FMBI Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 (edited) Link I don't see how he could possibly do that unless he wrote a program for it.. 20 pages a minute? Even if he did that himself, you'd think it was because of a mental illness, not actual desire. Edit - I put second instead of minute in the original. Silly me. Edited May 5, 2008 by Finland My BorgInvasion I FUCKING HATE THIS VERSION OF THE FORUMS. IF YOU FUCKING HATE THIS VERSION OF THE FORUMS, PASS THIS SIGNATURE ON TO SIX PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR A FAT HAIRY AXE-MURDERER (this man identifies himself as "rootbear") WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN. AND YOU.
★ CRe Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 He got pwned. -CReSSCC Desert Storm OwnerB.O.P. - Alive and running till the end of continuum. 4:L.C.> @Cre I am wearing.. THIS https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Anti-rape_device4:L.C.> Dick untouchable, and my ass will shred your cock http://i44.tinypic.com/kf18ww.png
rootbear75 Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 uh, you misread that it was 20 pages a minute http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t54/badgersocks/FHTG/FHTG%20-%20redone%20shizniz/tgmember11.pngrootbear75> here is me nude <spoiler tag: Pervert... how many of you actually clicked this?>Samapico> I actually clicked the spoiler before reading what it was Corey> I clicked it cause i read what sama said first. darkreb0rn> I clicked it because I wanted to see you naked... rootbear75> O.o __________________________________2:IdleRPG> Mr Snuffleluphagus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 18.2:rootbear75> for fucks sake...
★ Purge Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 20 pages a minute you mean. That is of course possible if he went through portal sites, which may explain the virus he got from surfing.
X`terrania Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 Haha, I sometimes end up tabbing a load of different streaming videos, about twenty over a thirty minute period lawl. it's all a joke.
FMBI Posted May 5, 2008 Author Report Posted May 5, 2008 Yeah, just reread my post. I knew what I meant to put, but I got messed up somewhere along the line. But still, even with tabs, there's no way you could enjoy it at that rate. I FUCKING HATE THIS VERSION OF THE FORUMS. IF YOU FUCKING HATE THIS VERSION OF THE FORUMS, PASS THIS SIGNATURE ON TO SIX PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR A FAT HAIRY AXE-MURDERER (this man identifies himself as "rootbear") WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN. AND YOU.
★ Lynx Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 20 pages a minute while at his desk... That sounds like they've excluded the possible times while he's on break, or meant to be doing something else. I don't know, but that sounds like they're trying to twist things to make it seem worse. It's probably more like 15 pages a minute.
JDS Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 please, 'pages' can just mean a site with 20 pictures of ONE scene, and you have to click on a picture to enlarge it, click back and go to the next picture... im sure i kick this guys !@#$%^&* back in my porn prime... he aint got !@#$%^&* on me, hes just the sucker who got caught. Err, this isnt really boasting but ive gone through thousands of pages in a few hours... So yea, This is realistic, its just hard to believe a buisness man is as horny as i was JDS here, sup!
🜲 Samapico Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 If you need that many porn pages.... get BETTER ones instead http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg/120px-Half-Life_Black_Mesa_logo.svg.pngDCME co-developerSSCU 17th Parallel sysop
JDS Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 nah the majority of the time you are looking for .. the perfect porn.. yea when you do it so so so so so much, anyold porn !@#$%^&* just wont do it for you.. I guess you could call it Chasing the dragon.. but with porn JDS here, sup!
★ Lynx Posted May 7, 2008 Report Posted May 7, 2008 Many a time I have thought that I have found ... "The perfect porn" - but like finding "The Perfect Girl"... It's just about as real as a Unicorn that burps butterflies and ASSS daisies.
FMBI Posted May 8, 2008 Author Report Posted May 8, 2008 Indeed Lynx, but just because you will never find the perfect girl doesn't mean you should stop looking. Tis nobler to look forever for something which may not be found, than to live forever with the imperfect. See? I just justified your addiction to porn. $$ I FUCKING HATE THIS VERSION OF THE FORUMS. IF YOU FUCKING HATE THIS VERSION OF THE FORUMS, PASS THIS SIGNATURE ON TO SIX PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR A FAT HAIRY AXE-MURDERER (this man identifies himself as "rootbear") WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN. AND YOU.
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