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!@#$%^&*o, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare yourself for an epic battle of scarface-like proportions. Your very own Animate Dreams will be facing off against the ex-staffer AceFlyer in a battle for the heart of HS's legendary nikegurl637. Why are we facing off in such a manner, you ask? Well, I suppose I have the time to explain.

 

It was an average day in Hyperspace, with Ani trolling pub and browsing ssforum for old scarface.nl topics, when all of the sudden, he was attacked in the most vicious manner:

 

5:Aceflyer> How well do you know Nike anyway?

5:Animate Dreams> um

5:Animate Dreams> I've known her since I started playing HS

5:Animate Dreams> uh

5:Animate Dreams> I don't know how you're supposed to rate how well you know someone

5:Aceflyer> Like, name, picture, location, personal blog?

5:Animate Dreams> I don't know if she has a blog or not, but I know the rest

5:Aceflyer> Then you obviously don't know her as well as I do

5:Animate Dreams> oh, I see

 

A man of Ani's stature could not stand for such a menacing blow. He had to retaliate. So, for his honor(or maybe just at Nike's behest), he has challenged AceFlyer to a compe!@#$%^&*on, to see who knows more about nikegurl. Watch as the events unfold as Ani, the champion of Hyperspace, faces off against Ace "The Exiled One" Flyer in the fiercest battle HS has seen since THE BEST BASE BATTLE EVER(showcased in like a 4 year old topic or something)!

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TIME FOR RULES!

 

Alright, this amazing battle is underway. But you get to be a part of it too! As we all know, Nike is very... open about her personal life, and we all know lots about her. So come up with your hardest(or just favorite) trivia facts about Nike, and ask the questions here in the topic. AceFlyer and I will answer them.

 

If either player does not answer a question, he automatically forfeits the point to his opponent.

 

At any time, either player may tag out to have his partner come in the topic, for emotional support. I grant this rule not to benefit myself, but to benefit AceFlyer, because scarface.nl and I are tru homies, and if he died, I wouldn't be at his funeral, because I'd be in jail for shootin tha dude who killed scar. Even were I to try with all my might to keep scar out, I know that once he found out I was in a battle, he would overcome any obstacle to stand at my side, and to trash talk the !@#$%^&* out of AceFlyer until his face bled. I will allow AceFlyer to have as many supporters as he wishes, because I know that scar and I, backed by a platoon of turtle warriors, can withstand any assault.

 

With that out of the way, it is now time to enter into a journey through the history of HS, filled with old players, trash talking, and of course, Animate Dreams. Let the questions begin!

Posted

This thread comprises much fail indeed.

 

 

1) I didn't even know this thread existed until just now, as I no longer routinely read HS forums.

 

2) Hence, I definitely didn't agree to participate in any such 'open thread duel'.

 

3) Ani left out that he was the one who started the whole thing by calling nike a [insert banned obscenity here]. It wasn't really necessary, but I thought I'd defend nike's honor. In retrospect, I should have merely ignored Ani. But what's done is done.

 

4) The 'battle' had nothing to do with nikegurl's heart.

 

5) The 'battle' didn't even take place in HS, hence it can hardly be said to be the "fiercest battle HS has seen." Rather, it took place on S!@#$%^&*' chat channel, and I was not in HS at the time.

 

6) When it finally happened, we had a 'duel' of sorts in that chat channel, which was moderated by none other than nikegurl.

 

7) I won the duel 1 - 0 by correctly naming nikegurl's favorite color. After this, nikegurl got bored and left to go back to RL.

 

dirol.gif I like the name Ani has given me.... "Ace "The Exiled One" Flyer". blum.gif

 

P.S. Why does everyone spell my name as AceFlyer instead of Aceflyer? I've never spelled my name like that in game.

Posted

first off

 

you used double quotes inside double quotes

which basically means you're gay

 

also xfd at you trying to defend nike's honor

your name is not Ace "Knight In Shining Armor" Flyer

 

why calling nike a !@#$%^&* would prompt you to assert yourself as the true knower of nike's life secrets i don't know

Posted
first off

 

you used double quotes inside double quotes

which basically means you're gay

 

Feh.

 

also xfd at you trying to defend nike's honor

your name is not Ace "Knight In Shining Armor" Flyer

 

I'm not sure why I did what I did, actually. That was nike's interpretation of my underlying logic, so I just went with that.

 

why calling nike a !@#$%^&* would prompt you to assert yourself as the true knower of nike's life secrets i don't know

 

You're asking me :(

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