Random Quote

[rootbear75]

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

[X`terrania]

I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my gun and keeps on shooting.

[The Real Picard]

What time does the 4:30 Show start?

[Cancer+]

Joe Theisman: "Whichever team scores more points, is going to win."

 

Announcer during a hockey shootout: "I'm going to expect Letang to shoot here."

[rootbear75]

All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives and live in harmony. Of course they can't mate, or the mice would explode. --Betty White

 

Girls got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all. --Joan Jett

 

 

Random Joke:

During Bible Study class, Freddie was much more interested in his new hot rod than in the lesson. His fidgeting didn't escape the nun's notice, so she decided to give him a spot quiz. "Who was God's son Freddie?" she asked.

The girl behind Freddie poked him hard with her pencil and he cried out, "Jesus!"

"Very good," said the nun. "Now, who was the first member of the Holy Trinity?"

The girl poked Freddie even harder. "God Almighty!" he blurted.

"All right," said the Sister, deciding to throw him a trick question. "Now tell me what Eve said to Adam their first week together."

Once more the girl jabbed Freddie, and he screamed, "You prick me with that thing one more time and I'm going to shove it up your !@#$%^&*!"

[GameTime]

Never trusy whitey

[Incomplete]

Life is a !@#$%^&*.....and then you marry one.

[rootbear75]

so my dad came out of surgery this afternoon, so i went to the hospital around 7-ish to visit.

 

well, me and my brother are both in the room and we know he's completely knocked up on morphine, so we have some fun

my bro and i are looking at a PC gamer mag advert for a decent computer with 1TB of HD space...

so he casually asks my dad who is drugged out of his head with morphine:

 

Bro: hey dad, how many kilobytes in a terabyte

my dad, drunkenly responds: Decimal or binary?

 

now the funny thing is that he's completely incoherent when he says this

its funny...

 

then later, my other brother comes to the hospital to visit, and we relay the story to him,

then all of a sudden, my dad says "Formatted or unformatted"

im like WTFLOL

[X`terrania]

let's see pictures of your brother

[rootbear75]

just so you can photoshop them into re!@#$%^&*ed pictures? !@#$%^&* no

[X`terrania]

wasnt photoshop, it was paint, and i only added u to the google maps. everything else is el naturallll

[rootbear75]

well w/e, doesnt matter, im not posting ANY pictures of me or my family ever again

[Hellonearth]

wut?

[Cancer+]

I don't think those were quotes. How are you going to make a topic and then get sidetracked? Stick to the topic?

[JDS]

i find it amusing that rootbear can start a tread and sidetrack it himself??? !@#$%^&*in' amazing

 

 

randomquote:

what this world needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds

[rootbear75]

i didnt sidetrack myself. xterr sidetracked the whole thread by asking for pictures

[GameTime]

never sleep with a woman who's !@#$%^&*orus is bigger than your penis.

[Cancer+]

never sleep with a woman who's !@#$%^&*orus is bigger than your penis.

 

 

LOL Do you have experience?