Frebby Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 I know this girl named Kim. She's in three of my classes, and she's really cute. I've liked her since the beginning of the school year, but I haven't really acted on it since I didn't really know her and none of my friends knew her that well. Well, the other week, we got !@#$%^&*igned to a big project together for History, so I used the excuse to get her over to my house and see how far I could get. I mean, any SSFer would tap that. Seriously. Now she won't talk to me. She shows up in a short-as-!@#$%^&* miniskirt and a tank top with massive cleavage, and right away I look like an !@#$%^&* by staring just a little too long. She asks me if I like what I see (sarcastically, not seriously) and I apologize like an idiot and let her in. First thing she does when she walks in is sits on my couch and starts flipping through channels. I'm like, "Shouldn't we be doing the project?" Lame. She looks at me like I'm stupid and answers, "You can't be serious." Again, I act like an idiot and laugh and come up with a stupid response. I sit down next to her. I dunno what the !@#$%^&* she was doing with the TV, but I had a clear view down her shirt and she didn't have a bra on. Before I realize it, I'm staring again and she coughs. I look up and she's smiling, and before I can say anything, she reaches over and starts kissing me. Okay, SSF, making out may be no big feat, but I barely knew this chick. She pushed me on my back and started to take off her shirt. I think she was fully aware of my hard-on, considering she was sitting on it. "I always thought you were cute, you know." Again, I'm surprised by this. She hadn't looked at me twice before at any time. "Are you sure we should be doing this? I don't even know you." "Oh yeah," she says. "I'm your basic, average girl and I'm here to save the world. You can't stop me 'cause I'm Kim Possible. There is nothin' I can't do. But when danger calls just know that i am on my way. It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble. If you just call my name, Kim Possible. Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me, when you wanna page me, it's okay. Whenever you need me baby, call me, beep me if you wanna reach me."
JDS Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 (edited) basically you are in this position. Kill yourself now, or later. Im sure the majority of us (all) want to talk about important things such as spam or some interesting subspace/world related issue, not your girl problems, thx. Go see a shrink if you really are serious about taking advice from a subspace forum... No one here really has any advice , and those who do probly wont give it.. seriou sly wtf.. wonder why game is dying.. 2 many people caring about !@#$%^&* like this and no one actualy caring about the game, go make a tileset and post it .. be better time spent than this ok, i just read your post, and i apologize, lol it was a pretty good story. I dont see the problem though, it was just your lucky day Edited March 17, 2008 by JDS
Incomplete Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Whats the problem? you got what you wanted, sorted. Move on to the next victim
Traced. Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 lol that sounds like something out of a book O_o
The Real Picard Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 What he failed to mention is that "Kim" is his mother, still after all these years, trying to make it through Junior High.
Cancer+ Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 I believe this was just a story. Kim Possible is a disney show. This kind of stuff only happens on tv/movies. If it did happen, good job.
rootbear75 Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 wow dude, take it...you should be so lucky
X`terrania Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Reminds me of the fresh prince of bel-air stories.
Samapico Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Reminds me of the fresh prince of bel-air stories.Yeah... !@#$%^&*it, a google search of Kim Possible only gave me hentai pics of her lol
jacob hunter! Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 LOL I loved the entertaining read during class. Thanks haha
»Lynx Posted March 20, 2008 Report Posted March 20, 2008 Frebby is one of those guys who will never change. He will always be that weird blond kid who sits up at 3:00am and decides to spam this kind of forum, but I guess it's refreshing seeing an old face. He's probably having sex with an ally cat right now.
Frebby Posted March 20, 2008 Author Report Posted March 20, 2008 Frebby is one of those guys who will never change. He will always be that weird blond kid who sits up at 3:00am and decides to spam this kind of forum, but I guess it's refreshing seeing an old face. He's probably having sex with an ally cat right now.OMG I'm busted. !@#$%^&* you Chris. D: And I'm not spamming, and I don't sit up at 3 AM. o_O
»Lynx Posted March 21, 2008 Report Posted March 21, 2008 Frebby is one of those guys who will never change. He will always be that weird blond kid who sits up at 3:00am and decides to spam this kind of forum, but I guess it's refreshing seeing an old face. He's probably having sex with an ally cat right now.OMG I'm busted. !@#$%^&* you Chris. D: And I'm not spamming, and I don't sit up at 3 AM. o_O Heh, liar.
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