Would you Rather

[Guest Did]

Ok so the way you play this is, you answer the person above you's would you rather question then you ask a question yourself for the person below you.

Ok i'll start

 

Would you rather win a billion dollars OR find true love

[★ Lynx]

Billion Dollars.. Easy.

[Guest Did]

Would you rather eat a chunk of dry poo (with no drink afterwards) OR drink 1/2 litre of pee

[Incomplete]

1/2 litre of pee, as long as it's my own, certain tribes (and even strange people) do it.

 

Would you rather get burned to death or electrocuted.

[JDS]

burned to death.

 

analy raped, or 3 fingers choped off

Edited April 18, 2008 by JDS

[FMBI]

Why do these re!@#$%^&*ed things always end up in "would you rather eat !@#$%^&* or drink piss"?

 

As for JDS, I'd much rather be anally raped. Your anus is unlikely to be permanently harmed, and as long as you don't get an STD, it's much preferable to permanently losing body parts you use thousands of times a day.

 

Person below me - Would you rather go to prison for 5 years, or go to a horror movie-ish asylum where you were treated as a complete incompetent, even though you were sane?

Edited April 18, 2008 by Finland My BorgInvasion

[rootbear75]

prison for 5

 

 

Would you rather hang with me for one day, or Misty Dawn?

[Guest Did]

Uhh you I guess

 

Would you rather be the owner of SubSpace continuum OR win $4000?

[FMBI]

That's a dumb one, because if you were the owner, you'd need money to keep all the servers running. But I'll be pragmatic and say "buy and sell for 10,000 to some nerd"

 

Would you rather have sex with a really fat person, or a really skinny person? (really skinny meaning severe anorexia - remember those photoshopped model pictures a few years back?)

[Guest Did]

ummm... would depend HOW skinny and HOW fat but if your talkin anorexia then ya probably fat :/

 

Would you rather be famous for having a breakdown on YouTube (Britney spears guy) OR not be famous at all?

[Suicide_Run]

I rather not be famous at all (Pretty sad if ur famous for being some failure)

 

Would you rather be George Bush or Bill Clinton?

[Sass]

Oh no!!! errr - Clinton?

 

Would you rather take $500 or eat 5 large beetles for $2500?

[★ Purge]

eat 5 large beetles for $2500.

 

would you rather die by having each of your body parts carefully cut off or being eaten alive by a crocodile?

[Cancer+]

eaten alive by a croc.

 

Would you rather use a pen or a pencil?

[Suicide_Run]

Pencil

 

Would you rather be a women or a man in your next life?

[rootbear75]

woman... O.o

 

Would you rather be forced to watch George Lopez for 24 hours, or Home Improvement for 24 hours?

[Cancer+]

I wouldn't be forced, but I would watch Home Improvement. Love that show.

 

Would you rather sit or stand?

[Incomplete]

Sit.

 

Would you rather Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson?

[★ Lynx]

Jessica Alba.. EzPz.. I saw a pre-release of some movie called Awake last year, and I could so see her ASSS through her shirt.

 

<-= Lucky Guy

 

Teeth smashed out with a hammer, or nails pulled out with a pliers?

[Incomplete]

Nails pulled out with pliers, without a doubt.

 

Would you rather lose a finger by it being crushed slowly or have 9 inch nails hammered slowly into your knees.

[★ Lynx]

!@#$%^&*ING FINGER!

 

Would you rather have your knees shot or your ankles popped with a sledge hammer??

[rootbear75]

wow.. these are graphic...

[★ Lynx]

Way to screw it up..

 

Mine is a tough one, somebody answer it... Give pros and cons..

[Incomplete]

Ankles popped.

 

Knees are the most painful place to get shot.

But you might not walk again if you get your ankles popped because certain people used to do it to stop prisoners running away.

[NBVegita]

Knees shot, its at least repairable.

 

Would you rather be rich and die young, or be poor and live a long life?