 29, 2008 Author Report Posted June 29, 2008 ..was pretty entertaining, i gotta admit. Thank you, now change your avatar please sir. That guy scares the bejeebers outta me!
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