The Real Picard Posted May 30, 2008 Report Posted May 30, 2008 (edited) Ok, like, well, er I'm kinda embarr!@#$%^&*ed but I don't know who else to ask. What does it mean if like, um, your poop is fuzzy? Mine has like a velvet red fuzz all around it. I noticed it quite by accident yesterday morning when my poop just slid out of my butt. I mean, it felt pleasurable, warm and fuzzy all over know what I mean? Anyways, I don't know if I should seek medical attention or not as well, it seems to be a nice thing. Again this morning, warm and fuzzy, almost made me chuckle as I dropped a few logs below me. I'm almost excitedly looking forward to tomorrow morning! Has anyone else experienced this? What does it mean??? Thanks for any input advice. Edited May 30, 2008 by The Real Picard
Dagger171 Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 (edited) Wow, That's pretty wierd to hear. Or maybe not because I always heard old people got hair in all sorts of (for lack of a better word) wierd places so maybe It's not wierd if your poop's getting hairy. In the end I recognized my complete lack of knowledge when it comes to poop (and the elderly) so I searched the internet and found these sites that might be able to help you. Link^ Is it possible you're a snake? Another LinkJennifer left a fuzzy poop in the toilet today beacause she ate at burger king last night. -Urban DictionaryI looked on the first page and that's all I found about fuzzy poop so I'm sure that'll be enough. Having fun passing those hamsters tmrw O.o Edited May 31, 2008 by Dagger171
X`terrania Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 Lol. I'm actually pretty skilled in the medical field, and I believe that someone's "bowel movements" should be one of the easiest, and most watched symptoms. Can you describe it some more rather than just saying fuzzy? And what's your diet like?
ESCANDAL0SA Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 lol... it is weird, but you should go to the doctor's. they'll probably ask for a sample of it or something and test it. i doubt it's anything serious, but i could be wrong.
jacob hunter! Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 It's probably got something to do with what you ate or drank. for example, !@#$%^&* turns blue if you drink a cotton candy itilian soda from a a coffee shop, and when you drink a rock star your piss will be the same color as when you drank the rockstar.
X`terrania Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 Yeah, or maybe he just needs more bulk, I can't really understand what he means by fuzzy..
»Purge Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 Eat your veggies and it won't feel like you're !@#$%^&*ting wool.
GameTime Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 Ok, like, well, er I'm kinda embarr!@#$%^&*ed but I don't know who else to ask. What does it mean if like, um, your poop is fuzzy? Mine has like a velvet red fuzz all around it. I noticed it quite by accident yesterday morning when my poop just slid out of my butt. I mean, it felt pleasurable, warm and fuzzy all over know what I mean? Anyways, I don't know if I should seek medical attention or not as well, it seems to be a nice thing. Again this morning, warm and fuzzy, almost made me chuckle as I dropped a few logs below me. I'm almost excitedly looking forward to tomorrow morning! Has anyone else experienced this? What does it mean??? Thanks for any input advice. Get a life fatty.
The Real Picard Posted June 1, 2008 Author Report Posted June 1, 2008 (edited) Lol. I'm actually pretty skilled in the medical field, and I believe that someone's "bowel movements" should be one of the easiest, and most watched symptoms. Can you describe it some more rather than just saying fuzzy? And what's your diet like? Well, since you asked... this morning I jumped out of bed and ran to the porcelain bus! I was ready! I dropped my boxers and sat down, with an ever slight push the first log dislogged and 'plopped' into the bowl! Wow! It was awesome! I jumped up and turned around to see the red mossy substance is now eveloping almost every milimeter of my stool! It is one of the coolest things I've ever created in my life (besides my children). I quickly sat back down, with a grin on my face which quickly turned into a wide smile as I let an even larger log plumet outta my butt sliding into the bowl as it dislogged from my rectum (a little splash of backwash sprayed underneath me). Again I just had to look! Yup, same thing a large red, mossy, fuzzy log laid there staring back up at me, almost smiling at me. The sensation of this most unusual feces falling from by bowels below me is simply undescribable! I found myself thinking of 'Gametime' wanting me to get a life when in fact I felt as if I was the creator of Gametime as I gazed into the bowl a third time and seeing his image in the 3rd log (I began wondering "could I ebay this poop and name it Gametime?!" but then realized it would be just as worthless as he and quickly dismissed the idea). As for my diet? Chicken, Fish, Tuna, Steak, Potatos, Vagina, Green Beans, Crystal Light (and her sister). Does that help at all? I'm considering setting up a video recorder and putting it on YOU TUBE. I bet Gametime would love that! Eh? Your thoughts??? Edited June 1, 2008 by The Real Picard
»Purge Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 Eat your more veggies and it won't feel like you're !@#$%^&*ting wool.Just green beans isn't enough. You should know that for your age; you need fiber/folic acid.
