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I'm going to be a dad

 

Reality of the news hasn't quite set in for me yet, but the signs were all there for the past two months.

 

My girlfriend kept telling me that she was only having light periods, I said fine. But the pads were never to be found.

 

That her breasts were starting to swell, I said I love the way they look and feel regardless.

 

She said she was having a harder time fitting into her pants, I said "don't worry, you're not getting fat, I just probably left them in the wash too long and they shrunk". (then I get slapped for that)

 

She kept complaining that she was getting fat, I said she isn't getting fat, nor would she ever look that way to me, that I'll always love her no matter what shape she was in.

 

She told me a few minutes ago that she had been covering the truth from me but figured on some level I already knew she was.

 

Please, everyone pray for Me and Rachel to have this baby, healthy and always loved no matter what, and most importantly that she won't be holding one of these next to me: withstupid.gif

 

From MillenniumMan and Rachel Machinekiller

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nice one man, any ideas for baby names yet? (boy or girl?)

 

if it's a boy, i think you should call him steven. smile.gif

 

Very funny Steven... I don't think she'd want to name any kid after her brother who's locked in an asylum for trying to have sex with all his female relatives mega_shok.gif

 

Congrats, and GL...

 

And yes. At the rate poor mm is going, his son may have to finish it for him.

 

There's a name, Millennium Grant... NO! Baaaaaaaaaaad Idea... No hollywood crap.

 

Actualy, it was decided a while back (long before any viable pregnancy had happened) that if it were a girl, the name would be Dakota Mae, and if were a boy, I decided On Joseph IV. She's saying either Anthony after her favorite brother, or just hoping it's a girl...

 

And as for coding, if any child of mine were to get a hold of C++ VB python or anything else that may come out in the next 20 years, they'll probably code something that'll take over the planets computer networks, make machines to build other machines and declare war on humanity because it's decided that we are the enemy. Now, where did I put those daisychained playstations... Stupid Turk... Always doing something strange.... frantics.gif

 

 

I have to be honest, the most I know about being a dad is..... Uhhhhh....... wow this kid is Soooooooooo screwed...

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How COULD you?! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

 

Prepare for living warfare for the next 19 years...

 

ROTFLMAO.

 

Got claw marks on my face because I announced this to you guys, right after I said "Well you told your buddies, Tina, Dusty, Leah, Misty and God knows who else, but you never told your baby's daddy until now! So as far as I'm concerned, I'll tell whoever I want!"

 

She's at her moms house mulling things over the same as whenever we have some serious thingy that happens that she can't process...

 

The whole living warfare thing's been happening between her and me for a couple years, but we always stayed together while becoming unglued. This is either gonna be the tie that binds or something really really bad for the rest of the world... Either way, time to look for a new home because where we're at isn't gonna cut it.

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Yes it's mine, there's no doubt on that. Rachel's psychotic but she's not a !@#$%^&*...

 

This is a list of considered names (Her ideas marked with an *)

 

Girls:

*Dakota Mae Grant

*Maria Mae Grant

*Doris Mae Grant (WTF with all the Mae's? Gotta ask her some time.)

*Misty Mae..... (!@#$%^&*ing list of Mae's hurts my head to look at...)

*Tina (Yes, the only Mae not on the list) And one of two possible godmothers

Rosa Grant

Cathrine Grant (After my fathers mom)

 

Boys:

Joseph Peter Grant IV (Gotta fight for this one)

*Anthony James Grant

*Felix Adair Grant (I Shot that one down the second she mentioned it for obvious reasons)

Frank John Grant (After my moms father and my brother, I'll be surprised if this ones birthday falls on december 29 as well, but that would make it 10 months in utero)

Ronald Joseph Grant

*Harry James Potter Grant (He's not a f***ing wizard, so STOP IT!)

Ulysses Grant (After my great great granduncle, She gave me a quizzical look after I wrote his name down. She kept pronouncing it Uslees, Useless, Youseelees? This may not make the cut.)

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ROOOOOOOOOOOOFL @ Harry James Potter Grant.... what the !@#$%^&* is wrong with her!?!?!?

 

Tsss the only beautiful girl name you have is Catherine. And erm no comment on boy names.

 

Well congratulation dude! I wish you good luck!

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Ulysses Grant (After my great great granduncle, She gave me a quizzical look after I wrote his name down. She kept pronouncing it Uslees, Useless, Youseelees? This may not make the cut.)

he is also an important figure in US history ;D

 

Ulysses S. Grant. i think he was a Southern general

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grats, and this is why condoms are useful blum.gif

 

imo those names suck xD, no offense. Dunno what i should pick: i always used to think of 'tristan' as my fav boy name, i forgot my fav girl name tho ;)

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