The Real Picard Posted June 1, 2008 Author Report Posted June 1, 2008 Eat your more veggies and it won't feel like you're !@#$%^&*ting wool.Just green beans isn't enough. You should know that for your age; you need folic acid. I don't care much for folic acid, I like lysurgic acid much more! Eat your more veggies and it won't feel like you're !@#$%^&*ting wool.Just green beans isn't enough. You should know that for your age; you need folic acid. You don't understand, I LIKE this feeling I get when I poop!
»Lynx Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 Ulsters of the gastrointestinal tract. You're probably eating foods which are hard to digest, therefore, causing the ulsters to bleed and producing a slightly bloody stool. It would be wise to visit the doctors, and quote that you've got a slightly red "fuzz" to your stool, and you're wondering if you have anything to worry about. Possible diasnoses could be simply: Stomach UlstersUlcerative Colitis:Which covers ulsters throughout the bottom of the gastrointestinal tract, however, asking people on the internet is re!@#$%^&*ed. P.s. You're going to die. -Lynx
X`terrania Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 (edited) Lol. I'm actually pretty skilled in the medical field, and I believe that someone's "bowel movements" should be one of the easiest, and most watched symptoms. Can you describe it some more rather than just saying fuzzy? And what's your diet like? Well, since you asked... this morning I jumped out of bed and ran to the porcelain bus! I was ready! I dropped my boxers and sat down, with an ever slight push the first log dislogged and 'plopped' into the bowl! Wow! It was awesome! I jumped up and turned around to see the red mossy substance is now eveloping almost every milimeter of my stool! It is one of the coolest things I've ever created in my life (besides my children). I quickly sat back down, with a grin on my face which quickly turned into a wide smile as I let an even larger log plumet outta my butt sliding into the bowl as it dislogged from my rectum (a little splash of backwash sprayed underneath me). Again I just had to look! Yup, same thing a large red, mossy, fuzzy log laid there staring back up at me, almost smiling at me. The sensation of this most unusual feces falling from by bowels below me is simply undescribable! I found myself thinking of 'Gametime' wanting me to get a life when in fact I felt as if I was the creator of Gametime as I gazed into the bowl a third time and seeing his image in the 3rd log (I began wondering "could I ebay this poop and name it Gametime?!" but then realized it would be just as worthless as he and quickly dismissed the idea). As for my diet? Chicken, Fish, Tuna, Steak, Potatos, Vagina, Green Beans, Crystal Light (and her sister). Does that help at all? I'm considering setting up a video recorder and putting it on YOU TUBE. I bet Gametime would love that! Eh? Your thoughts??? Jesus Christ. What the !@#$%^&* is wrong with you? Anyways, maybe you should take it easy on the meats for awhile and see if it lightens up, go for more earth-!@#$%^&*ociated meals, or even whole wheat grain based ones. And don't listen to what Lynx says, fcking hate when people randomly list diseases and !@#$%^&* like that. Maybe take a stool sample or something to your doctor too ;/ could be some type of worm. Oh, and maybe the red is actually blood. Happens.And I find that whenever I eat a crapload of cherries my stool turns slightly darker, and usually the longer the stool is inside of you the darker it'll be. Edited June 1, 2008 by X`terrania
»Lynx Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 If you're having a bloody stool, that last possible thing to do is go for foods which are higher in fibre, and therefore much harder to digest (whole wheat grain) for example. As I had previously said, talk to your doctor, he will determine whether he will need a stool sample, and will probably give you processed fibre that isn't as rough to digest, and will make the stool much more dense, and after will probably take the stool sample. Also, stomach ulsters aren't a rare thing, especially if your diet is rich in meats, and if you chew gum, you may as well expect them. UC is also becoming far more apparent in people now-a-days, and it's not a randomly listed disease, as it fits the secondary symptoms. (I am very knowledgeable in UC and !@#$%^&*ociated diseases.) UC is very hard to live with, and if I were in his shoes, I would have already visited the Docs to have it checked off the list. There aren't nearly as many lower-intestinal problems as one may think, and I've read up on most of them. I could list other possibilities, but, why bother when the Doc can tell you a professional diagnoses. Furthermore, the likelyness of it being a worm are rather low, unless the worm had just died, if so, your symptoms would have passed within the first day or so, as worms send false signals to the brain tricking it into thinking that there are no worms present (And a worm will not cause bleeding, as bleeding is caused by the brain indicating pressure difference, and pushing white blood cells to the troubled areas) - this is especially true for internal problems. Also, it's not weird to sometimes have a slight bit of blood in your stool, although, a fuzz would suggest that the blood is occurring earlier in the process, which means you should really have it checked out, even if the problem does begin to cease. - Lynx
X`terrania Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 you don't know that, maybe the one thing he does need is some kind of bulk. Fiber would make his stool rounder/more solid, and if he doesn't want whole wheat grain then he should eat more fruits vegetables, whole wheat isn't really that hard to digest, And if you knew about the fiber in whole wheat you'd know that your body doesn't even bother attempting to digest it, it passes through your system untouched. Stop gogling and know what you're talking about before you give the old timer advice. Anyways just start eating healthy, and if it goes away in awhile it'll probably be just some kind of infection/worm, quite possibly h pylori or something else.
»Lynx Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 you don't know that, maybe the one thing he does need is some kind of bulk. Fiber would make his stool rounder/more solid, and if he doesn't want whole wheat grain then he should eat more fruits vegetables, whole wheat isn't really that hard to digest, And if you knew about the fiber in whole wheat you'd know that your body doesn't even bother attempting to digest it, it passes through your system untouched. Stop gogling and know what you're talking about before you give the old timer advice. Anyways just start eating healthy, and if it goes away in awhile it'll probably be just some kind of infection/worm, quite possibly h pylori or something else. Girlfriend has a lower intestinal disease, I've sat in many conferences, and been with her in many doctor/patient meetings for support. I'd hardly call that gogling, and I think I've got more than enough of an understanding of fibre to know that if you're having a bloody stool, you should avoid anything which is hard to digest, if you interpret hard to digest, as the body not digesting/ignoring it, than that is your own decision. I'll stick by the guys with the Medical Degrees than the "old timer" any day though. Hard to digest foods/Avoid these foods while having stomach problems: Wheat branwholemeal breadbran flakesCabbageBroccoliSweet cornSkins peel Notice, they're all high in fibre, and/or hard to digest. -Lynx
GameTime Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 Why are you nerds taking this fat !@#$%^&* seriously?
»Purge Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 wouldn't want to lose another fellow Continuum player. they're rare these days.
»Lynx Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 I don't think I'd notice if the guy who made this topic stopped posting.. I can't even be bothered to look at what his name was... Something to do with Star Trek... -Lynx
ESCANDAL0SA Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 P.s. You're going to die. -Lynx LMAOOOOOOOO.
The Real Picard Posted June 1, 2008 Author Report Posted June 1, 2008 OMG! I just finished with this mornings bowel movement and it gets even stranger! My poop is now smelling like freshly cut flowers! Roses, Violets, almost like my wifes fine perfume! I was both in shock and awe when the first log (which I now call Gametime) falls each morning, to find this angelic of smells emitting from under my !@#$%^&*! Talking about tossing a salad, it's more like tossing fields of flowers now! In fact, closer examination of my stool showed small plant like buds emniating from the red moss outer s!@#$%^&*. This is the most unusual thing I've ever encountered in my life (not counting all the replies and comments on my poop that I find here). -Heh! Whats it all mean? I'm now noticing a reddish discoloration under my arms and what appears to be another moss like growth! I'm am clearly mutating - to what - only time will tell, I can only pray that I don't become Gametime, the lowest form of crap on this planet! What am I to do?
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